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Brandt Kloke

@migbat43.bsky.social
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Usually just recycling others people’s baseball thoughts

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
going to kalshi and putting it all on "tie" for tonight's game. i have a feeling.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Meat pies are elite, the rest of the world got their meat pastry game on point
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
honestly rude of the NFL to send two teams with American punters to the first Australia game
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 10/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Alfred Fuller met with top cleaning companies to discuss ways to clean more effectively. He also offered one possible solution: Fuller's own brushes.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/09/2026
BREAKING: The MAC has reversed its position and is fighting the Big Ten's extra 1 second for Michigan. "The established replay protocol requires that the game clock displayed on the program feed be used in determining whether time remained."
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Made it back to Yankee Stadium in the bottom of the 2nd! That means we missed less than 4 innings total, out of 27.
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today in NYC, it’s theoretically possible for a crazy superfan to go to 3 MLB games in 1 day. The Yankees & Red Sox play a doubleheader at 1 and 7pm, and the Mets & Astros play at 4pm. Wish me luck.
A sign at a train station reading “New York Penn Station”
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J.C. Bradbury @jcbradbury.com · 28/08/2026
Tampa Bay Buccaneers seeing how easily Tampa leaders rolled over for the Rays.
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Dan Szymborski @dszymborski.fangraphs.com · 28/08/2026
TFW you realize you're older than Danny Glover was in 3/4 of the Lethal Weapon movies.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
service time manipulation...complete
BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners plan to call up left-hander Kade Anderson, the top pitching prospect in baseball, to start Saturday, sources tell ESPN. Anderson, the third pick in the 2025 draft, has a 1.06 ERA over 93.1 innings with 135 strikeouts, 13 walks and 47 hits allowed.
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J.C. Bradbury @jcbradbury.com · 20/08/2026
50 years of economics research is "an incredible fiction." This is epic denialism.
Lucas said it’s “an incredible fiction to suggest that by actually investing in economic development, you’re detracting from everything else.” “I think public-private partnership and balance is an important part of what we do, and that is what we do each and every day,” he said.
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Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 20/08/2026
I really appreciate Rory McIlroy's commitment to hating LIV.
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McIlroy questions value of LIV players returning to PGA Tour
Scottie Scheffler and Rory McIlroy offered different opinions Wednesday on whether LIV Golf players potentially returning to the PGA Tour would bring value.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
trying to learn about audio equipment and intentionally looking for stores with one star reviews so i know the person at the shop is an enthusiast and not a businessperson
A Google review of an audio store reads: "Worst phone interaction I've ever had in my entire life. I called to ask if they had an electrostatic headphone amp, I was informed that it was a waste of money to own electrostatic headphones. Then I tried to say that I know a lot about headphones and own many and that I am just looking for an amplifier, but then I was interrupted and told that I don't know anything. Wild!"A Google review of an audio store reads: "I normally have tremendous empathy for the mentally ill but not with this guy. He's abusive, slanderous and bizarrely demanding -- and that's if he likes you. Maybe he can still repair stuff but I wouldn't know; I walked away after the third time he screamed at me for asking a simple question and that's no exaggeration. Actual screaming. Just wild."
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Edward Hopper, Early Sunday Morning, 1930 whitney.org/collection/w...
Long horizontal painted composition of a row of two-story buildings in NYC, with storefronts below. On the sidewalk, casting raking shadows, are a short, squat fireplug and a tall barber pole. At upper right, a dark form is visible, perhaps a taller building or billboard
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 04/08/2026
incredible list of names
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Tansy Gardam @tansyg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
obsessed with Ian Flemming's daily schedule - swim - brunch - write 1500 words no edits just freestyle - lobster hunting - pink gin - lunch - siesta - sit in garden - another swim - 500 more words - "a couple of powerful drinks" - dinner - scrabble with wife - sleep
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026
seems like a real hallmark of our era is the total inability to be normal about anything. it is just a movie! watch it or not but this shit is weird.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 08/07/2026
Blows my mind that MLS hasn't run a single ad during the World Cup to remind tens of millions of Americans who are getting into soccer that it exists
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
oh yeah this is a weekend at bernie’s situation
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They have the Trump stank on them, it's undeniable
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Seattle rn
the trampoline scene from the Simpsons where there are dozens of kids lying injured throughout the backyard
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Chris Taylor @christaylornyc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Thank you Canada 🙏 Every team but one eventually goes home, and it was our time today But we went further than we ever have and you did us proud
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I hear America singing.
Me crouching bt a Gross Gas propane canister, looking a little pudgy and sweaty. I am doing a dumb thumb up.
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 02/07/2026
I would say give Tillman the Congressional Medal of Honor, but that would imply we still had a congress
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The October 2024 cover of The Economist:
The Envy of the World

America's Economy
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ecuador is my favorite latitude based country, I’ve always said that
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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Matt Harvey Pitcher Debut: 2012 - Retired: 2021 NYM - KCR - LAA - CIN - BAL
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Matt Harvey at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Matt Harvey
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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K Wilde @flowerchildob1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gustav Klimt, Field of Flowers Look for flowers in your world today.🏵️
painting of a field of flowers by Gustav Klimt including coreopsis, daisies, marigolds, sunflowers and bachelor buttons
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
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High Heat Stats @highheatstats.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Great progress on this 1000-piece Rickey Henderson jigsaw puzzle!
Puzzle!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My “acting with complete integrity” shirt etc etc
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“ One good day can cure months of sadness.” Beau Taplin. Photo art by Benjamin Wolf "Lonely Tree"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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AndreTheGiant @andrewvouvalis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
LMAO @edsbs.bsky.social Nigerians went to Mexico to hate watch South Africa
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Sean Forman @sean-forman.com · 11/06/2026
Are there any aggregators compiling wholesome content of foreign fans' experiences in the US, Canada and Mexico enjoying the WC. Stuff like Freddy from Germany and the Japanese writer in Nashville. That's the WC content I want to see.
American lunch.

The roadside shop was amazing, both the food and the atmosphere!Dude LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION.

outside a Buc-ees
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So, can we talk about pace of play, or is that only for baseball?
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 31/05/2026
San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa
A guy in a cowboy costume holding a bottle of "Mexican Sauce"
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Award-Winning Reporter Dave Colon @davecolon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A Trevor Bauer Long Island Ducks shirt is one of the most cursed items I have ever come across in the world
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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Field of Flowers - Gustav Klimt
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Dayn Perry @daynperry.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
NBC's MLB broadcasts are so vastly superior to ESPN's. ESPN continues to believe the best way to televise a baseball game is by distracting you from it.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/05/2026
oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part
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