Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 8hand made out of Post-It notes because that pad fits in his pocket, so the sheets are nowhere near big enough to begin with and he’s stuck on extra bits and each sculpture has at least one line of fluff running through it 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Superb, I'm seeing them later this month, hope you have the best night 😙👌 #Nice 110
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026100% agree. I was in Stonor Park (Berkshire) at the weekend and I thought I was going to bump into a couple of small furry fellows setting a log-trap for a Scout Walker 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean the red spraypaint V doesn’t really work against the red jumpsuit, does it? At first glance the guy looks like he’s carrying a pair of katana on his back which, if anything, makes him even cooler. Well done protesters, now put a bottle of Colt 45 in his hand, that’ll show ‘em… 110
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Have they not been to Bicester or Leominster? 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Credit where it's due I was absolutely TERRIFIED by this when I was 6, and the next time we returned when I was 33 I still refused to go anywhere near that bit of the island. It's not an explanation I needed, it was a sedative. 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"I still hate chess. It provides no joy or satisfaction because you're always one second away from doing something totally stupid / losing to some cheating prick." This is a heavy-handed metaphor for life in general, yes? 010
Reposted by Ian BlackoutJohn Self @john-self.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you ever get the chance to have a wasp trapped in your T-shirt when you’re cutting the grass, don’t do it is my advice. 10394
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's not *quite* sci-fi tech in exactly the same context (because of the wobbly line between science and magic), but probably this: 010
Reposted by Ian BlackoutHippolyta Loudbasket of treats 🍬🍬🍬(she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Shocked and dismayed once again to find that the process of trial and error involves error. 1373
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Looking forward to living in a time where we reminisce about that era where production companies routinely made entire TV series about stories which had already been told in 90 mins and showed them on a channel only accessed by a small proportion of viewers and then wondered why nobody gave a fuck. 020
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Right I'm going out and getting a Remington tomorrow, someone is going to fucking pay for this outrage 😭💥💀 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no, not THAT eighty year old cast member from home alone 2 for actual fuck's sake 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Martin Shaw has the treatments for three new Star Wars movies ready to go 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Don’t mind that initial discomfort, but absolutely love their gradual realisation that HMT explains so many niggling gaps in their life thus far 🥃 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Fucking mad that orange juice used to be considered a legit option as a starter in UK hotel restaurants 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Oh no, it's THAT type of die-abetting eye scream pogrom!" 010
Reposted by Ian BlackoutThe Peggy Mount Calamity Hour @peggymountpod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A good friend of a good friend of ours recently lost EVERYTHING in the Colombia earthquake and STILL went on to help others❤️ There's a fundraiser here to help him rebuild; if you're able to help it would mean a lot to us, and it would mean more to him 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/medical-st...gofundme.comDonate to Medical student lost everything in Colombian earthquake, organized by Simon ExtonMy name is Dr Simon Exton and I am fundraising for Andres Rubio … Simon Exton needs your support for Medical student lost everything in Colombian earthquake 001
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Holy shit lads I think I’ve found what happened to Wat Tambor 110
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I look forward to your good things, no matter how small or inconsequential they seem when you type them (because if they stick out in your mind, they're really fucking not) 🤟 020
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mrs Blackout's colleague earlier today didn't know you weren't supposed to look at the sun during an #eclipse. And our neighbour has just said he looked at it on his way to Tesco; "it's alright, I had shades on!" Tomorrow's going to be like day of the fucking triffids, isn't it 110
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm getting 'wayward son of Garth Marenghi', and in a good way. 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutStephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 09/08/2026I like to think that there is a many-worlds branch of reality somewhere in which we are not arseholes. 1813
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I love that BBC Four are dedicating a whole night to Hunniford, but if she dies next Thursday the scheduler's going to feel pretty fucking stupid 000
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026❌ smoked (like, not even a 'try') ❌ played the lottery ❌ been on a stag do ❌ watched an episode of Baywatch 010
Reposted by Ian BlackoutHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/08/2026Nasa employee: Oh hey u guys are back early.. Astronaut: Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots Nasa employee: What? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots 611929
Reposted by Ian BlackoutGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band. 25410
Reposted by Ian BlackoutBloggo's POW! @bloggospow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Love it that Lorenzo Music voiced Garfield and also voiced the animated Peter Venkman And Bill Murray played Peter Venkman and voiced "live action" Garfield 1182
Reposted by Ian BlackoutChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If you do happen to be an eccentric millionaire, this is the charity and how to donate www.canterburyoasttrust.org.uk/cot-home/don...canterburyoasttrust.org.ukDonate COTDonate to Canterbury Oast Trust, a registered charity since 1985, supporting adults in Kent with learning disabilities and autism. 084
Reposted by Ian BlackoutGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If Rod Liddle has shown us anything it’s that we should try to live a life where so many people don’t celebrate your death. 1192
Reposted by Ian BlackoutParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history. 1591872514
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the hill I will die on is that the bottom-right panel of this skip should be painted green 001
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026They really shouldn't have got rid of the TDK advert at Piccadilly Circus. Look at the state of everything now 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This is basically the shootout at the end of Reservoir Dogs 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutPicture This Scotland @74frankfurt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Keith, Moray. Pic: Stephen Choate 0244
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 25/07/2026As much solemn respect as I have for that opponent, having seen his work near to me more often than I’d like in recent years, I’d suggest that he gets a fucking move on the lazy bastard. 010
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 24/07/2026love that this looks like Captain Panaka's about to burst in and report that the battle droids have breached the perimeter. 000
Reposted by Ian BlackoutGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers. 09420
Reposted by Ian Blackouthookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As promised to link to my first actual Hookland book. It is only small, but covers a lot of the ghost soil. If enough of you buy it and like it there will be a Volume Two. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1068598123 It will also be available in an actual bookshop soon. 120725297
Ian Blackout @mightyblackout.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Can they do a bit in the middle where the entire AI cast perform Agadoo to camera with zero context? It would genuinely be the best part of the movie and at least the current working-version of Black Lace will make a few quid (just on licensing, not on residuals obvs) 000