katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 06/12/2025i’ve been suffering in silence for too long now. but i’m finally speaking up. hopefully me sharing my story will give others the courage to do the same. 619317
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 14/10/2025he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :) 323211
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 17/08/2025men these days need to spend less time painting their nails and more time harassing women online 11284
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 13/07/2025what’s going on with my “balls” and, in some cases, my “penis” 519512
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 30/06/2025this is who shows up if you post something satirical on bluesky 1589188
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 04/06/2025the guy who works at at 7/11 said to me “i love quagmire’s house. i like the way he arranged things. that guy is such a pimp” 51483
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 11/04/2025got drunk one night and ordered these card sleeves. i liked them because they confused me. is the turtle “daring to dream big” because it’s eating a taco? idk. i don’t get it. i don’t like them now that i’m not drunk 101432
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 11/03/2025apparently i am “a danger to myself or others” because i said i want to kill myself and also other people 735138
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 11/03/2025a wise man once said to me, “you have great promise, but you lack discipline. a fight without purpose can never lead to victory” so i punched him for no reason and guess what i fucking won 11108
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 24/02/2025“i am become meme” ok… he’s officially a freaking genius. i don’t expect many people will get that joke. it’s a reference to a scientist named Openhimer 2448915
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 11/02/2025every year i stop 5 potential mass shootings from happening by having sex with guys that are weird 2588542
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 02/02/2025you see her at the local cafe, she jumps out of a ball and starts attacking a dog. how do you open? 926425
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 02/02/2025so many gorgeous women wanting to talk to me. they all are inviting me to watch them sex cameras and nude videos. this is because they are drawn to my traditional masculine values and strength. liberal men will never have this. because everyone is becoming girls now 1594764
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 21/01/2025guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute 854343
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 18/01/2025“this is bi erasure” i know. i’m trying to erase them. their time is up. 41924
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 06/01/2025what about edward furniturehands. and they’re like chairs and stuff 41806
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 06/01/2025i hope you are all having a good new year so far. cause i’m fucking not. day 5 and i already got my dick and balls stuck in a revolving door. the police had to get involved 118017
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 20/12/2024it’s very easy to win “try not to cum” games. where most people go wrong is they start jacking off 871781
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 20/12/2024the green guy from the super mario games would get molested in real life 710210
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 20/12/2024my bf is all mad at me about his christmas present. yeah ok i guess i’m wrong for loving you and being thoughtful and assuming you’d want a penis enlarger. fucking ridiculous. 21648
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 13/12/2024one time my friend said something a little bit mean to me so i made the group chat photo a picture of his ex gf’s new boyfriend 31895
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 13/12/2024they should call that guy Edgar Allan Poem!! because of all those poems he did. 416311
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 13/12/2024turns out that violence is actually usually the answer 420618
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 05/12/2024its nice here. so many posts that are just like “how’s everybody doing” and everyone replies “i’m pretty good” 82241
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 05/12/2024it’s so awesome be off twitter and to have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about 1863832
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 03/12/2024those people who were afraid of the first train footage were probably retarded 131474
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 04/07/2023i love freedom. i love the flag. i love putting the flag in my mouth. i love sucking on the flag. i love wrapping the flag around my cock. but most of all, i love this dang country 🇺🇸 72179
Reposted by katieagnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 04/07/2023DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~ 221639
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 02/07/2023hi it’s me, Gay Elon Musk, i should definitely kill myself but right now i’m sucking another man’s cock 417512
Reposted by katiekatie @skatie420.bsky.social · 27/05/2023hi it’s me, Gay Mr. Beast. i’m giving a thousand men blowjobs 1651582
Reposted by katieRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 02/07/2023"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that. 1563718789
katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 28/06/2023there ain’t no problem in life that can’t be solved by killing yourself 1514
