Reposted by Mike SchaubMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104441652
Reposted by Mike SchaubKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Buying a classic Hollywood Studio and threatening to move it out of Hollywood. Unconscionable. Blackmail. Petulant. Shitty. This has to be stopped. deadline.com/2026/09/para...deadline.comParamount To Leave California Amid Antitrust Battle & Stalled Warner Bros MergerLeaks out of David Ellison's inner circle said the CEO wold take his Paramount ball & leave California if state AGs didn't back off on their antitrust suit 2047978
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don’t know what the biggest robbery in college football is, but this Michigan “win” is absolutely in the conversation 020
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My older brother died on June 29th. Guy was 45. Best of us, really. Been a tough month, especially for my parents. He was a diehard Red Sox fan. Now I’m not a big believer in pretty much anything. But let’s just say this streak has meant the world to me and mine. 2 more for the record, Matt. Go Sox. 120
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A microphone, a drink, a bag… Conor’s fall into becoming (or being revealed as) the shittiest of people is one of the most disappointing sports stories in the last decade. 040
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It woulda been better for both if they retired before covid! 130
Reposted by Mike SchaubRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team 991759299
Reposted by Mike SchaubJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal 132295416
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 29/05/2026He worked on an episode of Doctor Odyssey I co-wrote. Genuinely the kindest guy. One of the best guest cast I’ve ever worked with. 120
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’m embarrassed at how loudly I laughed at this one man 000
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I work in a writers room. Every step in the process is painstaking. The writers go over every line of dialogue meticulously. It can take hours. That’s what makes it good. The idea of using AI to avoid that process would be considered laughable at best.meticulously.in 010
Reposted by Mike Schaubpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened 5581581424
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Interesting plan of the Red Sox to address an abysmal front office performance that led to an abysmal roster construction by firing the entire coaching staff. Let’s see how this works out for them. 000
Reposted by Mike SchaubMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Attn: Democrats running for office! Coming out strong on AI regulations will only make me want to vote for you harder and tell all my friends to do the same. 16609137
Reposted by Mike SchaubJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia 1896189970
Reposted by Mike SchaubKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/04/2026AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind. 951686
Reposted by Mike SchaubBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I can't fucking believe we're doing this again. 108136523297
Reposted by Mike SchaubTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/02/2026it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a 182550344
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 11/02/2026You need to meet a minimum requirement every year to maintain health insurance in the guilds. I don’t know his story, it’s possible his lapsed. 010
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 11/02/202635, and don’t let them talk you out of it. Please. 000
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I have jury duty today, which means I get to try and recreate the funniest moment in the last decade of television. 010
Reposted by Mike SchaubKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Okay. Well. Baseball. 2038823
Reposted by Mike SchaubArin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what 245176724411
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If he revoked Vance’s communion card I’d seriously consider a return to Sundays 110
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Bovino, you are a buffoon, you cannot read. These will not be read TO you… 010
Reposted by Mike SchaubLeigh Kunkel @leighkunkel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn (Size small) 833347555
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I like my Boncos friends but I hope I’m happier than you are in three hours 111
Reposted by Mike SchaubAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here." 5483972312594
Reposted by Mike SchaubMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer. 1421473187
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Least comfortable 11 point lead ever, I’m terrified of Davis Mills, should be 24 points, sports are not fun 000
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I constantly drove 30 minutes, multiple towns over, to see movies when I was growing up. The drive back talking about the movie was half the fun. 000
Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 28/12/2025@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social I don’t know why I thought anything different would happen with Ladd McConkey at this point. Think you need a “don’t draft a WR if the team brings back their former #1 WR a week before the season tattoo. 000