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Mike Tonge

@miketonge.bsky.social
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Engineer, photographer, astronomer, and bad typist. Many men at my age start moving towards fascism. I've decided to embrace absurdism instead. What do we when want?

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com I'm currently looking at the CILIP "Warm Spaces" report you funded in 2022. There is now an urgent need for "Cool Spaces" in our communities. I've been bothering my local County Councillors and MP, but I don't seem to be getting anywhere. Any suggestions?
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Has anyone else noticed that Count Binface never looks any older? He must have a really good tincare routine.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am also standing against a bin.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
larryandpaul.bsky.social Wot?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@garytcoles.bsky.social My apologies for speling yor name rong. Fuck off Gary.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
bsky.app/profile/gary... Fuck off Garry.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's amazing how easily supposedly intelligent people will fall for a naf marketing gimmick. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Finance ministers and top bankers raise serious concerns about Mythos AI model
Experts say Mythos potentially has an unprecedented ability to identify and exploit cybersecurity weaknesses.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What is the Capital of England? Even a fool know that the answer to that question is 'E'. But I just asked an AI, and it insists the answer is 'London'. Useless!
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Brilliant phrase by a US friend of mine to describe the defence of a prolific paedophile by Trump, Bondi, Patel, Thiel, Musk and Bannon et al ‘The Creep State’
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I love this insanity. Reminds me of Devo... ...and for some reason, the Mahavishnu Orchestra.
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Mark Avery @markavery.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It made me laugh, out loud. Hope it makes you smile.
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Lantern Parade (late 19thc) by Danish painter Anne Sophie Petersen (1845-1910) #WomensArt
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The BBC is in crisis in the same way that GB News would be if you put Owen Jones on the board armed with a veto and plenty of coffee.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I was in hospital yesterday. A friend visited me. His father had been brought into the same hospital the day before. "How's your dad", I asked him. "He died yesterday. But don't worry, he's alive again now." A That really happened. B I'm charging £50 a person for a full explanation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Richard McElreath 🐈‍⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Monty Python understood p-hacking
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Flood, 1981 by British landscape photographer Fay Godwin #womensart
Monochrome photograph featuring a thin tall tree reflected in flood water with hills and trees in the background
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You don't have to fill in any of the second page. Just click "Submit and see the poll results" at the bottom.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
No capes daaarling. No capes!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2025
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Sebastião Salgado died this week. I never liked him. But hee was the greatest photographer in my lifetime. So far.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
WHAT?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
@larryandpaul.bsky.social You're re-whatevering people at this time on a Saturday night. You sad, sad bastards! You'd never catch me doing anything like that.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Seriously!
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Good evening www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NTV...
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Hania Rani – On Giacometti: A live performance at Atelier in Stampa
YouTube video by Gondwana Records
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Iced world www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZS...
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvFB...
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
New profile pic. Needs more work I think.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Night Cruising www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeeq...
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Night Cruising (Live At Akasaka Blitz / 1998)
YouTube video by Fishmans - Topic
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
QRP your skull art Chosen Hill #Phoptography
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I do like a bit of dark in photography. We used to get the same effect using a photocopier.
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🌳 parkrun & Photography 📸 @parkrunandphotos.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
⛵️ When the timing is just right 👌 📍The Spit Main #Beach is one of those places on the #GoldCoast that rewards you for patience 😌 #photography #photographer #Australia #boat #photographersofbluesky #Nikon #Queensland #ocean #sea #waves
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good morning all. Pump Room Dome. #photography #architecture #monochrome
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
@parodypm.bsky.social Dickhead free, ya say? I'm here! :-)
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Morning all Contacts
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@countbinface.bsky.social Is this your doing?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Morning all Cross
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Brian Eno Ice World www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZS...
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Brian Eno - Iced World (The Drop)
YouTube video by Amoghasiddhi Buddha
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Seat polishing little boys.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I work all day and get half drunk at night... Audiabe by Larkin. Read by Stephen McKinley Henderson www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Dt...
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Good morning How can I help you?
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