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Michelle—Just Michelle

@michellerosepa.bsky.social
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Radioactive piranha, super smart. I’m the one with the bangs.

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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 6h
This is new: I heard a small pop and the arm of my glasses fell to my laptop. I am in between contact prescriptions and I'm not certain my optician will be able to fix the glasses before the event I am emceeing on Saturday.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sean McVay reminds me of Mr. DeMartino from Daria.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think so, honey, Texas senate ads during the Eagles game.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Harvesting a half pint of cherry tomatoes wasn’t worth the damage from the slowest moving mosquitoes remaining for the season.
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She’s got that “if I start speaking I’ll probably lose my job” look
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I receive some iteration of "I didn't think of that" in response to a common sense solution, I fear my head will not stay atop my shoulders.
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Abraham Gutman @abgutman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The America Revolution was fought so Kylie Kelce can call that lady whatever she wants. www.inquirer.com/eagles/not-g...
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Kylie Kelce is Philly royalty, and now she knows how to address the Princess of Wales
Kelce and Catherine, Princess of Wales have a lot in common — field hockey, motherhood, and life in the public eye. And now the royal's been duly invited to chat about it on Kelce's podcast.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's going to be ok. There is a new @jamiattenberg.bsky.social book on the horizon.
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This would make an excellent t-shirt for a fundraiser
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't win in 3 without losing 1.
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Philly Phanatic Phillies Red October
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing like getting approval less than two hours before start time! forms.gle/vLzR5ddpNNn6...
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Audiobook Club Walks
Smash your end of year reading and activity goals! Crush your TBR lists while getting your steps in with the Warminster Library's Audiobook Club Walks! Grab your headphones and meet up with your frie...
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't win in 3 without losing 1.
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Philly Phanatic Phillies Red October
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This bit is doing numbers in the group chat. Why are these people doing the weirdest stuff all of the time?
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm leading a community event this week that I can't officially announce, but I do have one signup.
A pie chart titled: What is your preferred method of contact? Green circle showing 100% respondents chose "astral projection."
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was sure that everyone at ballet tonight would be wearing Eagles gear or, at the very least, green. Instead? I was the Babadook at the Halloween party in my Westbrook jersey, met with blank stares when I said there was a game tonight. Not a Go Birds to be had!
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yooolivia @livespresso.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
PHILLIES RED OCTOBER
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Mary Rohlfing @morningowl215.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phillies, right now.
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Shoresy: Set The F***ing Tone
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the lost city of cheldorado @chellybreeze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@wpbl.bsky.social the people yearn for a baseball team in Philly.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's gooooooo
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Working tangentially in local government and community spaces sometimes has you the maddest you have ever been at a retired guidance counselor or whatever.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First Song First this morning absolutely crushed, @kristenkurtis.bsky.social! I loved hearing Dionne Warwick sing "Always Something There to Remind Me." I really had no idea!
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My parents’ favorite son (Brandon Marsh) is having a good night.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is extremely adorable that my parents dressed identically today.
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New reason to call his office and yell at him just dropped
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HALLUCINATED COMMUNITIES, by benedict ainderson
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some could say I’m a bit of an expert when it comes to three men doing stupid stuff at the same time, but lolmets.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I convinced my boss to take his grandkids to the Franklin Institute next week, but now I want to go to the Franklin Institute.
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Philadelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THE VOICE IS BACK.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jalen Carter, my guy
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shopping second hand and supporting local businesses number among my primary interests. I love having a vintage Eagles guy--I can always count on Josh for some heat. Check him out @Thrifttheprocess on instagram
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This was a very stressful day. Schwarber hitting a grand slam helps a little.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You really can be mad at so many people for a whole lot of different reasons all at once! It's called multi-tasking!
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The place where I get my car worked on used to be so good. SO GOOD! The new management is atrocious. I can't believe I ever recommended them to people in my life. The last 3+ weeks have been nothing short of a customer service nightmare and I have been so patient.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Watching a "reaping and sowing" unfold in my inbox right now. Man, you hate to see it.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The things that can befall the Rams this week read like George Carlin’s “Things to Watch Out For.” These are Carlin’s notes from his archive at the National Comedy Museum.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 01/09/2025
workers of the world, spice up your life
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026
As is tradition
Todaybor day is Labor Day! 
Homestar Runner holding a wooden spoon with a bowl for a helmet screams as The Cheat stares off
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol, they almost missed the play when they were talking about the new baby. 🥹
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someone check on Miss Piggy. She's lost so many friends recently.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Any city government that would allow this to happen on their watch is a fucking disgrace btw. The academy is a core component of public engagement with science in the city of Philadelphia.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m glad to be watching Cecily Tynan’s last broadcast with all of you.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you tune into @fox29philly.bsky.social this morning at 11:30, your chances of seeing this goofball in action are pretty good.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am sad to report that the cute guy from the farmers market with the gorgeous flowing hair cut it all off.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Revisiting the first two Tilly and the Wall albums has been a damn delight this morning.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I saved the cherry tomatoes from the squirrels but didn’t save myself from the mosquitos.
A colander filled with over two quarts of cherry tomatoes.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No, not Dolly.
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