Reposted by Ian BlackoutJohn Self @john-self.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you ever get the chance to have a wasp trapped in your T-shirt when you’re cutting the grass, don’t do it is my advice. 10394
Reposted by Ian BlackoutHippolyta Loudbasket of treats 🍬🍬🍬(she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Shocked and dismayed once again to find that the process of trial and error involves error. 1373
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Looking forward to living in a time where we reminisce about that era where production companies routinely made entire TV series about stories which had already been told in 90 mins and showed them on a channel only accessed by a small proportion of viewers and then wondered why nobody gave a fuck. 020
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Right I'm going out and getting a Remington tomorrow, someone is going to fucking pay for this outrage 😭💥💀 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no, not THAT eighty year old cast member from home alone 2 for actual fuck's sake 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Martin Shaw has the treatments for three new Star Wars movies ready to go 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Fucking mad that orange juice used to be considered a legit option as a starter in UK hotel restaurants 010
Reposted by Ian BlackoutThe Peggy Mount Calamity Hour @peggymountpod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A good friend of a good friend of ours recently lost EVERYTHING in the Colombia earthquake and STILL went on to help others❤️ There's a fundraiser here to help him rebuild; if you're able to help it would mean a lot to us, and it would mean more to him 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/medical-st...gofundme.comDonate to Medical student lost everything in Colombian earthquake, organized by Simon ExtonMy name is Dr Simon Exton and I am fundraising for Andres Rubio … Simon Exton needs your support for Medical student lost everything in Colombian earthquake 001
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Holy shit lads I think I’ve found what happened to Wat Tambor 110
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mrs Blackout's colleague earlier today didn't know you weren't supposed to look at the sun during an #eclipse. And our neighbour has just said he looked at it on his way to Tesco; "it's alright, I had shades on!" Tomorrow's going to be like day of the fucking triffids, isn't it 110
Reposted by Ian BlackoutStephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 09/08/2026I like to think that there is a many-worlds branch of reality somewhere in which we are not arseholes. 1813
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I love that BBC Four are dedicating a whole night to Hunniford, but if she dies next Thursday the scheduler's going to feel pretty fucking stupid 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/08/2026Nasa employee: Oh hey u guys are back early.. Astronaut: Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots Nasa employee: What? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots 611929
Reposted by Ian BlackoutGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band. 25410
Reposted by Ian BlackoutBloggo's POW! @bloggospow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Love it that Lorenzo Music voiced Garfield and also voiced the animated Peter Venkman And Bill Murray played Peter Venkman and voiced "live action" Garfield 1182
Reposted by Ian BlackoutChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If you do happen to be an eccentric millionaire, this is the charity and how to donate www.canterburyoasttrust.org.uk/cot-home/don...canterburyoasttrust.org.ukDonate COTDonate to Canterbury Oast Trust, a registered charity since 1985, supporting adults in Kent with learning disabilities and autism. 084
Reposted by Ian BlackoutGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If Rod Liddle has shown us anything it’s that we should try to live a life where so many people don’t celebrate your death. 1192
Reposted by Ian BlackoutParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history. 1591872514
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the hill I will die on is that the bottom-right panel of this skip should be painted green 001
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026They really shouldn't have got rid of the TDK advert at Piccadilly Circus. Look at the state of everything now 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This is basically the shootout at the end of Reservoir Dogs 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutPicture This Scotland @74frankfurt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Keith, Moray. Pic: Stephen Choate 0244
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 24/07/2026love that this looks like Captain Panaka's about to burst in and report that the battle droids have breached the perimeter. 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers. 09420
Reposted by Ian Blackouthookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As promised to link to my first actual Hookland book. It is only small, but covers a lot of the ghost soil. If enough of you buy it and like it there will be a Volume Two. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1068598123 It will also be available in an actual bookshop soon. 120725297
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Narrator’s voice: It later transpired that John did not, in fact, have a new motor. 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/07/2026Can’t help thinking this one has bindun 1040193
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 30/06/2026[something something] the actress Minnie Driver, [something something] her brothers Train, Van and FlatHead Screw 110
Reposted by Ian Blackouthoney i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Haven't punched anyone for over 30 years but someone just got on the train and CLOSED THE WINDOWstatic.klipy.comArthur's Fist Angry MemeALT: Arthur's Fist Angry Meme 5131
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 26/06/2026“Ooh I hear you live in leafy Oxford these days Ian, very lah-de-dah!” Me: 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutKen Legs @colonelhitch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026What many people don't know is that Mambos One, Two & Three were destroyed by terrorists while they were being written, and Four mysteriously disappeared shortly after it was written, which is why we only have Mambo No. Five, our last best hope for peace. 001
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I don't care what you say, Anthea was 🔥 at that point. #totp 100
Reposted by Ian BlackoutRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm watching The Hobbit / Lord of the Rings. It's essentially a punch-up between gangs of early-1980s goths, new romantics, and metal heads. But somehow The Wurzels win. 45912
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Eleri's doing the same insane walk that I did except she's better than me because she's raising money for a superb charity at the same time. If you're able to help her, please do ❤ www.justgiving.com/page/eleri-t... #NiceThings 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Does the ticket price include the plutonium to power the DeLorean I’ll need to get back to 1994 to watch this? 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutAll The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 23/05/2026INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM was released 42 years ago this week. The second entry in the Indy series, and one of Steven Spielberg’s darker movies, the story behind the scenes is like a runaway mine cart… 1/50 618749
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 21/05/2026hey grok do me the cover of definitely maybe but with cunts. okay with different cunts. 020
Reposted by Ian BlackoutAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Yet there you are, outside. 431353182
Reposted by Ian BlackoutRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The fruits of insomnia. I started doodling a poseable art mannequin I found on a flea market 2 weeks ago. Recently, I'd also been reading about Elizabethan occultist/alchemist John Dee, so for reasons that now elude me, I ended up turning him into a Silver Age #MarvelComics superhero. #comics 1618333
