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Mike Bloom

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I love your dog and cat. Mets fan. Member of the Dangerous Nights crew. Fix your heart or die.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Homer pointing and saying "I'm going to clown college"
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's pretty clear what he meant New York Times. Has anyone floated an alternate explanation?
They could take out a city," he said. "Let them take - Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego."

It was not immediately clear what Mr. Trump meant, but his comments were met with anger from officials in California, including Gov. Gavin Newsom, who called the president "deranged and dangerous.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
pee wee herman holding the secret word dementia
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ralp wiggum saying He was 5'11" like, 6 feet, yet as tall as eternity, an ocean of love yet his eyes were burning white and red at the same time
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
Dana carvey as khan in a Star Trek sketch for SNL with Will shatner as Captain James t Kirk. The classic no sneeze guard on the salad bar
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Newspaper that reads Arctic command welcome to co and a picture of John larroquette in A parka. It's from the movie stripes
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teenager holding in fart meme
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The way the Times covers Emanuel, you would think this guy was polling at something higher than 1%
McLaughlin & Associates

29%

Harris

Sept. 16-22 NEW

463 likely voters

This pollster does not meet our criteria for select pollsters.

Poll added Sept. 24. Link to poll >

Harris +17

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12% Newsom

9%

D

Buttigieg

8% Kelly

8% Ocasio-Cortez

5% Shapiro

4% Booker

2% Pritzker

2% Smith

2% Whitmer

1% Emanuel

1% Moore

1% Polis

0% Cooper

0% Crockett

0% Klobuchar

0% Murphy

0% O'Rourke
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If only there was sign that he was planning on doing mass deportations before the election.
A bunch if white-ass Republicans holding up mass deportations now! Signs
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Such a great movie and so prescient about what obstacles women were going to face in the future. The final scene when Frank Hart's boss shows up, the only change made to the office that he objects to is the equal pay for women. "That equal pay thing, though, that's got to go."
Dabney Coleman as Frank Hart with his boss in an all white suit and a cowboy hat.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugly Nantucket girls
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made the New York Times Plum cake. Hopefully it tastes as good as it looks
Plum cake
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Simpsons did it
Bart Simpson looking at a headless jebediah statue
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Simpsons style John Madden and Pat summerall standing in front of a bus driven by Vincent Price and John Madden is saying that doesn't make a lick of sense
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Marge saying Of course, you'll have a bad impression of New York
if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Homer Simpson reading a piece of papers saying all the big words are spelled phonetically
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Trump effect
A very sweaty Jaxson Dart and a very sweaty and weird looking Trump
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hoping this is a sign
darth™M @darthbluesky.bsky.soc... 39s Bluesky Elder

elias isquith

@eliasisqu... 35m

keep going 9/9

Bluesky Elder

32 is so bad. i dont think people will be able to look at objective conditions, as unpleasant as they are, and understand how it could be so bad. thirty-two is "i never even liked you anyway" material.

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@carlquintanill... 2m

Carl Quintanilla

Bluesky Elder

Bachman-Turner Overdrive releases "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" 52 years ago today - a song originally used as a "work track" to set the amplifiers and mics
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Homer pointing and laughing in the seat next to Marge in an auditorium and the dialogue is "this contest is over give that man the 10 thousand dollars"
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We all know which droid too
1977 Topps Star Wars 207 C-3po (anthony Daniels) with “golden Rod” Error
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got "cold fish"!
Moe's tavern love tester
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's all in poor taste but I think the artist here really did capture the essence of Elon Musk in this grotesque relief
Elon musk looking like he drank from the wrong grail
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was once a 19th-century fresco of Ecce Homo in Borja, Spain. In 2012, a local attempted to preserve it. It ended up turning into a viral meme.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm mad at myself for not having guessed it was Boebert
Lauren Boebert has long cast herself as a "family values" crusader.

Now, she's facing a sworn complaint accusing the Trump-endorsed Colorado congresswoman of having inappropriate sexual relationships with three staffers and paying one of them $200,000 to keep quiet.

GREATER GOOD
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"The following remain in the room: Newsmax, OAN, CBS and Fox News"
A shot from the movie Downfall where Hitler is seated in front of his generals
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brother Love looking idiot
Brother Love (a red faced wrestler from the WWF)
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One film for each letter of your first name.
DVDs of the movies Master and Commander of the far side of the world Indiana Jones in the Last crusade kingpin and elf
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For reference:
GasBuddy.

REGULAR GASOLINE

DIESEL

$4.355

$6.301
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cme on vote for me I'll be your friend
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Milhouse standing in front of the wigsphere saying But there's another pipeline coming soon, right?
Before Friday?
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm sure this was the moment they knew they had a hit on their hands
Ross Douthant looking like himself
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They should have used this photo
Sam altman (douchebag) doing the cringe look with a cnbc microphone in his face
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mrs Hoover standing next to Dr hib hibbert saying he's bad but he'll die so I like it
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think we could all learn a lesson from the way the French reacted to the 'Freedom Fries' nonsense
In response to the change, French Embassy spokeswoman Nathalie Loiseau commented "It's exactly a non-issue ... we focus on the serious issues"[14] and noted that fries originated in Belgium.[15] She then remarked that France's position on the change was that they were "in a very serious moment dealing with very serious issues, and we are not focusing on the name [Americans] give to potatoes."[16] After the name reversal, an embassy spokeswoman said: "our relations are definitely much more important than potatoes ... and our relations are back on track."[5]
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
'The president never sleeps'
Multiple images of trump sleeping in meetings
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tim Robinson is jumping Jake Fletcher
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sideshow bob drinking a drink and the 'very persuasive ' guy from the Cape Feare episode is saying 'come on vote for me I'll be your friend'
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shelbyville saying: a place we can marry our cousins
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tall guy holding up nelson muntz asking him "do you find something comical about my appearance?"
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes! They had a 'lottery' that I'm sure everyone who entered won and that still wasn't enough!
The RNC then opened up a lottery last month offering free seats to the public, with a select few receiving VIP treatment and a front row seat. Lottery winners were informed on Friday if they had been successful.

Unsolicited text messages were also sent out last week offering free tickets to the event, directing recipients to a ticket registration page.

Organizers also held a briefing call with GOP operatives last week saying tickets were still available, urging them them to hand them to their networks.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This picture should accompany every mention of Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani in borat 2 taking his pants off in a hotel room for what he believes is an underage girl
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Great album! I have a small tribute to it in my Internet connection.
Wi-Fi connection that says new adventures in Wi-Fi
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Worst guy you know meme
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They literally can't give them away
The RNC then opened up a lottery last month offering free seats to the public, with a select few receiving VIP treatment and a front row seat. Lottery winners were informed on Friday if they had been successful.
Unsolicited text messages were also sent out last week offering free tickets to the event, directing recipients to a ticket registration page.
Organizers also held a briefing call with GOP operatives last week saying tickets were still available, urging them them to hand them to their networks.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'd settle for one of those Taiwanese computer reenactment from the early 2010s.
The weird new world of computer-animated news
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did he think no one would notice?
Jerry stiller with dyed black hair
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He's not going to give them a cent.
This is my money that I control now," he said. "I can spend it for what I want to spend it for. But I'm going to help a lot of the congressmen and senators that need help."
Yes, but: It's unclear how Trump could spend that much money in two months.
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You think Don Jr will let his good friend go to jail for being a pedo?
Andrew tate and Don jr
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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Flanders saying "I told you officer I'm not helped up on goofballs
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