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Michael Paul 🐓

@michael.is-post.ing
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30 or 40 years old in colorado. computer science phd, retired because my body broke, now full time poster.

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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 13h
amazing ending lol
my cat pringles is on my lap, while the tv shows the scene from the movie poster (one man is pointing a gun while another points a camera)
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 15h
hong kong snuff film comedy
now playing: you shoot, i shoot (2001)
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 30/09/2026
mfw I’m invited to something
a man thinks and says “The computer is more important.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 30/09/2026
hell yeah
“But you do have a nervous system and so does a computer.”“And you can scan a computer”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 30/09/2026
now playing: scanners (1981, david cronenberg) 4k
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
fun, adorable movie about a japanese immigrant with a cafe in finland
a woman says “strange man gave me a cat.
So now I can't go home.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
the subtitles translate onigiri this is like when an italian restaurant gave me an english menu and it would say things like “wide noodles in basil sauce” instead of fettuccine pesto
“The main thing I offer is seasoned rice balls.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
a selfie while I’m sitting in a chair and my tortoiseshell cat nestlé sits on the back of the chair behind my head, looking uncharacteristically majestic
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
off to a good start
a closeup of a round birb. the subtitles say “Finnish seagulls are enormous.” (continued in the next three images)Their fat bodies waddle along the wharf.I really like fat animals.I love the way they devour their food so contentedly.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
now playing: kamome diner (2006)
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
disc 2, I guess we’re doing this
pringles on my lap while lucy liu wields two swords in the snow the intermission screen
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
my cat pringles is facing the tv. on the screen is a shot of uma thurman’s yellow leg and a sword
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
nw
now playing: kill bill the whole bloody affair (2003ish, quentin tarantino) 4k. the hard box has a fabric veil hanging over the bride’s face on the cover. the discs come in a digipack where the cover is uma thurman in the yellow jumpsuit wielding a sword.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
olive jalapeno spaghetti
a bowl of oiled spaghetti noodles covered in sauteed diced jalapeño and a generous pile of sliced kalamata olives in the center. and two dogs
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
that was a trip
a bunch of reporters outside. the subtitles say: 'SPLENDID OUTING’ would make a good headline.“Doesn't look splendid from here.
Baffling outing, more like.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
fan of this tie
a korean man in a suit stands at the edge of the ocean. his tie is brown colored  patterned with linked loops that look like the olympic rings but they are in rows alternating white and red
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
now playing: splendid outing (1978, kim soo-yong) radiance blu ray
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
my first liquid filled vinyl, with ghibli music
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
 a beautifully drawn scene of a dense urban street but the street is empty except for two people talking far back down the street. the subtitles just say the word “Orgasm.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
now playing: tekkonkinkreet (2006) 4k
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
they were contemplative afterward
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
rolling around in a pile of freshly picked catnip #caturday
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
learned a new word for liar
the subtitles say “He's a mythomaniac”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
early MAHA
a black and white scene where a man says to a woman, “The body needs to eliminate its toxins.Tomorrow, mademoiselle, I'll be all naked.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
now playing: diabolique (1955) criterion blu ray
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
my goal when buying blurays is to confuse the store about what types I movies like
receipt from orbit dvd:

Zoltán Huszárik Collection (Limited Edition, Region
Free) × 1
MAtorchinTown
Watership Down (4K UHD, Standard Edition, Region
Free) × 1
Dementia (Region B) × 1
DEMENTIA
BOGART-BACALL
DARK PASSAGE
Dark Passage × 1
Crazy Lips / Gore from Outer Space (Limited Edition, Region
B) w/SLIP × 1
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
I’ve kept up with my dog’s PT better than I ever have my own look how far backwards he can walk now!
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
someone got flattened by a piano
a black and white cartoony image from a first person perspective looking at a piano and there is a fully flat 2D cartoon mouse under it
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
comments on a recipe site:

December 2, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I love her recipes, however this one disappointed greatly. It was very sad to waste all the ingredients.
Unfortunately not even my family or animals would eat it afterwards. I believe the recipe calculations are off I've never heard of apple cider half a cup in a recipe before. Usually it's one to three tablespoons. I understand it's apple cider donut recipe however this much cooking it puts off a very strong smell and the donuts do not cook well at all. I have cooked one batch for almost an hour now and they're still doughy. Also The Taste was so strong that no one would eat them. I was able to eat one or two putting on five times as much sugar but that's not really ideal. I should of listened to the reviews. On to the next recipe.
Nora
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 am
Reply.
I'm sorry these didn't turn out for you, something obviously went wrong. I wonder if you made any substitutions at all? The calculations are not off, I've made these countless times (as have others) without issue. The very first recipe for Apple Cider Donuts on google from Sally's Baking Addiction uses 11/2 cups of apple cider. This is not an odd amount.
JS
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 pm
Did you use apple cider vinegar instead of apple cider? From your description, that's what it sounds like happened.
Reply.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
pairing plain-ish donuts with apple cider
a glass of cider and a bag of old fashioned and cinnamon sugar cake donuts from voodoo
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
lol it ended with an ad for what was considered health food in the 80s (low in cholesterol!)
low resolution image of a salad, a sandwich with sprouts, and some wrapped baked goods from Prasad Foods with their address and phone number
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
watching this early tonight to wind down for early bed
video of alice coltrane playing a harp is imposed with partial opacity over an image of three white stone pillars surrounded by stars and pink light
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
decently enjoyable whodunit infused with a ghost legend. sounds like scooby doo when I put it like that
two men in a cabin at night. the subtitles say “You solved the mystery? How?”my cat pringles on my lap sitting upright with the tv in the background showing an indiscernible monochromatic image
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
condescendingly asking “have you ever heard of magic” lol
a man speaks sternly while the subtitles say 
- Have you ever heard of magic?
- Of course I have. Superstition.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
a group of people outdoors. the subtitles say:
- And there's no light.
- Speaking of pancakes... Let's go.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
lake of the dead (1958, norway)
a black and white shot of water with lilly pads, and the subtitles say "Beware of the currents of the lake. It's dangerous to dream. Stay awake.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
reddit screenshot:
r/crows • 2h
My crows decided to Live Más today
329 upvotes 
17 comments Then I DoorDashed Taco Bell. I didn't grab the delivery right away because I was busy with something. 10 minutes later, I noticed the crows hanging around outside and thought, "Oh good, they're here! I'll grab some kibble for them." I grabbed a handful, opened the front door, and discovered two crows actively eating my Taco Bell.
One of them was beak-first in a Gordita

I was annoyed for all of a minute before realizing that this was entirely predictable (and also preventable!). These guys know I leave food for them near the doorstep. They're smart enough to understand that food comes in bags, so it isn't surprising that they'd start digging through my lunch. I hope they enjoyed it before I snatched it away
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
trying to buy movies from ebay is giving a “other than that, mrs lincoln, how was the play?” experience
Description:
Damaged disc. Otherwise, it's in good shape.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
he echoes my instinct that I won’t really follow it until I watch it again
“And I know this might be asking too much oftoday's audience, to watch a movie more than once.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
mokri is a fan of Let The Right One In and made references to it in Invasion that I didn’t catch he also mixes up sweden and norway, as one does
A film such as "Let the Right One In" the original Norwegian version, is one
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
I followed Invasion so poorly I didn’t realize that some of the characters were vampires until I watched the director q&a lol
Although INVASION is shot in a single take like FISH & CAT, the two movies are very different thematically and tonally.
INVASION seems to be inspired more by 70s and 80s sci-fi films like ROLLERBALL and LIQUID SKY crossed with the vampire genre.
Were you a fan of vampire films growing up? When did you first think of combining science fiction and a vampire narrative?
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
the director explains why the actors switched roles during the film: more 👏 loops 👏
“And this enabled me to drive the plot from loop 1 to loop 2 and loop 3 with asingle character, because he could play a new character each time and for each loop.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
the smallest he’s ever been
my orange cat pringles curled up into a very tight ball on the bed
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
two serendipitously placed posts in my feed:

Can a SOBER Rapper from Calgary go Viral !?!?

ae @aelkus.bsky.social • 22m
the typical 2000s/early 2010s rap album:
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
hiding
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
girl dinner
a bedside stand in a dark room has an empty coffee mug, an empty-ish bowl that’s dirty with mold, and packets of birth control pills, with several pills scattered across the table
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
the game takes place in the 90s
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
mystery fog killed the video star
a video store in the foggy town called Video Store with store closing sales
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
that’s the neat part: there are no clear days
looking out over the sea but it’s completely covered in fog. there’s text on the screen that says “I wonder what it looks like on a clear day”
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