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Elena

@milfmunnee.bsky.social
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Cat and child mother. Ngunnawal country.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
if my understanding of how machines work is correct, filling the petrol tank makes a rubber duck float high enough to release a ball which knocks over dominos and so on. at some point the car starts
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Me as a couples therapist: i watched Arrival last night and you two remind me of Amy Adams and the Aliens, it’s very hard for you to communicate but you’re trying hard to figure it out. Have you guys seen Arrival?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image
tim robinson durag
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 20/02/2026
TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
It’s poppy season, special shout out to this one with his tongue out 😛
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What does Ricky Gervais think about the us right now, I will not look it up
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
😬
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Julia garner, tiny face with big feelings
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
if I buy new clothes it makes me excited to go to work because my office is FULL of complimentary babes
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I had to look up what is a groyper
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Shocked to discover I am in vigorous agreement with Tony, I too think he should be more like Charlie Kirk in one very specific way
Tony Abbott tweet: Over the past 24 hours, especially talking to young people, I’ve been really struck by the impact Charlie Kirk has had on their lives. He’s been a force for faith and is now a martyr for free speech. His life should inspire more of us to be more like him: an exemplar of character, courage and conviction.
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
ohhhhhhhhhh i thought you said he was a victim of gum violence
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Yeah I’m with RFK now, they’ve been poisoning Americans for too long!!
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Watching Gilmore girls with the kids and now I wanna move to Braidwood
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It’s 10 on a Wednesday, I’m staying home with sick kids tomorrow I’ve had a few wines and Andrew’s chucking on the devil’s advocate I’m ready for it all
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
We built composting bays today, I used the angle grinder for the first time and it was scary
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Couldn’t wait to leave the pub to keep making these prawns socks for my dad
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Decided a few days ago I was going to take up smoking just one cigarette a day but I still haven’t bought tobacco or anything, I swear I’m committed to this goal though
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Just got spooked by an eastern rosella trying to get in the driver’s side window
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Maybe Joe breached his fvo, just asking questions
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I think powderfinger was a band that someone at triple j really liked and then people started to like their songs because they’d heard them before, like on the radio
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Highly recommend the new banoffee pie from dobinson’s
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Made it to flu/covid shot day without getting the flu or Covid
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
wanted to cry seeing this at vinnies today
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If you see a guy driving around an old timey car and you look at it you’ve given him exactly what he wants. If I see an old timey car I look away.
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Bought some seeds today Very much looking forward to growing some stuff again, it’s been a long time!
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I went from going 6 months with no sickness to a cold every month, main symptom of the latest one is that I’m kinda real bitchy now
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Movies are now books, books are a whole new level of smart
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
And some gorgeous flowers from @junksquadannual.bsky.social !!😭😭❤️❤️ We feel so loved and looked after 🥹
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Absolute dream run to the office this morning, only hit one red light and ate an entire bagel on the way
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
beautiful friends 🥹
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
We’ve made the decision to say goodbye to our beautiful old Couscous today 💔
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
men just exist in a different reality, I bought a lamp on market place and the man was like ‘come in!’ So I did because it was cold and I didn’t want to be rude Then he was like ‘it’s upstairs! Follow me!’ Sir
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
We are very much enjoying some lovely newish cooking vids on youtube with @alexkcooks youtu.be/AKwgivRK3iE?...
youtu.be
Khachapuri Made Easy: A Beginner's Guide to Georgian Cheese Bread
YouTube video by Alex K Cooks
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
He wants to fetch it 😭
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Reading sequel as seroquel and thinking to myself ‘that’s just quetiapine ☺️
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
this week has been wild, iPhone users sending me green texts and vice versa?!
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Today I’m gonna bake sourdough discard cookies and bagels and watch sirens in between
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s my Friday and I’m onto the second sleeve of my sweater and the fire is going and Andrew is about to play some tunes on twitch twitch.tv/boontavista
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
My beautiful friends @junksquadannual.bsky.social and emily are getting married today and I’m bloody over the moon about it 😭😭😭
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Jesus Christ lord grantham’s ulcer just burst
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This was such a delightful evening and today has been very difficult, thank you quince vodka
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brewery viewery
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Is it tights weather in Brisbane or is that dumb
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The big kid just reminded us of a limerick Andrew thought up about her on the spot There once was a girl from Camp Cooba She liked to blow hard on her tuba She let down her guard And blew way too hard And dookie shot out of her pooper
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
ive definitely said this before but i never anticipated the peace that my late 30s would bring, sure my skin was smoother in my twenties but my brain was full of dog crap
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
When I was a kid I just wanted to be clever enough one day to realise cool things like evian is naive spelled backwards
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Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A loaf for a lovely friend who’s been having an unlovely time
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