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Mike P

@mikepankowski.bsky.social
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Hey, I get bored and post stuff. Just trying to keep things fun here.

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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NFC East the NFC South of AFC Norths.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SCORE DRAW BECAUSE THE DC COMMIES CAN'T MANAGE THE CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Liverpool actually playing 5D chess and losing big here so that City gets more high and mighty about beating the charges so that the they get an even worse penalty. At least that's what I'll tell myself to get through this one.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After 5 games, I like that the #Isles give full effort in the 2nd period. I would appreciate if they gave close to that in the other periods, they might win a few more of them.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Isles should be paying you for your reverse jinx comments, haha
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BA Roth Spooktacular 🏳️‍⚧️ @uncannyzuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, I uh started drawing up a crossover. Here's a one-page gag
Five-panel comic:
Panels 1-2: panning shot from left to right of Green Lantern Jon Stewart eating lunch in the Watchtower cafeteria. Across the table (panel 2), sits the Flash, Wally West. Between them, oddly enough, is a Robot Master, Quickman. He's just watching
Jon, talking to Wally: "I can't believe a kid like you had never played a Megaman game. I know I still fire up my copy of Megaman 2 on my days off. Even if I still can't get past those lasers without the Time Stopper."
Wally: "Listen GL, I was a Sonic kid because Genesis does what Nintendon't."
Panel 3: Batman approaches their table, holding a tray.
Batman: "I did a Buster-only speedrun for Gotham's All Games Done Quick."
Panel 4: the other three characters staring in shock
Panel 5: Closeup on Batman
Batman: "It was for charity."
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Baseball player G.I. Joe now has a baseball bat!!!
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, no shade to Marshawn. He's chatting it up with everyone who is on line.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This year's random celebrity who has a table at NYCC is... Marshawn Lynch??
It's Marshawn Lynch!
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Always love to get on the train to NYCC with Spider-Man, Black Cat, some wizard, and 2 dudes in Ninja Turtles hoodies.
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Dan Szymborski @dszymborski.fangraphs.com · 09/10/2026
It's utterly fascinating that a large part of the Mets subreddit is convinced the Mets were bad because analytics and the Rays were better than the Mets because they don't use analytics much. This, of course, is batshit on about eight different levels.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/10/2026
three yankees fans, three idiot dragons
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's really tough to win when your 2nd best d-man most nights is Tony D
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 07/10/2026
Edwin Díaz is like when I just said fuck it in Snood and fired one off randomly in the hopes it got where it needed to go, except it's every pitch
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Craigerson @craigerson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hoping for a big debut tonight at #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlamFrance
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never saw The Blob, but I saw the TV ads as a kid. Pure nightmare fuel. This is not even the worst one. youtu.be/pYrJuyqHZZ0?...
youtu.be
The Blob (1988) (TV Spot)
YouTube video by Based Effigy
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's 3 follow ups at least. Last one I have summarizes seasons 13 & 14, so right when it was getting to the creative lull
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The New York Islanders winning 6-0? In this economy? And Ondrej Palat looking not totally washed? #Isles
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Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pope’s team advancing out of the wild card series while the Franciscans are taking care of the crosstown team … this is true coalition building
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ThankYouPac
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
I don't know if Jon Moxley can see the future, but he can see truth. #AEWDynamite
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely shocked and gutted. PAC was so good. Just a rough month for AEW and wrestling in general.
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a good thing NFL flag bearers can tout this message and players with accusations like Watson can play in the league but Azeez Al-Shaair can’t wear eye black to draw attention to murdered children
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wrestling is beautiful
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope they either moved his place in Bridgeport up to Hamilton or they let him still live there and just get him a charter jet.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am really hoping for RIPBOZO Man City, but I know it's just going to be a fine and maybe a 6 point deduction
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just wanted to say I appreciated you doing this series.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only time I hate the Devils is when they and the Isles play at the same time and the Devils are on MSG+ and Isles are on +2 and I have to search for the channel. I don't live in Jersey, why can't MSG Network figure out regionalization?
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREGMAN: Hey doc, can you make my face look like the bumper of every Nissan Altima DOCTOR: I got you my guy
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Dashiell Bennett @dashiell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Again, it's exciting to see everyone outside of New York finally learn about Trump's unique style of "real estate development"
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I only made it to the 1st commercial break. Just enough to get me ready for when Burke and Hickey call one later in the week.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is probably the right move. He's definitely a major league manager, which is a clear upgrade over Mendoza. The team has played better and he does know how to take pitchers out of the game when they are struggling. In counter, I will say hiring the interim has never ultimately gone well prior.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, I don't think I'll be buying any new Microsoft games anytime soon. What a shit company.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is where they’re going to air the wild card round game between the AL West winner and the Guardians/White Sox
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The ESPN highlight music is 70% of the reason I will still watch NFL Primetime every Sunday night
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 20/09/2026
Citi Field played the end of "The End" by The Beatles, Howie Rose's favorite band, as Howie signed off for the final time.
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASCAR'S back baby!
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
McAfee is like Toby Keith if he punted for the Colts for fifteen minutes
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Mike P @mikepankowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Personally, if you play for the Italian National Team, I don't think you should be allowed to give your hot takes on US politicx
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 16/09/2026
Joe Torre talks to Bob Gibson while looking like the trombone player for Reel Big Fish, 1972
Joe Torre with Bob Gibson. Torre has massive sideburns, a bucket hat and a Lacoste shirt
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dying at ed sheeran hiring a bunch of irish musicians then trying to play an apolitical stance on a genocide. brother,
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