gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 20/08/2026a lot of people say it’s annoying that the underside of the tripp trapp tray is a honeycomb pattern so food gets stuck in it and it’s hard to clean. i say, just don’t look at it. 000
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 11/08/2026best bit of the census was when you choose government as a job, the functions options were feds, state, police/military and “statistical services”. yes census employees you ARE special 000
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 11/08/2026when i drive around aimlessly because my baby is napping in the car, i keep my maps on with my eventual destination and i think the map must be like where the fuck is this silly bitch going this time 030
Reposted by gey poopejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there 3790163
Reposted by gey poopeEleanor Robertson @marrowing.bsky.social · 22/03/2026this is what it’s like having GDM 0131
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 22/03/2026and after that he’ll enjoy a resurgence in popularity 020
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 02/03/2026just reminded of the fact that when i was a kid i hated animalia by graeme base because i assumed there was some far deeper meaning than a few hidden images so i got really frustrated trying to figure it out 240
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 20/02/2026expecting tyra banks to grovel and apologise for top model is so funny 000
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 29/01/2026nothing like the feeling of razor sharp baby toenails scraping across your boobmedia.tenor.coma green frog is sitting on top of a concrete wall .ALT: a green frog is sitting on top of a concrete wall . 010
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 24/01/2026as i am already quite familiar with Gay, i was a little disappointed that the gay hockey show didn’t teach me a bit more about hockey 151
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 16/01/2026my “i am not breastfeeding the grinch” t-shirt people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt 010
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 09/01/2026me with my 3 week old baby: i want another baby 010
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 26/12/2025postpartum camera roll: - baby - baby - baby - baby - blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case - baby - baby - baby - enormous clexane bruise - enormous clexane needle - baby - baby 010
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 20/12/2025been a mother for less than 2 days and i already feel like it’s insanely inadequate that humans only have two arms 170
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 06/12/2025the lesbian version of twink death is dink death bc lesbians be having babies 030
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 05/12/2025told the doula yesterday that i plan to go to my mind palace in early labour and she loved it so much she wrote it down in her notebook 010
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 07/11/2025on maternity leavemedia.tenor.coma cartoon character sits in a lotus position in front of a bedALT: a cartoon character sits in a lotus position in front of a bed 000
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 17/10/2025yeah that’s right. we’re both pregnant at the same time. what are you gonna do about it 230
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 08/10/2025you have been blessed by wig dog, click like to receive your blessing 260
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 08/09/2025gay little monkey from the apple store maternity style 020
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 26/08/2025baby’s doing these onesmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson laying on his stomachALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on his stomach 030
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 19/08/2025saw a group of these this morning and it put me in a mood for the rest of the day 000
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 04/08/2025went to see the midwife. in my opinion though, no wives are mid 051
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 24/07/2025michael c hall should really have better things to do than dexter 12 the redextering 120
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 24/07/2025asked my wife the other day if she thinks being pregnant could make my arms get longer 130
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 12/05/2025i’m 7 weeks and 5 days PREGNANT and i feel like fucking GARBAGE. i just want to birth a little jelly baby like a kangaroo and keep her in my pouch where she won’t make me sick anymore 180
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 15/04/2025you’ll know capitalism is really fucked when they stop putting the little gold bell around the neck of the lindt bunny 110
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 09/04/2025bro do you need the chundee? do you need me to fetch the chundee bro? should i go get the fucking chundee right now? 140
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 08/04/2025LOOK at these perfect homemade bagels my beautiful friend @milfmunnee.bsky.social delivered to my house!! 1110
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 28/03/2025where all my millennials who love to vape weed and shoot the shit about 2000s prestige television ❓🙋♀️ 220
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 17/03/2025we can hear a band practicing every monday night and i swear they’re getting worse 1120
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 12/03/2025you know the seasons are changing when the pile starts steaming 240
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 12/03/2025you know the seasons are changing when the pile starts steaming 000
gey poope @junksquadannual.bsky.social · 07/03/2025your outie spent $290 on filters for household appliances in one day 020
Reposted by gey poopeBlack Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 16/01/2025DAVID LYNCH has passed away. We have lost one of the greatest directors in history, a superlative artist. A unique and timeless cultural figure. Forever in our memory, forever in our hearts. Long live The Greatest. 866017775
