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Maristella Feustle

@mfeustle.bsky.social
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Personal account. Opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of my cat, Shirley, nor of Major League Baseball™, or that cheese I left in the fridge so long that it may be sentient.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”
Two northern gannets stand by the water. One looks over at the other, whose head seems aglow, likely the effect of sunlight.
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Right, what's all this then."
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Join the Sonic Discord today!"
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to brag, but I do some pretty solid last-minute panic-cleaning.
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SB Brian X @sbbrianx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hibiscus, detail-
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never had soup again
Dutch lady with a huge white collar
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
St. Op, patron of unsubscribing from unsolicited text messages.
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A joyous October 3rd to all who celebrate.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve just discovered this particular delight from yesterday and honestly what a lovely example of people containing multitudes.
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fact: Any spice can be pumpkin spice if your expectations are low enough.
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Arrested Development @bluthquotes.lucille2.com · 30/09/2026
Obviously this blue part here is the land
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
First a new cat and now new pengwings??? I fear I gotta hand it to scientists.
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apple "detectives" wanted to identify a gnarly old tree growing on a remote plot of land in Maine. What they discovered was the key to a centuries-old apple mystery.
scientificamerican.com
How apple detectives solved the mystery of an ancient tree—and rewrote the history of fruit
And how they might have helped save the future of American apples
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Alice Cooper Explains Milwaukee's Meaning
ALT: Alice Cooper Explains Milwaukee's Meaning
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#AT40 The year is 1976, and Alan Parson and Rick Dees are on the same chart
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/09/2026
HOMER “This guy gave his job talk in dialects. We need someone who can teach Freshman Greek 100.” buff.ly/FvJc3bA
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Faculty Search Committee Feedback on Applications from Founding Figures of the Fields for Tenure-Track Positions
Homer “This guy gave his job talk in dialects. We need someone who can teach Freshman Greek 100.”
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pleased to report I've achieved recursive self improvement. Gonna use it to make some killer nachos.
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ew.
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Also a great moment in the musical, with mandatory wah-wah guitar.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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ZachsMind @zachsmind.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“There’s nothing more threatening than a girl with a guitar." - Joan Jett
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Joan Jett Rocks Out in Repo The Genetic Opera
ALT: Joan Jett Rocks Out in Repo The Genetic Opera
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
BREAKING: an otter has been spotted in New York's Bronx River, the first confirmed sighting in roughly 100 YEARS. The river was once too polluted for otters. Not any more. Steve wants to head down to the pub early to celebrate. Any excuse... 🦦
A nighttime black-and-white trail-camera photo shows Steve the otter standing at the edge of a riverbank under overhanging branches, circled in red.  

Text in image:  
“69°F   CAMERA 4   23 JUN 2026   11:42PM”  
“An otter has been spotted in New York’s Bronx River — the first time in 100 years.”  
“The river was once too polluted for them. Not any more.”
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State of St. Louis @stateofstlouis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And now for something completely different... Chicago White Sox Pope Hat Night
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Binface for everything possible!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
inverse.com
The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New: LinkedIn just introduced a "seems like AI slop" button. That's literally what the button says. The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
404media.co
LinkedIn Introduces a 'Seems Like AI Slop' Button
Following 404 Media's reporting on how LinkedIn is full of AI slop, the platform is giving users a chance to report it when they see it.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jimothy inspired me to take karate lessons in a suburban strip mall. Thank you, Jimothy.
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Finally, someone asking the important questions
YouGov poll asking if you think you could throw a baguette further than a naan bread
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don’t mind at all that there are people who don’t get that this is a quote from “Animal House.” But the assumption that I must be an idiot who doesn’t know anything (and the confident replies to that effect) is everything that is wrong with social media.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 19/07/2026
everything's coming up jimothy
drawing by greg pak of jimothy the tailless raccoon with short spine syndrome. jimothy's standing in a little grassy patch, giving us a little smile and thumbs up
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Updated my profile. Again.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pausa de Hidratacion
King Charles, an old white man in a suit, sipping a beer at a bar. The Chyron says “Pausa de Hidratacion”
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Maristella Feustle @mfeustle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One time I went to Tanglewood and I untangled it. They call it "The Incident."
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The Cottage Garden @simonecannon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A beautifully variegated example of a Zinnia elegans (often called Zinnia Peppermint Stick or Pop Art), Paducah, Kentucky, USA #FlowersOnFriday #Floralfriday #BloomScrolling #Flowers #Gardens
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“Canciones” is one of her best. But even after all the money Linda made for her label, they hated the idea of a Spanish-language album. “You owe me this,” she said. “Canciones” was for years “the biggest-selling non-English language album in US history, going double platinum and earning a Grammy” ✨
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How Linda Ronstadt fought — and won — a battle to release the Mexican 'songs of her father'
Linda Ronstadt wanted to honor her father's Mexican heritage with an album of Spanish folk songs. Her label put up a fight. Here's what happened next.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Tom Bradley Jr. @tbradleywrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OK, so Trojan horses are cool, but the Odyssey ain't got nothing on the Holy Grail.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s so fantastic and important and, yes, life-fulfilling that we get to have art! 🥹
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Joy @joyf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#ClematisThursday #Gardens This is the light I dream of in winter 🌱
Violet clematis blooms draped over my garden arch to welcome us to the vegetable patch
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Poocharé @poochare.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why did people in the past drive such old fashioned cars?
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oops!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/07/2026
This is Oreo. He will eventually eat the blueberry. But first he must establish dominance over it. 12/10 (TT: oreominibernedoodle)
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Alan Owlport 🦉 🎃 @alanallport.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Shocked that there’s so little discussion as to whether Count Binface’s title disqualifies him from sitting in the Commons
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 08/07/2026
Count Binface can win this! I'd love to see him at Prime Minister Questions!
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