Reposted by Elena"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026if my understanding of how machines work is correct, filling the petrol tank makes a rubber duck float high enough to release a ball which knocks over dominos and so on. at some point the car starts 19213
Reposted by ElenaBec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Me as a couples therapist: i watched Arrival last night and you two remind me of Amy Adams and the Aliens, it’s very hard for you to communicate but you’re trying hard to figure it out. Have you guys seen Arrival? 2632
Reposted by Elenarax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image 1708344775
Reposted by Elena"fart" @jonhendren.com · 20/02/2026TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head." 81487323
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 05/10/2025It’s poppy season, special shout out to this one with his tongue out 😛 190
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 18/09/2025What does Ricky Gervais think about the us right now, I will not look it up 050
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025if I buy new clothes it makes me excited to go to work because my office is FULL of complimentary babes 080
Reposted by Elenabenjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Shocked to discover I am in vigorous agreement with Tony, I too think he should be more like Charlie Kirk in one very specific way 4421
Reposted by ElenaJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 10/09/2025ohhhhhhhhhh i thought you said he was a victim of gum violence 0393
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Yeah I’m with RFK now, they’ve been poisoning Americans for too long!! 090
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Watching Gilmore girls with the kids and now I wanna move to Braidwood 050
Reposted by ElenaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2025NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence 444028881
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It’s 10 on a Wednesday, I’m staying home with sick kids tomorrow I’ve had a few wines and Andrew’s chucking on the devil’s advocate I’m ready for it all 030
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 09/08/2025We built composting bays today, I used the angle grinder for the first time and it was scary 1130
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Couldn’t wait to leave the pub to keep making these prawns socks for my dad 190
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Decided a few days ago I was going to take up smoking just one cigarette a day but I still haven’t bought tobacco or anything, I swear I’m committed to this goal though 040
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Just got spooked by an eastern rosella trying to get in the driver’s side window 110
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I think powderfinger was a band that someone at triple j really liked and then people started to like their songs because they’d heard them before, like on the radio 180
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Made it to flu/covid shot day without getting the flu or Covid 130
Reposted by Elenakelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 20/07/2025If you see a guy driving around an old timey car and you look at it you’ve given him exactly what he wants. If I see an old timey car I look away. 4475
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Bought some seeds today Very much looking forward to growing some stuff again, it’s been a long time! 030
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I went from going 6 months with no sickness to a cold every month, main symptom of the latest one is that I’m kinda real bitchy now 170
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Movies are now books, books are a whole new level of smart 060
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025And some gorgeous flowers from @junksquadannual.bsky.social !!😭😭❤️❤️ We feel so loved and looked after 🥹 0151
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Absolute dream run to the office this morning, only hit one red light and ate an entire bagel on the way 0130
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025We’ve made the decision to say goodbye to our beautiful old Couscous today 💔 6390
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 17/06/2025men just exist in a different reality, I bought a lamp on market place and the man was like ‘come in!’ So I did because it was cold and I didn’t want to be rude Then he was like ‘it’s upstairs! Follow me!’ Sir 2150
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025We are very much enjoying some lovely newish cooking vids on youtube with @alexkcooks youtu.be/AKwgivRK3iE?...youtu.beKhachapuri Made Easy: A Beginner's Guide to Georgian Cheese BreadYouTube video by Alex K Cooks 180
Reposted by ElenaDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash. 855875637
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Reading sequel as seroquel and thinking to myself ‘that’s just quetiapine ☺️ 020
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025this week has been wild, iPhone users sending me green texts and vice versa?! 010
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Today I’m gonna bake sourdough discard cookies and bagels and watch sirens in between 040
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 05/06/2025It’s my Friday and I’m onto the second sleeve of my sweater and the fire is going and Andrew is about to play some tunes on twitch twitch.tv/boontavistatwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 080
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 04/06/2025My beautiful friends @junksquadannual.bsky.social and emily are getting married today and I’m bloody over the moon about it 😭😭😭 150
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025This was such a delightful evening and today has been very difficult, thank you quince vodka 0170
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The big kid just reminded us of a limerick Andrew thought up about her on the spot There once was a girl from Camp Cooba She liked to blow hard on her tuba She let down her guard And blew way too hard And dookie shot out of her pooper 1100
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 27/05/2025ive definitely said this before but i never anticipated the peace that my late 30s would bring, sure my skin was smoother in my twenties but my brain was full of dog crap 090
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025When I was a kid I just wanted to be clever enough one day to realise cool things like evian is naive spelled backwards 160
Elena @milfmunnee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025A loaf for a lovely friend who’s been having an unlovely time 3310