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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm canceled for this one goodbye everyone
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Never in doubt, you can thank me for that.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20/06/2026
he was a great racer and a family man. he didn’t deserve to go out like this
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At the kids sports day. If you want to know what shame feels like, two dads in front are reminiscing about that sports day when that fat bloke with the glasses fell over and hurt himself in the dad’s race. Yep, that’d me.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lisan al-corgi has spoken
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Emoji-reacting “😲” to Teams message reporting active shooter in workplace courtyard
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Me when I realize I don't have a little treat because I was responsible at the supermarket
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Andrew Panton @andrewpanton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Whoopi Goldberg Super Mario Bros Deluxe save remained intact! We are continuing from where she left off and are finishing the fight for Whoopi!
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 12/04/2026
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person
Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses.

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**GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT**

Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell

leaflet text:

**ATKINSON, John**
Reform UK

John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services.

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**HENDERSON, Iain**
Reform UK

Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them.

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**MURRAY, Arthur**
Reform UK

Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces.

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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Here's what today's Premier League fixtures would look like if every team was named after the most common atmospheric gas in their town/city
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (12:30pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (5:30pm KO)
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Battle of Fishguard day, lads!
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
so sick to have a pile of vapid dogshit ai ads contrasted by a million puerto ricans living life in full color.
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Andrew Panton @andrewpanton.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Can't believe they got Mario to introduce the Seahawks
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mf-ulder.bsky.social @mf-ulder.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the platonic ideal of an excruciator mirror match #MTGA
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Play Magic @playmagic.com · 01/02/2026
🎉 Congratulations to Christoffer Larsen, winner of Pro Tour Lorwyn Eclipsed! 🎉 #PTECL
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I asked Paul George — who has come back from multiple major injuries — if there was any wisdom to pass on to Embiid to help during his process of getting back to himself. He deadpanned: “Drugs help.”
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Had a "whoopsie" in the feature match area this round for Standard. Dimir Midrange expert Mogged borrowed cards for his deck and had Black Sun's Zenith instead of Day of Black Sun. The players were trying to resolve the spell as printed when they realized it. 😅 #mtg #PTECL
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NBA @nba.com · 15/01/2026
UNREAL ANTHONY BLACK FASTBREAK DUNK OVER FOUR DEFENDERS 🤯
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mf-ulder.bsky.social @mf-ulder.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukAJ...
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE!!!!! IM OVER HERE TRYEN TO PLAY NORMAL SHIT AND YOUR DOIN SOME SHIT CALLED TREASURE TOKEN AND "SACK" LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE,,,, AND DA TEXT " I WILL NEVER PLAY CEDH I NEED MORE TURNS TO PLAY MY CARDS, I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THE COMBOS, LEAVE MY CREATURES ALONE, STOP, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! REAL MAGIC DECK'S ARE BRACKET 3 OR LESS " - LEGALIZE CHAOS ORB OR AT LEAST LET ME THROW SOMETHING ELSE ON THE TABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“You, boy, is big Tesco open on Boxing Day?”
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mf-ulder.bsky.social @mf-ulder.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
yeah dude www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54g...
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Magic: The Gathering World Championship 2025
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Lol what the fuck man 📸 Robby Marlowe/SLAM @robbymarlowe on IG
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formerly ross @craftyconsumer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)
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Andrew Panton @andrewpanton.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You can't gaslight me into thinking it's not butter
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/09/2025
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Wing Mario Hits the Pentagon
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mf-ulder.bsky.social @mf-ulder.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
he do be attending to a whale fr
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mf-ulder.bsky.social @mf-ulder.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
First 7 wins of Final Fantasy. Shoutout to the guy in my 6-2 game who tried to kicked chocobo kick my animated ride the shoopuf with their scorpion sentinel but it lost it's +3/+0 because they bounced their land and then conceded, i owe ya one. #MTGA
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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HoopsHype @hoopshypeofficial.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Josh Hart on fouling THJ during final play of Game 4: "Did I make contact with him? Yeah, I made contact with him. Was it legal? I don't know. Will let the 2-minute report say that.”
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Cut to Paul George looking at his podcast equipment like it's the Green Goblin mask
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Noah Gragson is hanging out with the Rizzler and they tried to get Chris Myers to do the Rizzface
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
George Bush giving a thumbs up on an aircraft carrier in front of a sign reading mission accomplished
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Ashtyn Butuso @ashtynbutuso.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Nico harrison: j kidd and i are aligned on this trade. we arent gonna last ten years here Jason kidd:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
FRANKIE LUVU
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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Remake gladiator but in modern day. A victim of a US war ends up getting drafted into the NBA and kills the president in a dunk contest
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Linguistic Society of America @lingsocam.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The American Dialect Society Word of the Year: RAWDOG To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #LSA2025
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