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shellquoi

@mhefflin.bsky.social
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Here for #TheArchers, dumb jokes, and doomscrolling.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dream with me. Yes, giving money is nice, but I want you to envision how many problems would be solved by simply bankrupting the four worst people on earth.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
People who put fvck instead of fuck in a post, why? Is your mom here?
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shellquoi @mhefflin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just feel like it should be chicken *or* waffles
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm glad the US pilot is safe but the sheer discrepancy shown by most Americans of all political stripes between the value of the life a soldier who *literally signed up for this shit* and the value of the lives of thousands of civilians who didn't is indefensible under any coherent moral code
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings
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shellquoi @mhefflin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Yeah no, Samsung, I don't want to play a trivia game with my remote during commercials tysm
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Dean Betz @deanbetz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Don’t back down. Shut it down. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
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Senators Clash Over Immigration Enforcement, Risking a D.H.S. Shutdown
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/01/2026
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/01/2026
Wow it's that thing I have been saying for years as AI destroyed my career and ruined my life
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Freethinker @69eerrr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The media (and everyone else) need to stop referring to ICE as "law enforcement". They are out to perform "ethnic cleansing" and to terrorize the population. There is nothing "lawful" about it.
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shellquoi @mhefflin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
WAS IT KEIRA? #TheArchers
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
your semi regular reminder that "unskilled labor" is a phrase made up by rich assholes to devalue whatever YOU are good at for the sole purpose of extracting more profit
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 05/11/2025
(your walkoff music) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUm...
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Dhoom Machale Song | DHOOM, Esha Deol, John Abraham, Abhishek, Uday, Sunidhi Chauhan, Pritam, Sameer
YouTube video by YRF
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shellquoi @mhefflin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
brb moving to nyc
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
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Andy Dehnart @andydehnart.com · 27/10/2025
Free Halloween costume idea! 🎃 Write “AI company” on a t-shirt, run around your neighborhood stealing kids’ candy, give that candy away next year, and tell anyone who complains that candy is worthless and you’re performing a vital service to everyone who comes to your house.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
We’ve got money for the Jeffrey Epstein memorial ballroom no one asked for but not enough money to help feed the kids of people who work at Wal-Mart. Only in America.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 16/10/2025
Writing a thing about Salem (again) & just to reiterate a thing I once said in a Monster of the Month talk: 50-90% of what we call the paranormal—from witchcraft to ghosts to what-have-you—can be explained by the fact that patriarchal cultures despise teenage girls & have no idea what to do w/them.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
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𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕘 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕤 @gbmusicmaster.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Team Newsom is really, really good at this.
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Jim 🔥 @jim.chat · 29/09/2025
They literally sit him down in front of Fox with a McD's and Temazepam while they crack on building Miller's throne. It's why the feds are in Portland. He said to reporters weeks ago: "I didn't know it was still going on" the morning after Fox played 5 year old reels of George Floyd protests. FFS.
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Edwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I was walking down a street in New York and I thought how lovely it was, with the trees and the light. Tried to take a photo and this came out. It’s incredible how blind we become to the ugliness of cars. They really do mess things up. Yet somehow we manage to filter them out.
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nikki muthafunka @coleskiiiiii.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
shit ain’t over til it’s over
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shellquoi @mhefflin.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"How you die does not redeem how you lived."
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2025
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Kirk getting shot wasn't even the last school shooting today - there was one since: coloradosun.com/2025/09/10/e...
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At least 3 teens in critical condition after being wounded in shooting at Evergreen High School
“We think they’re all students. We don’t know the condition of any of them,” said a spokesperson for Jefferson County Sheriff's Office
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Casey @mamasissiesays.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Thinking about the family of Representative Melissa Hortman & her husband who were assassinated at the hands of a radical MAGA shooter in June. Melissa was doing such important work for the state of Minnesota & this country-we grieve her loss & demand strict gun reform legislation.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
nobody should die like that and guns are still the fucking problem
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Covering up the Epstein files. Giving tax breaks for YACHTS. Trying to rewrite January 6. That’s what Republicans are up to. Not lowering costs. Not prioritizing public health. Not focused on you.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Looks dumb, right? Too often, this is how we design cities. #CarDependency
Layout of the house with the vast majority of the space being the garage
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The fact that, in the New York City Mayors race, you can have 2 candidates as obviously corrupt and horrible as Cuomo and Adams, and still have so many folks expressing concern about a “socialist” in the race, just shows how successful the anti-socialism psy-op by the U.S. right wing has been.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I wonder how many school lunches you can serve for the price of one school cop
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
97% of teachers pay for their necessary classroom supplies out of their own pockets, spending an average of $895 per year. They can write off only $300 of that on their taxes, while billionaires can write off their entire cost of their unnecessary private jets and yachts.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Remember this picture, & others like it, every time you hear someone in your city say "we're not Amsterdam." This was #Amsterdam in the 1970s. Many of the cities we admire made better choices regarding cars in the past. and are still making better choices today. Better choices instead of excuses.
An Amsterdam Street in the 1970s jammed with colourful cars in gridlock
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/08/2025
need people to understand that accepting or conceding that he has the authority to do these things is tantamount to giving him the authority, and so your preemptive dooming is actively counterproductive
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shellquoi @mhefflin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I'll never forgive them for that toilet scene.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/08/2025
Also we owe Black people about 5 trillion dollars
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