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Michael Paul 🐓

@michael.is-post.ing
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30 or 40 years old in colorado. computer science phd, retired because my body broke, now full time poster.

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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 16h
I see what you did there
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 16h
nah it’s a negligible weight
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 16h
mfw I’m invited to something
a man thinks and says “The computer is more important.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 17h
hell yeah
“But you do have a nervous system and so does a computer.”“And you can scan a computer”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 18h
now playing: scanners (1981, david cronenberg) 4k
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19h
Shut every fraternity down.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
my first liquid filled vinyl, with ghibli music
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 25/09/2026
beyond burger: burgers from the beyond
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
a selfie while I’m sitting in a chair and my tortoiseshell cat nestlé sits on the back of the chair behind my head, looking uncharacteristically majestic
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
happy to hear the crew would eat the onigiri after shooting the scenes
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
fun, adorable movie about a japanese immigrant with a cafe in finland
a woman says “strange man gave me a cat.
So now I can't go home.”
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
maybe they just wanted to communicate that they’re not literally plain scoops of rice but idk lol now I’m craving furikake
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
the subtitles translate onigiri this is like when an italian restaurant gave me an english menu and it would say things like “wide noodles in basil sauce” instead of fettuccine pesto
“The main thing I offer is seasoned rice balls.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
a selfie while I’m sitting in a chair and my tortoiseshell cat nestlé sits on the back of the chair behind my head, looking uncharacteristically majestic
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
off to a good start
a closeup of a round birb. the subtitles say “Finnish seagulls are enormous.” (continued in the next three images)Their fat bodies waddle along the wharf.I really like fat animals.I love the way they devour their food so contentedly.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 29/09/2026
now playing: kamome diner (2006)
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was talking about this with my partner last night - we do actually live in a time where "charts" do not mean all that much. This is one thing in which the internet still remains a progressively individualising force which allows us to curate our engagement with culture.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
olive jalapeno spaghetti
a bowl of oiled spaghetti noodles covered in sauteed diced jalapeño and a generous pile of sliced kalamata olives in the center. and two dogs
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/09/2026
This is how NPCs talk in Silent Hill
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
disc 2, I guess we’re doing this
pringles on my lap while lucy liu wields two swords in the snow the intermission screen
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
first time seeing the battle in color so that was fun
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
my cat pringles is facing the tv. on the screen is a shot of uma thurman’s yellow leg and a sword
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
tbd if I’ll watch it all in one night
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
nw
now playing: kill bill the whole bloody affair (2003ish, quentin tarantino) 4k. the hard box has a fabric veil hanging over the bride’s face on the cover. the discs come in a digipack where the cover is uma thurman in the yellow jumpsuit wielding a sword.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
not my best creation
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
olive jalapeno spaghetti
a bowl of oiled spaghetti noodles covered in sauteed diced jalapeño and a generous pile of sliced kalamata olives in the center. and two dogs
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 28/09/2026
that was a trip
a bunch of reporters outside. the subtitles say: 'SPLENDID OUTING’ would make a good headline.“Doesn't look splendid from here.
Baffling outing, more like.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
fan of this tie
a korean man in a suit stands at the edge of the ocean. his tie is brown colored  patterned with linked loops that look like the olympic rings but they are in rows alternating white and red
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
now playing: splendid outing (1978, kim soo-yong) radiance blu ray
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
if they sold tickets to live streams of real audience reactions they would make a billion dollars
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
they should’ve made this 45rpm for how little music is on it but maybe I’m expecting too much from a novelty item that’s primarily used as decoration
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
it’s for people who wish lava lamps were still a thing
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
most vinyl collectors think they are stupid gimmicks, which isn’t wrong exactly, but I always wanted one! just had to wait till there was one with music I actually like
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
I added a video bsky.app/profile/mich... it doesn’t move around much while it’s spinning except the liquid tends to shift to the outer rim during the first few rotations. but the pattern ends up a little different each time you put it down
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
rolling around in a pile of freshly picked catnip #caturday
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
pairing plain-ish donuts with apple cider
a glass of cider and a bag of old fashioned and cinnamon sugar cake donuts from voodoo
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 27/09/2026
well, i was thinking of cutting down on clam shells anyway
sugar cinnamon and clam shells recalled in the usa
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
my first liquid filled vinyl, with ghibli music
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
 a beautifully drawn scene of a dense urban street but the street is empty except for two people talking far back down the street. the subtitles just say the word “Orgasm.”
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
I hope control resonant gets a photo mode update by the time the physical version comes out
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
finally remembered to vote 🗳️
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
if they sold tickets to live streams of real audience reactions they would make a billion dollars
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
now playing: tekkonkinkreet (2006) 4k
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026
all my homies had speech therapy as a kid
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Michael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 26/09/2026
you gotta expand the whole image and read to the punchline
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