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Mike from Adventure 365

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Don’t pull on the zip line. And certainly don’t wrench it.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember renting it from the local movie store in town. What a time to be alive.
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally cracking down on skipping lunch
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow, the NYT did a focus group on Bart Harley Jarvis
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
College Gameday producers this morning
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alito and Thomas dissent on the ruling that you can’t skip lunch
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Oh... English side ruined. Must use French instructions. 'Le grille'? What the hell is that?"
Season 10 / Episode 19
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tonight I learned Detroit City FC’s replays are sponsored by Faygo, and that rules.
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I keep seeing hints of spreadsheet discourse. I love spreadsheets, I live in spreadsheets. I am not ashamed, and I will not feel shame.
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Detroiters reboot
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Devastating news at my physical today. My height is officially 5’11.5.” Ts and Ps please
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hard to believe it’s been 6 years since Michael Jamal Brooks’ passing. Could use his voice more than ever. “Be ruthless to systems. Be kind to people.”
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How can this be a question
YouGov poll asking how important is the quality of your air to you?
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Beginning to think there may be like 6 dead senators
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The gym took my advice and played “Dream Police”
“I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick” -Homer Simpson
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh my gazpacho soup is here
Gazpacho soup selection at Whole Foods
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My primitive mind is ready for the Home Run Derby and its many “dingers”
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Freedom Fuel stations imply the existence of French Fuel stations
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I would die a thousand deaths before I allow my tax dollars to pay for free youth soccer. I’m a serious person and should be on all soccer coverage in America
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USMNT performance was bad enough, but to do it in the presence of Eddie Vedder? Jail time will unfortunately be needed
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 😭 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/stendhal-154421382
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If anybody’s able to throw in, a few of us are trying to help these folks in Ohio who’ve been living in their car for a year and a half (with cats!) get a motel room to wait out this awful heat wave: www.gofundme.com/f/support-a-...
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Donate to Help support our cat family, organized by Jennifer Hunt
My husband and I will be 58 this year and we have been struggling with homelessness for the … Jennifer Hunt needs your support for Help support our cat family
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Supreme Court rules 5-4 that you CAN skip lunch
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yes, who cares? The world we knew growing up no longer exists.
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is a great one because Garfield is all like “um, check please”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I know it's unfathomable today, but the early years of Facebook were really fun! You could organize events with your friends, join goofy groups and share pictures from nights out. Then your mom joined and your boss joined and your local politician joined and it became something else.
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Balogood
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’m worried for this being bad, but also can’t help being excited. Favorite game as a young’n
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A depressed meteor with a 5 o'clock shadow sits at a bar. It says "I'm so fucked up. I can't live with myself knowing the death that I've caused." A person in a trenchcoat, scarf and fedora walks in and asks "are you the meteor that killed the dinosaurs?" The meteor replies "maybe... who are you?" The mysterious figure reveals itself to be a Triceratops, who hold a gun up to the meteor's head. It says "you should have finished the job, Mr. Meteor." The meteor grabs the barrel of the gun and jams it to its forehead. A single tear rolling down it's cheek, it shouts "DO IT!!! DO IT!!!"
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
World has really gone to hell since there stopped being YouTube channels called something like “Chifferobe Sessions” and it’d be a touring musician playing acoustically in someone’s house.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
You might remember us from five minutes ago telling you NFTs and crypto was the future then running off with all your money. Here we are again with another fucking thing that sucks.
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Nothing gets me stimming more than a thunderstorm with visible lightning bolts gah damn
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hook ‘em
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Wow, this says much about society
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Lane Kiffin on team Woke 2.0
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
De-Troit Basket-Ball!
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sure, President Deals is threatening annihilation but I also just learned this existed so, still pretty good day
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
REVOLUTION NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITAN HOLDING THERE SWORD, WHICH THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BRING TO WORK IF THEY WANT, BECUASE ITS NOT FOR ANY VIOLENT STUFF, ITS SIMPLY TO APPRECIATE, AND IF ANY ONE ELSE AT WORK APPRECIATE'S IT THEY CAN DO IT AT WORK , AND WE SHOULD ALSO BE PAID FOR OUR DRIVE TO WORK, BECUASE YOU CANT BE AT WORK UNLESS YOU TRAVEL TO WORK, AND THE TRAVEL TIME AND EXPENSE IS CARRIED OUT SOLELY IN SERVICE OF LABOR THERE, SO PAY US FOR IT!!! AND PAY FOR LUNCH TOO MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "IF ONE OF US IS NOT FREE NONE OF US ARE FREE, LEGALIZE PUTTING FRIES INSIDE YOUR SANDWICH, AND IM ALLOWED TO PUT KETCHUP ON MY HOT DOGS " - I STAND AGAINST HOT DOG FASCISM AND REGULAR FASCISM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
*taps playing*
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Conner always on the pulse
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Mike from Adventure 365 @mikeadventure365.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’m new to the pod, so forgive me if this is an episode, but I saw a man at my gym with a Tapout back tattoo. Seems like a type of guy
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