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Ian Blackout

@mightyblackout.bsky.social
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He/him. Jedi. Drunkard. Prophet… swears a bit.

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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 8h
and made out of Post-It notes because that pad fits in his pocket, so the sheets are nowhere near big enough to begin with and he’s stuck on extra bits and each sculpture has at least one line of fluff running through it
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Superb, I'm seeing them later this month, hope you have the best night 😙👌 #Nice
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100% agree. I was in Stonor Park (Berkshire) at the weekend and I thought I was going to bump into a couple of small furry fellows setting a log-trap for a Scout Walker
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean the red spraypaint V doesn’t really work against the red jumpsuit, does it? At first glance the guy looks like he’s carrying a pair of katana on his back which, if anything, makes him even cooler. Well done protesters, now put a bottle of Colt 45 in his hand, that’ll show ‘em…
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The Craggus @thecraggus.com · 23/09/2026
Josh Lambert (Patrick Wilson) with the lipstick demon lurking behind him from Insidious Zohran Mamdani with Trump lurking behind himPam (Jenna Fisher) from The Office “they’re the same picture” meme
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have they not been to Bicester or Leominster?
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Credit where it's due I was absolutely TERRIFIED by this when I was 6, and the next time we returned when I was 33 I still refused to go anywhere near that bit of the island. It's not an explanation I needed, it was a sedative.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I still hate chess. It provides no joy or satisfaction because you're always one second away from doing something totally stupid / losing to some cheating prick." This is a heavy-handed metaphor for life in general, yes?
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you ever get the chance to have a wasp trapped in your T-shirt when you’re cutting the grass, don’t do it is my advice.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's not *quite* sci-fi tech in exactly the same context (because of the wobbly line between science and magic), but probably this:
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Hippolyta Loudbasket of treats 🍬🍬🍬(she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shocked and dismayed once again to find that the process of trial and error involves error.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Looking forward to living in a time where we reminisce about that era where production companies routinely made entire TV series about stories which had already been told in 90 mins and showed them on a channel only accessed by a small proportion of viewers and then wondered why nobody gave a fuck.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made it to the weekend, lads
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Right I'm going out and getting a Remington tomorrow, someone is going to fucking pay for this outrage 😭💥💀
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no, not THAT eighty year old cast member from home alone 2 for actual fuck's sake
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Martin Shaw has the treatments for three new Star Wars movies ready to go
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don’t mind that initial discomfort, but absolutely love their gradual realisation that HMT explains so many niggling gaps in their life thus far 🥃
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fucking mad that orange juice used to be considered a legit option as a starter in UK hotel restaurants
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Oh no, it's THAT type of die-abetting eye scream pogrom!"
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The Peggy Mount Calamity Hour @peggymountpod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A good friend of a good friend of ours recently lost EVERYTHING in the Colombia earthquake and STILL went on to help others❤️ There's a fundraiser here to help him rebuild; if you're able to help it would mean a lot to us, and it would mean more to him 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/medical-st...
gofundme.com
Donate to Medical student lost everything in Colombian earthquake, organized by Simon Exton
My name is Dr Simon Exton and I am fundraising for Andres Rubio … Simon Exton needs your support for Medical student lost everything in Colombian earthquake
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
bit niche that one isn’t it
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Holy shit lads I think I’ve found what happened to Wat Tambor
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#totp
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I look forward to your good things, no matter how small or inconsequential they seem when you type them (because if they stick out in your mind, they're really fucking not) 🤟
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mrs Blackout's colleague earlier today didn't know you weren't supposed to look at the sun during an #eclipse. And our neighbour has just said he looked at it on his way to Tesco; "it's alright, I had shades on!" Tomorrow's going to be like day of the fucking triffids, isn't it
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm getting 'wayward son of Garth Marenghi', and in a good way.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 09/08/2026
I like to think that there is a many-worlds branch of reality somewhere in which we are not arseholes.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love that BBC Four are dedicating a whole night to Hunniford, but if she dies next Thursday the scheduler's going to feel pretty fucking stupid
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
❌ smoked (like, not even a 'try') ❌ played the lottery ❌ been on a stag do ❌ watched an episode of Baywatch
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
are you in the brewdog factory again?
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/08/2026
Nasa employee: Oh hey u guys are back early.. Astronaut: Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots Nasa employee: What? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
no loft conversions, obviously
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lundgren. Van Damme. One more time
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Bloggo's POW! @bloggospow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Love it that Lorenzo Music voiced Garfield and also voiced the animated Peter Venkman And Bill Murray played Peter Venkman and voiced "live action" Garfield
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you do happen to be an eccentric millionaire, this is the charity and how to donate www.canterburyoasttrust.org.uk/cot-home/don...
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Donate COT
Donate to Canterbury Oast Trust, a registered charity since 1985, supporting adults in Kent with learning disabilities and autism.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If Rod Liddle has shown us anything it’s that we should try to live a life where so many people don’t celebrate your death.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I feel very seen.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the hill I will die on is that the bottom-right panel of this skip should be painted green
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They really shouldn't have got rid of the TDK advert at Piccadilly Circus. Look at the state of everything now
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is basically the shootout at the end of Reservoir Dogs
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Picture This Scotland @74frankfurt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Keith, Moray. Pic: Stephen Choate
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As much solemn respect as I have for that opponent, having seen his work near to me more often than I’d like in recent years, I’d suggest that he gets a fucking move on the lazy bastard.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
love that this looks like Captain Panaka's about to burst in and report that the battle droids have breached the perimeter.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As promised to link to my first actual Hookland book. It is only small, but covers a lot of the ghost soil. If enough of you buy it and like it there will be a Volume Two. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1068598123 It will also be available in an actual bookshop soon.
The coverplate of the book HOOKLAND FRAGMENTS VOLUME ONE by David Southwell featuring a picture of the Ghost Bear of Hookland by Maria Strutz and the following blurb:

I firmly believe David Southwell’s Hookland to be one of the great 
imaginative achievements of our age. One that will one day be 
spoken of the way Lovecraft’s Mythos is now. Hookland is the 
folklore of the county that exists on the edge of our vision, an 
unseen but sensed Britain that is at once familiar and strange. 
It is the land just to the left of where we live. David’s work is 
made even more remarkable by his open invitation for all to 
come and play there. Though of course visitors to Hookland 
must be wary, the county exacts its price from us all. – R.J. 
Barker, award-winning author of bestsellers such as The Bone 
Ships and Gods of Wyrdwood.

As a visitor I am more frequently in Hookland than the barrows 
and chalk downs of my childhood. – Roger Clarke, best-selling 
author of A Natural History of Ghosts.

Hookland is gold standard eldritch world building. – Ian 
Simmons, Fortean Times news editor.

This a shimmering place of deep time, cold wars, old gods and 
ever renewing mysteries.The heartland and home county of the 
restless and the outsider, a lamp glow to welcome the lost, a 
pole star for those who dare to step into the dark and follow its 
glorious glowing ghostlight. – Rose Ruane. Artist and writer of 
Birding and This Is Yesterday.

Hookland has been called many things. Psychic shrapnel 
embedded in place. A re-wilding of folklore. The English Eerie 
told in strange fragments. According to its creator David 
Southwell, nothing in Hookland is made up, just remembered 
differently.

Hookland Fragments Volume One offers both an introduction to 
Hookland and an exploration of its agenda of re-enchantment 
as resistance.
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Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Can they do a bit in the middle where the entire AI cast perform Agadoo to camera with zero context? It would genuinely be the best part of the movie and at least the current working-version of Black Lace will make a few quid (just on licensing, not on residuals obvs)
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