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@andreabeasq.bsky.social
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The Judge on My Two Dads, writer, close reader, pizza rat Vocabulary School Headmistress andreabeasq.substack.com

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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The things that can befall the Rams this week read like George Carlin’s “Things to Watch Out For.” These are Carlin’s notes from his archive at the National Comedy Museum.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've been seeing a lot of "well I guess this is the way things are now" "ah another line of evidence that we are a fallen empire", attitude that I am begging people to shake off. There are people working their butts off to make things better. Please don't give up. Join us.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Any city government that would allow this to happen on their watch is a fucking disgrace btw. The academy is a core component of public engagement with science in the city of Philadelphia.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Michelle was on the news and when she said, “we used our AP Physics knowledge,” to describe creative problem solving, I ascended to a higher plane of existence heretofore unknown to me.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm about to do an Anne Shirley rhapsody about the garlic knot I had with my lunch today. A paragraph long sentence, for sure.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of the coolest, sweetest girls in high school played Snoopy and I think this is perfect casting. A generationally good choice.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm going to Baltimore this weekend to see our Philadelphia Phillies.
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Mean Girls: Regina George and Cheese Fries
Alt: Mean Girls: Regina George "Whatever I'm getting Cheese Fries"
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Big day as a former teacher who came up during the “LeBron James” vocal stim heyday. But more importantly, did Shams maybe find out if there’s any movement on bringing back LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Bubblicious?
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Bobby Hughes @bobbyhughes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wish McQuade was around on a day like this.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Pizza Happy Hour is nearly upon us. Come meet State Rep Brian Munroe to enjoy pizza & good company!! Get involved at the local level—it's one of the most affirming things you can do in order to build community. Do things on a Wednesday!! secure.actblue.com/donate/pizzahour
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Want to chat with State Representative Brian Munroe and enjoy some pizza and drinks? Join us Wednesday July 22 at Gloria Sports and Spirits in Warrington to share company and pizza with friends! secure.actblue.com/donate/pizzahour
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Looking forward to my freelance assignment today of weighing in on the schism in the Catholic Church. The pay is terrible but I will only be doing this today.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The duality of man.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ahead of its 250th birthday, I make the case that the greatest work of American art ever produced is made of garbage and was assembled at the behest of God by a Black man working the night shift as a janitor in DC johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/americas-g...
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America’s Greatest Work of Art Is Trash
Alternative title: FEAR NOT
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
There should be a way to put me in a group chat with the other 129 (I make 130) monthly Spotify listeners of Soulcracker from VH-1's Bands on the Run.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Too many cool and exciting things happened yesterday for me to give one rip about an old man who doesn't think everyone deserves rights.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sitting outside of a polling place all day in 90+ heat makes me hope people are voting for people who care about climate change.
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It is not enough to vote for Democrats. It is not enough to vote for them in numbers too big to possibly rig or contest or attempt to undo. Democrats must know why you are voting for them. That yours is a vote to root out fascism not politely seek civility.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
PLAY THE SONG.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
Cover to the Better than Ezra single for “Good”
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BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
you know what...... as a girl who knows ball i'm starting to feel like Philly sports media is taking a rightward no girls allowed shift and I don't like it. Devan and Taryn should team up and I be SO there
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I love this. A better world is possible and people know it.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
While picking up sandwiches, the young man behind the counter flung his rubber gloves over the counter and into the trash, to which, I exclaimed, “Kobe!” And that is how I became the queen of the sandwich shop.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Simply, no.
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Hell yeah, man.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I will never abandon my post as a Nick Castellanos defender. Go argue with the wall.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Unfortunately they did not capture Dan's tribute on the broadcast but the in arena feed did get the audio
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Big candy lives forever. defector.com/giving-out-b...
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Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money | Defector
My neighbors went all-out for Halloween this year. They transformed the bushes on their front lawn into a giant spider eating a man’s remains, rigged together a fountain of blood (not real) from trash...
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Man, I’ll tell you.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2026
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Booing the Ship of Theseus is loser behavior but honestly BOOOOOO.
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Warminster Township Free Library @warminsterlibrary.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
For those in the Bucks County, PA region who have lost your SNAP assistance, there are resources to help out: food banks, senior centers, and government social services sites. Also, many area restaurants are stepping up to assist by offering free meals to SNAP recipients. Here are just a few.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
News you can use if you're an Eagles fan at the mercy of corporate America!
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
“It’s a full sized candy bar for your spirit!” @andreabeasq.bsky.social substack.com/@andreabeasq...
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Andrea Squiccimara (@andreabeasq)
I spent the month of October connecting different translations of Beowulf to the 2017 Philadelphia Eagles and Taylor Swift. It’s a full sized candy bar for your spirit!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'M ON MY FEET I'M ON THE FLOOR I'M GOOD TO GO. SO CMON DAVEY SING ME SOMETHING THAT I KNOW!
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Michelle—Just Michelle @michellerosepa.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
What a shock to hear that we lost Pierre Robert. May his memory be a blessing.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Give out big candy for Halloween! No sick moralizing over fascist government failures at the expense of trick or treaters!! Be a big candy house this Halloween and forever. Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money - defector.com/giving-out-b...
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Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money | Defector
My neighbors went all-out for Halloween this year. They transformed the bushes on their front lawn into a giant spider eating a man’s remains, rigged together a fountain of blood (not real) from trash...
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Corey Danks @coreydanks.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
THE WEEK IS OVER! Log off! Quit your job! Return to nature! Eat a sandwich! Tell your friends you love them! Call your fam! Pet a dog! Say hi to a squirrel! Throw your phone in a body of water!
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Apologies to the high school choir performing in the Academy of Music lobby on behalf of the crying woman who was overcome by the passage of time right before seeing Kimberly Akimbo and before getting her period.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Fans of both Taylor Swift and The Mountain Goats get to do this twice.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
One of my favorite things about Madeleine Dean is that she's a lot taller than you'd expect.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Working Families Party 🐺 @workingfamilies.org · 01/10/2025
Democrats need to stand firm and fight for a funding bill that keeps families on their health care.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Pleased to be rewarded with a medical grade treat inside of the Depresh Mode newsletter today. Look at her dance; look at her go.
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The way people talk about Gilmore Girls season is how I talk about Michelle’s turkey chili. 🦅
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
But more people are reading for VENGEANCE. So kind of a wash.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
It’s so rude that you can be like “yesssss, I wrote 1000 words,” and then it’s just four paragraphs
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Andrea @andreabeasq.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
If I told you that I love you, would you care? youtu.be/Raq5xKQTUWA?...
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Jump Off The Roof
YouTube video by Vince Staples - Topic
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I wish some of our elected officials would withhold their pierogis more often.
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