hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 10hNominative determinism is when you determine what a thing is named 1160
Reposted by hi their BOO!one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 13hit's time to attack each other, tear each other apart 181
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 17hThey should make a video game where the writing gets worse the less health you have. 2171
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 21hgetting into a car crash in front of the building and just admitting fault because I'd rather not tell the traffic cop what I was doing at the time 1872
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026whenever I tell a joke that my mom likes she quite literally says "wow, that was ACTUALLY funny from you!" 130
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm with Cara here. The city can handle being cursed for a little bit while official business gets done. 180
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love how the debate is between undoing the curse now or undoing it after official business has concluded. 1110
Reposted by hi their BOO!Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No matter how much you hate my latest opinion piece in WSJ "I Lost The Love Of My Life To Woke" you won't hate it as much as my current fiancée does, so save your words. 0345
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The player has the least number of tasks? Looks like someone's never tried to 100% a modern game before! Folks, 070
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026snowclones are just probing nearby points in the same joke location 060
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026roguelike card game where you have to find the antiderivative of their health 020
Reposted by hi their BOO!ponder @ponder.ooo · 08/10/2026me: "i wish america would just fucking switch to SI" monkey's paw: 👀 1695
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026and then after that happens for a bit a guy comes up and kicks him in the balls 110
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For three years you have defended a genocide, and it has scarred your soul. And people have noticed. 010
Reposted by hi their BOO!Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026every thing is just an allegory for some other thing. 0191
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026whoever does a let's play of the OOT remake should absolutely title it "OOT if it were a modern game!" 071
Reposted by hi their BOO!i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think deep down we all knew the suit didn't really jack him off. I think we all just wanted it to be true because it was funny 0192
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hey there. Get back to the tree. That woe won't contemplate itself. 060
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026All the lights of heaven have gone out. But it's fine. The fire is still warm. So stay, sit and rest. We'll still be here as long as the fire is. And even for sone time after. 050
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't know why everyone's such a big Taylor defender. It's not even a good way to approximate most functions. 0111
Reposted by hi their BOO!coward @coward.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they’re gonna do an old fashioned style superhero movie where Superman just flies around beating the shit out of normal ppl 0131
Reposted by hi their BOO!stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Announcement. Citizen-Slave #49133. Because of your helpful comments at morning convocation, 18 drops of nutrient slurry have been added to your gruel. Grow strong. Announcement. Citizen-Slave #8160. Because of your generally petulant character, you have been sentenced to 11,000 years in the pit. 0336
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*feministly* I would have sex with a woman from any angle 060
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me and all my followers were the ones who convinced Liberty Mutual to do the Liberty Biberty ads. We would call them every day, asking, begging, pleading with them to make a Liberty Biberty. And now we're calling them every single day, profusely thanking them for doing the Liberty Biberty ads. 1122
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i'm thinking of branching out to a group of people who i fundamentally do not actually like and who do not like me 040
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Which is kind of valid, I think. It would rule if right now the left had much more power without any effort. But there should probably be a plan B just in case that doesn't happen. 010
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That is true. I think they moreso want to have power as opposed to wanting power, as in they would much prefer to invisibly be the beneficiaries of power as opposed to actually working toward building power of their own. 220
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it's true that some people don't want power and only want to critique power, though. for example, pretty much anyone posting that meme 110
Reposted by hi their BOO!corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It used to be that if you had too many guys they would make you either go to war or start a caravan. Now they’re just kind of allowed to build up. 0323
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You should draw the elusive Pussy B I've been hearing so much about recently in the field 130
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think they're evil, but for reasons unrelated to their music 130
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"can't tell you, 'cause you might cry" was similarly one of the first ways we were introduces to a refutation of one philosopher's ideas by another 020
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026having dealt with rust before, I'm not sure which of the spiked edges is actually more impressive 000
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026and this is certainly not a case where the odds have been defied 050
hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 07/10/202693% chance anyone posting this image doesn't know what a politics is 2360
