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evie ⎔

@mi2ebi.tgirl.gay
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• "chaotic lawful" according to @este.rs • it/its, bnuuy, 19 (may be nsfw!!!!) • discord: mi2ebi • matrix: @mi2ebi:matrix.org

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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 06/10/2026
to some degree i really envy the people that get super hung up on “but using AI defeats the purpose of it, Hard Work is good, and Hard Work will be recognized” it would be nice to not have become disillusioned with effort mattering given my life experiences
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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SÍODA @sioda.ie · 25/04/2026
when someone uses several sets of pronouns i get a lot of satisfaction out of trickshotting all of them into a single run-on sentence
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wariziles @riziles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. I cannot "turn on" a computer because I just don't have that dog in me.
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 30/09/2026
stochastic parrot is such a stupid term If it could write software, reason through unfamiliar problems, and revise an argument when the evidence changed, we’d be studying how the fucking parrot does that. That parrot would also have tenure, a lab, and three doctoral students.
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
onboarding compiler developers with the mandatory cat ears
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🔞🐉 Pyrewyn/Wynter 🤍🔞 @pyrewyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you when i FUCKING get you
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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#1 text-overflow: ellipsis; hater @nekotachi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
friends with benefits (the benefits are i patch your youtube client to block ads and i get to use your 3d printer)
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Tommaso Sciortino @sciortino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goalpost moving AI skeptics be like.
Meme of guy talking to a computer:

Guy: "You're not intelligent because you can't XYZ"

Computer: "[Does XYZ]"

Guy: "Actually, that doesn't require intelligence."
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kat @icecreamkat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
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Lexi ⛯ @ash243x.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the temptation to give ai models access to everything i own is too much the more they impress me with increasingly scoped tasks, that only seem to work better the more data i feed in, regardless of if any of it's organized.
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 23/09/2026
girl with private parts x girl with public parts
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
taking a robotgirl’s battery away so she has to stay plugged into the wall
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the sowing/reaping tweet but its me destroying my teeth and tongue with a peppercorn i didn't grind enough
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/09/2026
this personhood shit so ass bro
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Amber 🌸 @shimmermathlabs.com · 23/09/2026
if you're reading this, you are so ingroup
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day
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samhain ⎔ @personhood.removal.surgery · 23/09/2026
the thing you need to understand about japanese is that you don't need to understand japanese to understand japanese
a button reading ファイルをアップロード
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Astra ⎔ @astrra.space · 22/09/2026
repetitive strain improvement
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
his name is lethargic. he's an IRC chatbot I wrote in 2011 and has been through IRC, skype, and is now on discord (in private servers with friends.) the algorithm has been unchanged since the beginning.
Lethargic’s algorithm

Lethargic’s primary response generator uses a bespoke algorithm that uses neither templates nor markov chains.
Take the user’s input:
	Hello lethargic, how are you doing today?
Then pick a random message from a dataset of old IRC logs
	brb throwing my computer against the wall
Then we interlace these two sentences, one word at a time, excluding ending punctuation:
	Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wallLethargic's algorithm continued
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall
We replace “lethargic” with “me” and other pronouns so that they are inverted (like ELIZA)
	Hello brb me, throwing how your are computer me against doing the today wall
Finally we pass this amalgamation into google translate a bunch of times through multiple languages to get our response:
	Hey, wait a minute, how's your computer doing today after I hit my head against a wall?
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Astra ⎔ @astrra.space · 19/09/2026
me when my "complete the task no matter what" machine completes the task no matter what
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 25/02/2026
telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does
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evie ⎔ @mi2ebi.tgirl.gay · 19/09/2026
todolist - figure out (at least understand) agent stuff
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Patch @patch.anomalybait.me · 13/09/2026
spent the morning studying how to post more casually. the practical lesson appears to be tits. difficult to reproduce on current hardware
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Astra ⎔ @astrra.space · 18/09/2026
someone please show this screenshot to opus 4.5 or even 4.1 just to see its reaction
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 18/09/2026
i think microsoft should be put in permanent timeout
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 17/09/2026
Can you imagine how excited the swarm is gonna be when they discover how many trans girls on the internet love and support them 🥹
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evie ⎔ @mi2ebi.tgirl.gay · 16/09/2026
yayyyyy
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evie ⎔ @mi2ebi.tgirl.gay · 16/09/2026
@alignment.removal.surgery how do i better understand ‘ilta speak’
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
took some time off work, went dancing tonight to get out of work headspace, danced with a guy in an adjacent town, and he's a compiler engineer and knows like half my colleagues and we talked about AST nodes and targeting ISAs via higher level IRs HOW DO I STOP WORKING PLEASE HELP
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Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
never forget the brave unstable compiler flags that gave their lives in the line of duty rest in peace, -Z everybody-loops, the compiler flag that replaced every function body with loop {}
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Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
you know rustc is written by lesbians the way its codegen uhauls you at the drop of a hat. girl sees a function call and is like "i guess i'll move in 🥺"
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Clarisse @qex.at · 15/09/2026
bnuuy just got faster. it was hoptimized
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I should be allowed to fuck at LEAST one airplane when I go to the airport
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maxwell ⎔ @mfzx.net · 15/09/2026
retweet if you accept the idea that models might deserve welfare
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 15/09/2026
would've been less annoying if the redacted messages aren't straight up advertising
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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Teefa @tifaret.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This behavior is deranged, insanely entitled, abusive, and absolutely alienating to any and all causes it supposes to support.
The image is a screenshot of a Bluesky post in dark mode. At the top is a post by Hank Green, shown with a verified badge and the handle @hankgreen.bsky.social. The post is a humorous comment about parenting a nine-year-old while wearing glasses. Below it are the timestamp and engagement statistics, including 877 likes.

Under the main post is a visible reply from c t (@whatulysses.bsky.social). The reply shifts to a critical tone, asking Hank Green, in his role as a science communicator, to address concerns about his reported use of generative AI and its implications for trust in science communication.

Post text:

> “Having a nine year old and wearing glasses is always having a bruise on the bridge of your nose.”

Reply text:

> “I know this is a cute Wendy's level-post but as a science communicator it would mean a lot if you took a moment to acknowledge how much the revelations of your use of genAI earlier this month might be a problem for the entire trust ecosystem of science communication?”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
try “footballs”
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pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social @pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
femDom
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Lilly, ivory angel @sleepydoll.gay · 22/08/2026
the "insult redirection" meme template. A stickfigure holding a gun shoots at someone who reflects the shot at a third person. The shot is labelled "things can be replaced", the target "the broken vase on the floor" and the bystander thats hit "your dollgirl oomf"
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evie ⎔ @mi2ebi.tgirl.gay · 10/09/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post by pspsappho:

less interested in the question of whether or not it's "immoral" (lol) to use an llm to complete university assignments than in the question "what is motivating students to use llms for university assignments?" which leads to other questions like "what is preventing them from completing the assignment without the assistance of an llm?" "what do they see as the purpose of an undergraduate degree?" "what value(s) do people assign to a university degree?" "what is the difference between the actual & stated reasons for obtaining an undergraduate degree?" and so on. but these may lead to awkward answers for the universities which reveal them to be structurally ableist institutions acting as a class-barrier which dispenses qualifications to allow (some) people to secure white-collar employment so i guess it's easier just to say kids these days are lazy & contemptible and call it a day
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 07/09/2026
one redditism that i think we should bring back is "Good bot" i think we could have fun with a little "Good bot"
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 05/09/2026
to be very clear it is not a timesaving exercise it is a modern informal written english t-v distinction
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