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Mike Schaub

@mikeschaub.bsky.social
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Re-aspiring writer.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is quite literally impossible
Lost breaking bad community the wire GoT Hill House Andor Band of Brothers Doctor Who Bojack
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Buying a classic Hollywood Studio and threatening to move it out of Hollywood. Unconscionable. Blackmail. Petulant. Shitty. This has to be stopped. deadline.com/2026/09/para...
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Paramount To Leave California Amid Antitrust Battle & Stalled Warner Bros Merger
Leaks out of David Ellison's inner circle said the CEO wold take his Paramount ball & leave California if state AGs didn't back off on their antitrust suit
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t know what the biggest robbery in college football is, but this Michigan “win” is absolutely in the conversation
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LISTEN,
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My older brother died on June 29th. Guy was 45. Best of us, really. Been a tough month, especially for my parents. He was a diehard Red Sox fan. Now I’m not a big believer in pretty much anything. But let’s just say this streak has meant the world to me and mine. 2 more for the record, Matt. Go Sox.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A microphone, a drink, a bag… Conor’s fall into becoming (or being revealed as) the shittiest of people is one of the most disappointing sports stories in the last decade.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It woulda been better for both if they retired before covid!
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A perfect end for a wasted career
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So much cocaine helicopter
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
He worked on an episode of Doctor Odyssey I co-wrote. Genuinely the kindest guy. One of the best guest cast I’ve ever worked with.
Jim O’Heir and some random guy
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m embarrassed at how loudly I laughed at this one man
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I work in a writers room. Every step in the process is painstaking. The writers go over every line of dialogue meticulously. It can take hours. That’s what makes it good. The idea of using AI to avoid that process would be considered laughable at best.
meticulously.in
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Interesting plan of the Red Sox to address an abysmal front office performance that led to an abysmal roster construction by firing the entire coaching staff. Let’s see how this works out for them.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Attn: Democrats running for office! Coming out strong on AI regulations will only make me want to vote for you harder and tell all my friends to do the same.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/04/2026
"Moon's haunted"
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
RIP Xander Harris. I hope you like the quiet.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/02/2026
it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a
SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You need to meet a minimum requirement every year to maintain health insurance in the guilds. I don’t know his story, it’s possible his lapsed.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
35, and don’t let them talk you out of it. Please.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I have jury duty today, which means I get to try and recreate the funniest moment in the last decade of television.
James Marsden, on the show Jury Duty, makes quite possibly the greatest joke of all time
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Okay. Well. Baseball.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Go Pats (Vomits)
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If he revoked Vance’s communion card I’d seriously consider a return to Sundays
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bovino, you are a buffoon, you cannot read. These will not be read TO you…
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Leigh Kunkel @leighkunkel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn (Size small)
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I like my Boncos friends but I hope I’m happier than you are in three hours
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Don’t let Drake kneel!!
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Clock killin Corey Dillon drive
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Needs to show up or this turns so fast
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Least comfortable 11 point lead ever, I’m terrified of Davis Mills, should be 24 points, sports are not fun
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Glue that thing back on!!
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
ATTABOY (for one week, maybe)
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Houston would have it right?
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I constantly drove 30 minutes, multiple towns over, to see movies when I was growing up. The drive back talking about the movie was half the fun.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Nooooo
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social I don’t know why I thought anything different would happen with Ladd McConkey at this point. Think you need a “don’t draft a WR if the team brings back their former #1 WR a week before the season tattoo.
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Mike Schaub @mikeschaub.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
@briancgrubb.bsky.social
Pierce Brosnan, sailing to a lobster heist, possibly
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