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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is quite literally impossible

Lost breaking bad community the wire GoT Hill House Andor Band of Brothers Doctor Who Bojack

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I don’t know what the biggest robbery in college football is, but this Michigan “win” is absolutely in the conversation

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

My older brother died on June 29th. Guy was 45. Best of us, really. Been a tough month, especially for my parents. He was a diehard Red Sox fan. Now I’m not a big believer in pretty much anything. But let’s just say this streak has meant the world to me and mine. 2 more for the record, Matt. Go Sox.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I work in a writers room. Every step in the process is painstaking. The writers go over every line of dialogue meticulously. It can take hours. That’s what makes it good. The idea of using AI to avoid that process would be considered laughable at best.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Interesting plan of the Red Sox to address an abysmal front office performance that led to an abysmal roster construction by firing the entire coaching staff. Let’s see how this works out for them.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Attn: Democrats running for office! Coming out strong on AI regulations will only make me want to vote for you harder and tell all my friends to do the same.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/04/2026

"Moon's haunted"

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind.

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

RIP Xander Harris. I hope you like the quiet.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/02/2026

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

35, and don’t let them talk you out of it. Please.

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I have jury duty today, which means I get to try and recreate the funniest moment in the last decade of television.

James Marsden, on the show Jury Duty, makes quite possibly the greatest joke of all time

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Okay. Well. Baseball.

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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Leigh Kunkel @leighkunkel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn (Size small)

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I like my Boncos friends but I hope I’m happier than you are in three hours

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Least comfortable 11 point lead ever, I’m terrified of Davis Mills, should be 24 points, sports are not fun

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I constantly drove 30 minutes, multiple towns over, to see movies when I was growing up. The drive back talking about the movie was half the fun.

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social I don’t know why I thought anything different would happen with Ladd McConkey at this point. Think you need a “don’t draft a WR if the team brings back their former #1 WR a week before the season tattoo.

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Thread Oh wow what a thread

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I mean… this guy has Long Covid, right? And they’re just not calling it that? I’m no doctor, but from all I’ve read about it, this matches right?

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Congrats to Hall of Famer Jeff Kent, who was on Survivor in 2012 and said this after he was kicked off. It should be noted that the top marginal tax rate in 2012 was 35%, unchanged from the last 6 years of the Bush era. Which makes you wonder whether maybe the tax rate was not his beef with Obama.

Jeff Kent: "You know what pisses me off? I think I’ve made about 60 million dollars playing baseball and I want this frickin’ million dollars in this game. And it’s not even a million bucks, it’s 600 grand by the time Obama takes it. I’m a Game 7 World Series loser. You know, I played in the biggest games in the world and the worst games in the world, and this just sucks."

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

this is a reminder that the reason why Jeff Kent had the stats to make the HOF is that he played with a guy who the BBWAA refuses to put into the HOF. Mattingly should be in. He played on some dreadfully bad Yankee teams.

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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

If this leads to Manny Ramirez going on Survivor I’m all for it

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby

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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

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Matt Mitovich @mattmitovich.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

#Pluribus Vince Gilligan on Carol being a romantasy author: “I liked the idea of a writer being tasked with saving the world, because there is no one less suited to saving the world.”