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Mike Kreckel

@mikekreckel.bsky.social
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He/Him/They/Them. Wedding DJ, Autistic, Marxist, Fan of several flavors of Sportsball, Casual enjoyer of casual video games. Elk County, Pennsylvania

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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My brother in law died 2 hours ago and my boss tells me that I'm not allowed to have off tomorrow. I need a new fucking job so bad...
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God, how do I explain to a 3 year old that his father is going away and never coming back?
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also I realized I didn't thread any of that. I am 40 and I had a senior moment.
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just gonna shitpost my way through this.
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the last nearly two years had done anything, it has further solidified my atheism. There is no God, there is only random chance.
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry for ranting. I just needed to vent my frustration with the world.
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They will say "the Lord works in mysterious ways" but that is a bullshit explanation for giving a 32 year old cancer. What am I supposed to gleam from this? What grand lesson is this Almighty God trying to teach us?
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People keep sending "prayers" but why do you believe in a God that thinks taking a father away from his family when he is still so young is just?
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vagueposting incoming.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim McGargle is a helluva name.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as a Medill grad I'm very excited for this game
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turbo Richard's father, P.C. Richard.
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please be kind to the gays in your life, they'll be going through it today (positive)
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The Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cooper Rush Limited is a perfectly fine mid-tier menswear store but a very scary Falcons starting QB
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yes it's time for me to condemn someone for doing drugs on the job, something I have never done ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵗʰᶦʳᵗʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᶠᵒʳᵗʸ ᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
greatest cutdown day post of all time, maybe the greatest post of all time
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Disney, I see what you did there.
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Cleveland Browns were about to become the only thing ESPN talked about all week until Jed York came outta nowhere with the RKO.
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Velouria 🏳️‍⚧️ @baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Overdrafting now. Please please please please share I just want to feel not terrified for one fucking second
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
Within hours, the White House agreed the patient surveys painted a clear picture, the people said. In an internal call, the White House aides approved statements from the public health agencies for public release — though they still only identified Taco Bell as linked to the outbreak, without naming Taylor Farms specifically.
Taco Bell moved first, releasing a statement. While it did not explicitly name Taylor Farms it said it believed "public health is a shared responsibility among restaurants, their suppliers, and authorities, and we are proud to have consistently acted quickly and proactively to protect our guests."
The agency updates on the outbreak were finally posted after 10 p.m. New York time - hours behind schedule - and also omitted directly naming Taylor Farms or saying if the company would recall products.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
me after weeks of having the tv tuned exclusively to telemundo world cup coverage
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/07/2026
"I do take requests, so if there's anything you want to hear let me know. The only rules are no Chicken Dance and ABSOLUTELY NO BOOMER $@#*& SOONER"
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Violet Wren ~ Transatlantic Gengar Gamer Girlfriend @violetwren.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey everyone. I'm really sorry to do this but I've just crunched some numbers after an unforseen expense and this month is going to be incredibly tight for me. I know it's hard for everyone, but if you can help, it would be incredibly appreciated. 💜 ko-fi.com/violetwren428
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 07/07/2026
I’m fucking sobbing
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Everyone needs to remember the real reason for the season:
youtube.com
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years ago today, Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
gotta be a guy at the swift-kelce wedding watching cape verde vs argentina on his phone just whooping under his breath
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Violet Wren ~ Transatlantic Gengar Gamer Girlfriend @violetwren.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Everyone seems to be posting their fundraisers. I'm stuck in a really difficult living situation and I'm far too disabled, in several ways, to ever work again. Others are in far more need than I am, but if you'd like to make a poor trans girl's life a little more comfortable ko-fi.com/violetwren428
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Punk is spending too much time making dumb bullshit like this as opposed to using A.I.
I am posing with a fish cat toy as a way to satirize men with fish pfps.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
77-Year Old Ball Dude, Web Gem
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Pump-action soap dispensers are a disgrace -and I won't put up with them any longer
By Adrian Chiles, a perfect man
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
oop
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Phantom Menace, Attack Of The Clones, Revenge Of The Sith, A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi.
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake
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Palia @playpalia.com · 12/05/2026
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Raltz Klamar @raltzklamar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You're telling me a vibe coded this website?
Hitachi magic wand (a vibrator) on a keyboard
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Cianuro @cianuro.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
touching a robot girl's blushing cheeks and it feels like the static coming off an old CRT
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)
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Mike Kreckel @mikekreckel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Excuse me, but WHAT?!?
A poorly worded advertisement where The Home Depot accidentally made a double entendre with "concrete vibrator".
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
DONALD TRUMP HELP ME I FLIPPED MY CAR AGAIN
Exclusive Tiger Woods called President Trump from seen a rollover crash
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
rip
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 20/03/2026
So after 16 months of illness I'm back on my feet and applying to jobs, but I'm completely broke and the combination of car+power+storage for 6 people is due, with a lot of late fees added in. I'm sorry to ask, but any amount would help. Thanks so much! ko-fi.com/fooneturing/...
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Become a supporter of Alice Averlong today!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When the Beefy Potato Loaded Griller had you in the figure four
Trump doubled over by the Taco Bell
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