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Michael Fantasm

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula. My then-girlfriend, now wife, made the hilarious observation that maybe vampires wore a lot of leather because they need clothing that lasts.
Kate Beckinsale as Selene in Underworld. She is holding a pistol and is dressed in a leather long coat with patterns and tight fitting clothes.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh shit it's october?
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Periodic reminder that literally everything with a stitch on it was made by a human. We have yet to make a robot that can sew even with a sewing machine.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 26/09/2026
happy mid-autumn festival! 🍂🌕
mooncake
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The two major rivers in China are named "Yellow River" and "Long River". Shanghai means "On the Sea". Beijing means "North Capital".
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Given how much fighting there's been over a high school being moved to a brand new building 2.5 miles away and adding one poorer, browner elementary to the cluster, yes, there'd be actual blood in the streets here.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time for my favorite season!
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm a combination of face blind and really bad memory for names and I'm bluffing all the time. People with good social memories have a super power as far as I'm concerned.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brought my toddler daughter to Jaleo. She was super well-behaved, sits happily in the booster seat. Servers set the table and she takes both hands and slides the plate right off the table and breaks it.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/09/2026
shoutout to this king who discovered a new kind of cat and thought "i think bro need some top ramen'
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scorigami!!!
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was walking to class and a car was parked on the street, with its windows down, blasting the radio so we heard the news. When I got to the fiction about science class (not science fiction), my prof announced he had just won an Emmy and class was canceled. I saw the video in the student union.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tethus can also get things wrong, so maybe double check his work if it's important to get right.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
would you let Tethus, Lord of the Lower Air, advise you on your relationship with your spouse? no, but he can sort your books (pdfs) for you.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my personal view is that you should treat AI as if you were a magician attempting to command a spirit that is inhuman, potentially useful, and invested in attempting to convince you it is something other than it is. you know, rationally.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Holding it together until the kids leave for college. Supporting them in their hobbies and activities, going to experiences with them as a family. After they leave, I fully expect to have my midlife crisis hit hard, but currently in a holding pattern.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I use my phone for reminders, so I added a reminder to my calendar using voice recognition and it dutifully added an event called "Sign up for Marzipan Sale". Which is a wholly different, albeit more delicious event.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
6 of them have "Chevy Chase" in their name: Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase View, North Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase Village, Village of Chevy Chase: Section 3, Village of Chevy Chase: Section 5. Add in Martin's Addition and over a third of the incorporated entities in MoCo are some flavor of Chevy Chase.
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To all the political scientists at APSA: here’s the Emmy Blotnick Sephora bit that slayed me. youtube.com/shorts/OusLI...
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I have elite status by accident. | Emmy Blotnick | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Emmy Blotnick
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 08/09/2026
🍂 Ready for real fall weather? Not yet. The next 10 days still look pretty warm around DC. But forecast models signal a notable pattern change around Sept. 19-20. Here’s when fall may finally arrive: www.capitalweather.com/when-will-dc...
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When will DC get its first real taste of fall? Models offer a clue
Summerlike warmth may hold on another 10 to 14 days before a pattern change delivers cooler Canadian air.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Juvenile European lobsters (Homarus gammarus) are pipetted into separate hatchery pods to prevent them from eating each other." 😀
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 03/07/2025
Tiny, colorful baby scallops — a total cuteness overload in one dish! You might think, “This person posts the same creature every year!” But honestly, seeing the same life return year after year is something truly wonderful𓂃🫧‪
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is perhaps the best piece of journalism i have ever been involved with
How long have you known Alix Harrow?

Wait, that’s her name? 

Yep.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am "tilt my head to the side and get a really satisfying crack" old now.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Already tripped over the first one. "Ma-Ca-Bre"
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They used the Parks and Rec theme! Dang, they're good at this.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fuckin god damn! it worked!!! 🔭 no digital compositing just one tenaciously stupid asshole with an hour’s worth of four and a half minute timers and a large format camera
me holding negative with a bunch of dark spots changing size in a diagonal line negative converted and cropped into a photo showing to moon rising to the right and increasing in size as it comes out of eclipse
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VirginiaM - owlet @virginiam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For your enjoyment
popularmechanics.com
43 Years Ago, Scientists Dropped Gophers Onto a Volcano. Today, They’re Tiny Heroes.
It started as a go-for-broke experiment, but it wound up saving an ecosystem.
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
like the reason Dolly feels like an exceptional human being is because all the things we're talking about today in her lifetime of philanthropy trace back to just .... having empathy and we live in the era of "I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People"
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is this how I find out my wife is a pro-gamer? She's 100% completed the game.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me every time I go to a party via @catsynthspace.bsky.social
a cat playing a synthesizer with the caption: My brain when someone tells me their name for the first time
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm glad I watched the Materialists before I read this piece. (I have a fascination about matchmaking)
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stock market is still at all time highs. If the AI bubble pops, watch out below.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the little legs kicking
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
anyway I did eventually make it to the National Museum of Asian Art, and this was so incredible I’m going to try and go back at least once more before it closes: asia.si.edu/whats-on/exh...
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Vishnu's Cosmic Ocean - National Museum of Asian Art
For the first time in centuries, experience this bronze sculpture’s full scale.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lol, of course I cursed myself and the minivan I rented in Seattle had a non-functional infotainment system. Having the wife read directions off the phone re-confirmed that our lives are much less stressful when she doesn't need to navigate. Otherwise, minivan was actually really nice, so roomy.
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“She forged a trailblazing career… In the early 2000s, she was credited as the first researcher to show definitively that the human papillomavirus, or HPV — the most common sexually transmitted infection — caused so-called oropharyngeal cancers of the throat, tonsils and base of the tongues”
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Dr. Maura L. Gillison, Who Linked Throat Cancers to HPV, Dies at 61
She challenged the conventional view that a majority of head and neck cancers resulted from cigarette smoking and excessive alcohol consumption.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't know how to properly dispose of them. The regular trash seems wrong.
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT
Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time.

בָּעֵי רַבִּי יִרְמְיָה: רַגְלוֹ אַחַת בְּתוֹךְ חֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה, וְרַגְלוֹ אַחַת חוּץ מֵחֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה – מַהוּ? וְעַל דָּא אַפְּקוּהוּ לְרַבִּי יִרְמְיָה מִבֵּי מִדְרְשָׁא.
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Michael Fantasm @michaelfan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm writing a gay romance about two rival menswear designers. It's called Pleated Rivalry. @dieworkwear.bsky.social
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