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@doggirl.bsky.social
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Celeste, 27, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ @brainfrot on twt Lover of All maladjusted detached observer paradigm of morality U^ᴥ^Uノ・*☆

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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think deep down we all knew the suit didn't really jack him off. I think we all just wanted it to be true because it was funny
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ppilotco 🔷 2-4 '94 @ppilotco.faith · 14/01/2026
dolls, girls, middle of nowhere: a double feature from yours truly storytelling and remembrance through play (with @kazehai.com) kazehai.itch.io/lac-pochette identity and loneliness in a foreign body (with @killjill.itch.io) killjill.itch.io/postcardfrom... #dollandkigujam
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Lepus Ab Urbe @coineanach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just made $20 off of six busted phones #breadwinner #gettingthatbag #moneychick
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
trends nowadays are created by that big room out there somewhere of infinite monkeys jamming randomly on typewriters for infinite amounts of time. "malfoid". get the fuck out of here
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why is everyone talking about Harry potter
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the stoat might be the most badass animal of all time
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
peep this shit I bought
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my ass is developing pharmacophobia istg
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the rolled R continues to elude me
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mobas are harmful to your health
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a wonderful thing
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pommy (not Pikachu) 'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack' Nintendo 64
Pommy (not Pikachu)
'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack'
Nintendo 64Pommy (not Pikachu)
'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack'
Nintendo 64Pommy (not Pikachu)
'Bomberman 64: The Second Attack'
Nintendo 64
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
roman boy in a pederastic relationship, born 2000 years too early to be a tgirl on the internet, watching his erastês sculpt a statue of hermaphrodite: αυτή mogs εμένα
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we have lost the art of reverse google image search
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people will talk about a serious toned scene in a children's cartoon like "wow. In a show so hilariously nonsensical, they take the time to capture such gripping screenshots of growth and humanity. incredibly deep message, this show is something special" and the message is to like. be nice to people
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
saw a blonde guy with a really high-up-on-his-face black beard and it jumpscared the fuck out of me cause for maybe a millisecond I thought the guy was walking around in blackface in my store
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see people assume all the time that bigoted people "are all miserable" but I can assure you there are actually, unfortunately, MANY people who are gleefully racist and homophobic n shit
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guy about to make up a fucked up idiom: dude... i LOVE skinning all these cats. I can think of like a million ways to do it too. fuuuckkkk I'm so smart and creative
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
disproportionately large desk concert
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
code veronica hate is forced. it's not that bad
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 30/09/2026
don’t you want to buy tickets to the island with a copy of petal crash 2! please oh please buy petal crash 2! it would make washy so happy galaxytrail.itch.io/petal-crash-2 or store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
seafoam washy going to the island with the petal crash 2 copy on it and it says its 15.29 right now in early access early adopter price and 1-8 passengers can ride her to it.
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking of getting into and subsequently bankrupting myself with tinned fish
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the t.u.f.f. puppy fandom is dying
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is ace combat worth trying again if I'm horribly horseshit at the flying of the plane
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the planet sheen fandom is dying
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
grilling apron that says "God Forbid I Grill, Lest I Kill Again"
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i cast employment spell on you
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everyone's got that one smelly freaky homeboy
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this show was fucked up
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the mucha lucha fandom is dying
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"wtf who's this 1+ million subscriber dude on youtube. he must've just materialized, i've NEVER heard of him" never fool yourself into believing you've heard of all the internet guys. you'll never in your lifetime hear about even half the guys. there are so many guys
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the sister wives fandom is dying
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we need to invent a casual way to look through someone's window cause what if in the corner of my vision I spot like a dope dog/cat in my neighbors window and I wanna examine them further. I'm not creeping I just wanna peep this cool guy
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people who'll watch something as mostly inoffensive as The Menu or something and go "UGH WHAT A DOGSHIT MOVIE" have never seen a movie that is actually bad
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
roommate that watches one single movie a year liked something enough to show us and it flopped so hard that I feel like a bad person
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why did he do this
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Jojo Jojo'S Bizarre Adventure
ALT: Jojo Jojo'S Bizarre Adventure
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Preschooler would love to work on the Sistine Chapel.
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why are idle game ads like "haven't you always WISHED there was a game that PLAYED ITSELF that you DONT HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH" like why is that the selling point. when you put it like that No that sounds like a waste of time
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sori @sorimof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Badass Sicko @curlylarryand.moe · 27/11/2024
Omorashi When They Cry
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok sorry I was being hormonal that first album is pretty good second felt very middling and third had some good stuff on it
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
girlfriend asked me what "boymoding" meant yesterday how has she lasted this long without finding out
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dont know when my coworkers started referring to me as "little girl" but that's fine
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
portishead is noones favorite band
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
homophobic gay people need a flag too
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