milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i finally bought a titty mousepad and it actually provides more support than my old ergonomic mousepad lmao 060
Reposted by milktrufflesMaple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying 102046661
Reposted by milktrufflesshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3469491799
Reposted by milktrufflesMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As of today, the CDC has changed (reverted) their Covid guidance to make the vaccine recommended for all people over 18. In addition to being a smart public health move, this recommendation also means insurance must cover it. Read more here: www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... Listen to a breakdown here: 131864907
Reposted by milktrufflesmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/09/2026ten times a day i am living that scene from CABARET where they're driving by all the dead communists piled in the street but instead all the nazis are wearing clown noses and clown shoes and clown pants and clown makeup and they're honking bicycle horns and they're spraying the corpses with seltzer 647476
Reposted by milktrufflesJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460341484
Reposted by milktrufflesJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928 1446641171
Reposted by milktrufflesapparition of arden👻 @wakingnaturally.bsky.social · 21/09/2026really good post that i really need everyone to absorb 1732491246
Reposted by milktrufflesMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The scalper wailing "I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over eight months and this is how they treat us?" hasn't stopped being funny no matter how many times I read it. 371874529
Reposted by milktrufflesItachi 🦇🦊COMMS OPEN @eeveetachi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I miss Tales of Xillia 2 so I picked up the art of Ludger I started drawing exactly two years ago!! 🥺 03021
Reposted by milktrufflesAimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 21/09/2026Today is your monthly reminder! Back. Up. Your. Stuff. 💻💽💾 Art, writing, personal photos, etc etc... Back it up back it up! Repost to remind a friend and save a life 3960726
Reposted by milktrufflesauntie lino’s strap @aplethoras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“is it true ao3 authors appreciate comments” is one of the wildest sentences i’ve ever read. is it true people like receiving feedback on their work? being told they did a good job? experiencing human connection? 7534244
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026anyway i got hexcore anomaly nails because why not 1110
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026it took 3 years but i finally found my nail tech in boston 😭 every time i show her a photo she’s like yeah ok and just gets to work 020
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if your wife isn’t your biggest fan what are you even doing 070
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026when you dislike someone everything they say seems like a micro aggression. “great work (other person). and for your valuable and important contributions nico!” like i didn’t do great work?? i was just a contributor??? i didn’t bust my fucking ass on this too?? 160
Reposted by milktrufflesJinti is Making Passive Notice Checks @jinti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026y'all should push for Universal Basic Income 'cuz artists that aren't stressin' over rent and groceries and taxes all the time WILL draw freakier, more unmarketable shit 3877673012
Reposted by milktrufflesfeef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Inspired by a recent interaction 192213785249
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i’m sorry hand soap just got recalled for bacterial contamination??? we’re so fucked 040
Reposted by milktrufflespixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713369331
Reposted by milktrufflesceroro @ceroro.com · 15/09/2026you definitely need some level of delusion or obsession to persist in this world 10734162
Reposted by milktrufflesJohn in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 171103421924
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026imagine going to your HR manager and she’s sitting at her desk with neopets up on her phone 070
Reposted by milktruffles✨ lainie ⚢ 🪽✨ @pukadon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Briefly had to deal with youtube with ads and got an ad for some genAI writing app that was like “LIKE READING FANFICTION? WHAT IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR OWN” and i just fucking. lost it laughing. Yeah man what if you could make fanfiction. Crazy shit 14634
Reposted by milktrufflesMeg Adams (ArtbyMoga) @artbymoga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Quality Time” (2023) 243172417
Reposted by milktrufflesA.J. Wilden🏳️⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message" 52144935760
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026since we only have one car and i needed to take it to take the dog the vet today i told my wife i would only pick her up if she finished reading the book we’re reading together otherwise train is right there 120
Reposted by milktrufflesXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119493375
Reposted by milktruffles🌑 @fell.energy · 09/09/2026nintendo indirect is where you just read everyone's posts about it 151761805
Reposted by milktrufflesjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap 9778993172
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i have the football game in as background noise while i read and was not paying attention until i heard “really tight man to man coverage from new england” 160
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i had jury duty yesterday, was selected to serve on a jury, showed up today for my first day and they decided to do a bench trial instead of trial by jury so between all of the waiting yesterday and today i’m halfway through my book 180
Reposted by milktrufflesAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 40146814830
Reposted by milktrufflesakisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 04/01/2025sorry we mischaracterized your favourite character for the sake of porn. yeah. sorry. he's blushing and whimpering and crying and pissing himself. sorry. yeah no there was nothing else that could be done. 51823801
Reposted by milktruffles🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026courage the cowardly dog 220282307792
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026we opened a store in a huge mall yesterday and so everyone is remote working after traveling and i came in today and no one is here and idk how to turn on the lights so it’s just me sitting in darkness 050
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026my oura ring is clearly very concerned about me 070
milktruffles @milktruffles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i’m in my luteal phase like 2 days away from my period and i joined the book club at work so im finally reading it now and i’ve been crying nonstop this is dumb 120
Reposted by milktrufflesTuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places: 1521466410137