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Christopher Bird

@mightygodking.com
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Lawyer, writer, boardgamer, cyclist, tries-not-to-be-a-dickhead-ist. T-dot 4 life (or until something better comes along). Likes are "I need to check this out later" and nothing else Email: mgk (at) (BS handle) (he/him)

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 1h
MARVEL SNAPDATE: just having some fun with the new Scarlet Witch and this deck has some juice to it
Marvel Snap deck: "I Got Skillz"

1: Kitty Pryde, Echo, Nicholas Scratch
2: Merlin, Angela, Hawkeye Kate Bishop, The Collector
3: Bishop, Venus, Werewolf by Night, Scarlet Witch Queen of Chaos
5: Shou-Lao The Undying
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026
hmmm do I want one of the Three Rings of the Elves OR a stick?
🎲 You rolled a 14 — The fates stir.

📦 COMMON FIND!

You found: a walking staff 🪵
⚔️ Strength: +7

You are currently an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with Narya, the Ring of Fire 💎
⚔️ Strength: +80
🍀 Fortune: +2

Reply STAY to remain an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with Narya, the Ring of Fire 💎, or SWAP to become an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with a walking staff 🪵
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026
if you see this post a beach photo from your phone
Ngarunui Beach in Raglan, New Zealand
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 26/09/2026
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 24/09/2026
this is my "best TV of the 2000s" list, with three additional criteria NYT didn't use: 1. no limited single-season shows (fundamentally different things, not fair to compare them) 2. no reality/unscripted shows (same issue) 3. nothing still running (we don't know if they'll stick the landing)
ANDOR, THE GOOD PLACE, HUSTLE, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, FLEABAG, 30 ROCK, THE EXPANSE, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, THE WIRE, THE SHIELD
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 24/09/2026
"I know you watchin wrestling an I respect dat but I need pets"
Josee, begging for pets
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 20/09/2026
I still haven't gotten my leaf
chatlog with the Middle Earth labeler bot where I only score a leaf instead of goods and respond that I am taking the leaf
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 18/09/2026
Deja Vu.
Deja Vu
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 17/09/2026
*nods knowingly* Jackson Goonrey
Tweet from WWE NXT:

Introducing the newest Rookie Class at the WWE Performance Center!

Cara Brown
Katie Reynolds
Aaliyah Gutierrez
Zoe Sager
Ana de Silva
Jackson Goonrey
Tyran Tuckey
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 14/09/2026
Hello, and welcome to Only Connect, the quiz that's more fiendish than a Panini sticker album of history's greatest villains.Speaking of which: if anybody wants to do a swap, I've got three Caligulas and two Genghis Khans.I only need Thomas from "Downton Abbey" for the set.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 13/09/2026
as usual, the point where I hit the "can make a top 10 of 2026 movies that I rate 4/5 or less" comes around mid-September
1. Hadestown
2. Is God Is
3. It Ends
4. The Odyssey
5. The Sheep Detectives
6. Disclosure Day
7. Hoppers
8. Spider-Man: Brand New Day
9. Crime 101
10. Coyote vs. Acme
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 09/09/2026
Live capture of the Apple event today
The iPhone. It's back! In Duo form!
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 08/09/2026
Promised myself that if I worked out today I could then walk to California Sandwiches for a veal parm sandwich and it's been years since I had one of their sandwiches and oh man did it not disappoint
A veal parm sammich with peppers, dripping in sauce
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 08/09/2026
BANG! What was that? Why, it's the starting gun on a new series of Only Connect! Hooray! The puzzling starts again!Don't worry! It was just a metaphorical bang!So come out from behind your sofa, straighten those glasses, grab your inhaler, and let's meet tonight's teams.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 08/09/2026
i did a meme
first guy: I read Harry Potter because I enjoy a multiple-book fantasy epic
second guy: [holds up LORD OF THE RINGS]

first guy: okay but I want it to also be a YA coming of age story
second guy: [holds up HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON]

first guy: I specifically want it to be about a boy learning to use magic
second guy: [holds up A WIZARD OF EARTHSEA]

first guy: multi-book fantasy epic, YA coming of age story, about a boy learning to use magic, which is specifically Britis - FUUUUUUUUU
second guy: [holds up THE DARK IS RISING]
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/09/2026
for the sake of curiosity my Toronto mans dialect comes out like so (although for most of it it was veering more towards Michigan, but both make sense)
dialect map saying I mostly talk like a New Yorker
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 03/09/2026
Nigel Farage and his friends be like
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 03/09/2026
Steven Adams has earned over $160 million over his NBA career and is the best example of "don't change your lifestyle when you get rich and you'll get richer" to ever live
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 31/08/2026
Socrates once said "All I know is that I know nothing."A sentiment that put him at the cornerstone of Western philosophy, but failed to get him past the audition stage of Only Connect.He didn't even know the order of Peter Gabriel's solo albums!
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 31/08/2026
I feel like LinkedIn is just negging me now (also: SIX DOLLARS AN HOUR?)
a notice from Linkedin for a "Language Specialist" for a "Freelance AI Trainer Project" that pays "$6-65 an hour"
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 30/08/2026
Tony Khan when you tell him there's a hard curfew at Wembley Stadium #AEW
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 29/08/2026
Before we go: earlier this evening, despite explicit instructions, I did publicize my own book.The BBC bigwigs have been in touch to say: for balance, I must now give equal prominence......to "every other book."This could be a long night.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 29/08/2026
If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character
Max Rebo!
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/08/2026
my id, ego and superego in animated form
ID: Daffy Duck mid-tantrumEGO: Huey DuckSUPEREGO: Brad Boimler Duck
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/08/2026
MORTDECAI
is coming
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 22/08/2026
I have stared into the abyss and it has stared into me
cast photo for the FERRIS BUELLER sitcom, which had Jennifer Aniston in a supporting role and was also probably a war crimeAd for TOP OF THE HEAP, a MARRIED WITH CHILDREN spinoff about an asshole loser single dad and his doofus son, the latter played by Matt LeBlancAd for WOOPS!, a sitcom about six survivors of a nuclear holocaust. Yes, a sitcom. About that.cast photo for BABY TALK, a family sitcom starring Scott Baio where the conceit was that the family's baby narrated the show a la LOOK WHO'S TALKING. Tony Danza was the voice of the baby
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/08/2026
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 18/08/2026
RETVRN
box art for classic computer game WASTELANDbox art for classic computer game ARCHONbox art for classic computer game REALM OF IMPOSSIBILITYbox art for classic computer game LAW OF THE WEST
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 16/08/2026
Something that will never not be kind of funny about the Art Gallery of Ontario is that rich dickhead Ken Thomson donated millions of dollars' worth of art to the AGO in condition that they permanently display his collection of ship models, so they put them in the basement next to the bathrooms
The Thomson Collection of Ship Models Moar ship models Sign for the collection, just above the sign pointing people to the can
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 15/08/2026
when will Pierre Poilievre defend Canadian culture meaningfully, like calling out Highliner for getting rid of Captain Highliner's captain hat
Highliner's old logo, with Captain Highliner wearing his captain hatHighliner's new logo. Captain Highliner no longer has his captain hat. Or his turtleneck, for that matter
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 12/08/2026
SCREECH
made a
SEX TAPE
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 10/08/2026
a thing about certain types of socialists/Marxists/communists is the (understandable) need to refuse the USSR by stating that it wasn't communist/socialist/whatever, which sets up a neat little "communism can never fail, it can only be failed" logic trap
skeet from someone (I have anonymized), quoting Mark Smylie's skeet re: the analogy between the failed society we live in now vs. living in the end of Poland's Communist rule:

"This is such a funny way for a brainwashed fool to try to describe the situation:

"I heard from someone else what it was like to [live through the final death throes of the West's assault on the USSR], and I will label [that] as 'living under communism'""

(Smylie's skeets:

Great piece. An ex-gf was Polish, she was born there under communism and emigrated to the US after the Berlin Wall fell. She once described what it was like to live in Poland under communism, she said everyone understood that the system had failed and that it was all bullshit, so everyone cheated.

If you could take bribes, you took bribes. You traded ration cards, sold yourself, smuggled stuff from the West if you could. Her grandparents made moonshine in their apartment and sold it to their neighbors. Nobody believed what the system told them. Everyone was, effectively, a criminal.)
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 10/08/2026
Because Root, the boardgame about cartoon animals going to war? Is just a COIN game in a furry costume. And with the expansions it offers more variability than an entire collection of formal COIN games can! One game on the shelf versus a dozen? Hell yes.
Cover of Root
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 08/08/2026
LEAST WANTED LEGO SETS: Jackson Pollock's "No. 1, 1950 (Lavender Mist)"
No. 1, 1950 (Lavender Mist)
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/08/2026
WOE
Josee in her soft collar, suffering like Jesus on the cross
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 05/08/2026
MARVEL SNAPDATE: first kick at Fractured Frontier Thanos, using a Wiccan/Surfer shell because the synergies seem to work. Not perfect yet but there's definitely something here.
Marvel Snap deck:

1: Quicksilver
2: Domino
3: Silver Surfer, Jane Foster Fractured Frontier, Phastos, Silver Surfer First Steps, Crystal, Luna Snow, Gladiator
4: Wong, Wiccan
5: Thanos Fractured Frontier
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Hello, and welcome to Only Connect, Britain's cleverest quiz - now on BBC Two! I'd like to thank BBC Four, who gave us our break and supported us for nine series.As a gesture of appreciation, we left! Yes, it's the bright lights for us. Bye, BBC Four! What are you showing now?Probably something about the Incas. Or folk music....I bet it's brilliant...
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Two great teams have made their way here tonight, but which side is the Tim Henman who will crash out in the semifinals?And which is the Andy Murray who will power through, and then crash in the finals?
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
And on the eighth day, God created Quiz. And He saw that it was an infinitely reproducible format.And on the ninth day, He created Talent Show. And people preferred that for some reason.Nevertheless, here we still are!
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Hello, and welcome to Only Connect, the show so tough it's like "Gladiators" for the brain. By which I mean proper Roman gladiators, where contenders fight to the death against a lion. GRRR!That's just an analogy. Our contestants won't literally be fighting wild beasts or haring around in chariots, because BBC Four rejected my brilliant proposal for a format change.So, sitting in the same old boring chairs...
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Hello, and welcome to the Only Connect semifinals. It doesn't get much bigger than this!Although, as the word "semi-" suggests, they do get a little bit bigger.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Welcome to Only Connect, the closest BBC Four gets to "The X-Factor." There's no singing, but people do come from all over the country to have their dreams crushed and their confidence shattered.But it's all done from love, because like Simon Cowell, we're looking for that certain indefinable... something.And when I say "indefinable," I mean COMPLETELY definable. Precise, exact, correct answers.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Welcome to Only Connect, the quiz show equivalent of the Olympics, where our teams have to run faster, jump higher, lift heavier and swim further than athletes in that running-jumping-lifting-swimming event I just invented.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
There's nothing very hidden about the connection between "best behaviour," "BBC Four," "chairs," and "tenterhooks," since it's fairly obvious they are all things our teams are on.And who could blame our teams for being nervous - or, indeed, on chairs - for this is the semifinal! Just one step from the ultimate championship!Remember, some of our previous winners have gone on to careers in TV!And when I say "some," I mean "one."
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Welcome to Only Connect, the show that turns the humble pub quiz into a form of tertiary education.Of course, unlike tertiary education, we don't leave you massively in debt. And unlike a pub quiz, our teams can't nip to the loo with a smartphone if they don't know the answer.And unlike a pub, nobody's drunk.Except me!
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
It's the quarterfinal, so sit back and enjoy as previous winners go ahead in a battle to the death....sorry, that should be "to the final buzzer."This isn't Channel Five, after all.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Here's an idea: why not record this episode, then play it again later when you've got friends round. That way, you'll look like a genius when you get all the questions right!Make sure to cover your tracks by saying, at this point in the show, "oooh, that sounds like a good idea, I wish I'd thought of it." Go on, say it now....friends, did someone in the room just say "that sounds like a good idea"? Is there a strange whirring sound? Is there a red light on the video?I think somebody needs some love.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
Hello, and welcome to Only Connect, the quiz so brainy that QI calls it a "nerd" and refuses to pick it for the football team.But this is a hard quiz. We're HARD.D'you want some, QI? D'you? D'you want some?
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 04/08/2026
It's a new series, and something's changed. Only Connect is a much-loved show, and there's only one thing people have ever disliked: the Greek letters.People have written in over the last few series and said these are pretentious. They're elitist. Snobbish, even. Someone even said they were silly.We listened. The Greek letters are gone. So, Courtiers - please choose your Egyptian hieroglyph.Twisted flax, please.
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