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Mike Tonge

@miketonge.bsky.social
229 followers 49 following 2.7K posts

Engineer, photographer, astronomer, and bad typist. Many men at my age start moving towards fascism. I've decided to embrace absurdism instead. What do we when want?

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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It also smells like your own flesh burning when you cook it. Ask me how I know that. ...or maybe don't.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fear is good. Fear has kept you alive so far. But it has to be controlled. Not stopped. That way lies extreme danger.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a differential view.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Owww!
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kow long's your arm? kibibyte!
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bum! Poop! Willies!
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did. And you fell for it. Hook, line, and sinker. You were the only one this time. Yes, I know I should grow up. :-)
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are three concepts there. Two of them contradict the other. Which one(s) did you think I thought was good? You just picked the one that you could immediately get enraged about, and went with it. Thanks once again for playing.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I posted the word "Good" without context. You don't know what I thought was good, but you replied with outrage anyway. I do like messing with people who love to be outraged. Thank you for playing.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's the problem? RUOK?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope you're okay.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But you live in the sausage factory. Why? I live in a different factory, and always ask myself that uesion.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do you distrust journalism?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I......M......A......G.......I......N......A......T......I...... We're gonna need a bigger note.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the revolution comes, they want to be first up against the wall.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, the filthy Republicans are going to help. What kind of idiot are you?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have no idea.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what the US electorate vote for.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I CHANGED TELEVISION" You did. Congratulations!
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've spent a life watching men and women in shops and workshops being pushed down by their so-called "betters". And now you're trying to do the same. You're just the same as all of them.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You decide
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We all have reasons to feel put down. But our feelings are never reality. ever
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a whole world of "normal people" who are living through the same thing. They're working in shops and workshops all over the world. feeling like they're undervalued, misunderstood, and ignored. But you think you're special because you "made it". Grow up!
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interesring
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very very frightening...
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to die peacefully. Please make that happen for everyone.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you telling us so?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Comedy
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're going to lose, you losing loser. Welcome to the rest of your life.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The masses don't have to believe the bullshit.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's aunty-smitick that is.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Total rubbish. you shouldn't be allowed to say that.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you go for a run you'll be accelerating trillions and trillins of particles.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Polish strippers are the best strippers
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All cyclists and there bicycles should be ruddy horsewhipped! Angry of Cheltenham.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cook it
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was that what we were laughing at you about? There are so many choices.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Somebody phoned me up and asked me if I'd like to be interviewed by the police a few weeks ago. I thought it was a threat until they told me it was for a job. I politely, and very carefully declined.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Surely that's inciting violance.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do cute animals really have to have a job? Can't they just live in nature? Will we be demanding that hedgehogs collect litter next?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I supported Leeds when I was seven. Then I put away childish things.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Your work is not done until she's moaning about the weather.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not true. I lost language for a few hours some years ago, due to a head injury. I was still me, and I could still think.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My sick bum? I think I need new glasses.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Are your posts being written by an insane LLM, or is it just you?
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah The computer under my desk is more powerful than the largest supercomputer on 2000.
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Mike Tonge @miketonge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do you remember Fractint? It could do that kind of stuff on a 286 back in the 90s. You're probably too young.
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