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Left the old bad place. My heart beats on the left side. I write stuff at metavulture.com I love birds and typewriters.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/09/2026
Capitalism is the thief of joy.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
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The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026
And that baby green dragon? Sir Jesus Christ.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026
Why is getting a medical scan so anxiety inducing the day before? Is it that it's a Friday and so I shall not learn the results until next week?
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Bird Screaming 'Aaa Ahh'
ALT: Bird Screaming 'Aaa Ahh'
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You mean like the 1-2% election that saw Kamala Harris run to the center explicitly to get that imaginary "1-2%" 'Centrist' voters and managed to lose the Popular Vote as a Dem for the first time since John Kerry?
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 06/09/2026
🪶Today is International Vulture Awareness Day! Vultures don’t conform to typical societal beauty standards. I think we need to look beyond outward appearances. Better yet, why not embrace what makes us unique? #internationalvultureawarenessday #birdart #vultures
Vulture with a rose garland illustration
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/06/2026
He-Man being an ally.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 04/09/2026
6 weeks ago an ER visit for lung issues that kicked it off a constant breathing problem, and now I've got an upper respiratory tract infection. Fuck's sake. I just want some sleep.
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Lydia Rose @lydz.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
What the fuck did I just read?
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 29/08/2026
I HAVE EATEN SO MANY FACES I HAVE DIABETES STOP FEEDING ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - The Leopard from the Leopards Eat Face Party
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/08/2026
Oh. Y'all is a controversy now? Y'all'd've been better off not opening the beast. You'd've kept the peace. Y'all'dn't've'd this trouble if y'all'd've just let it lie. But no, somebody had to go making a stink. Now here we all are, and y'all'll be dealing with the fallout.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 26/08/2026
So I'm looking into making my own ozone filter. Activated carbon can work but it only absorbs it. I'm going to buy a big ol cube that is made of manganese dioxide and see if I can't turn my bedroom into a lower ozone zone. It appears my lungs have betrayed me, and O3 is the cause. Now to catalyze.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 26/08/2026
THIS TIMELINE IS BULLSHIT IT TOOK PARTON AND CURRY AND NOT THAT OTHER PERSON WE ALL KNOW SHOULD GO
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 21/08/2026
THE GRANOLA HAS SALMONELLA NOW?
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/08/2026
THIS IS HOW I DISCOVER THAT SKA IS STILL ALIVE? AND IT'S... GOOD!? Holy shit. I feel like I am young in the 90s again.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/08/2026
Also, this slaps incredibly hard too. Yes I am still on my Masters of the Universe arc.
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The Legend of Eternia (from "Masters of the Universe")
YouTube video by Brian May - Topic
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/08/2026
Today has been such a shitty day. Have some music that makes me feel better. I can't feel down when I have my childhood 'Empathy Sleeper-Cell Programming' on.
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He-Man (Full Version / Stereo)
YouTube video by Snout Major
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/08/2026
"Weeks after the incident on 15 July, Bossier Parish officials unanimously approved a proposal for one of the country’s strictest bathroom ordinances against trans people." Well to hell with Bossier Parish and the people who voted for this bullshit. I hope nothing but insolvency for them.
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Trans couple ‘beaten by mob for using bathroom’ arrested instead of their alleged attackers
A trans couple in Louisiana says they were assaulted outside a public restroom, only to be arrested while their alleged attackers walked free.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/08/2026
One thing I'll miss about summer is the light, the smell of the fresh rain upon the baked dirt. That feeling of soft dirt that collects at the corners from breezes before you swish it away. I will miss the proper heat, so brief now, replaced by the dome heat that feels wrong. I will miss the sky.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/08/2026
I know too much and with that comes the knowledge that I know very little. At least the small spiders are good, the brown leaves of fall make pleasing sounds, and the screams of the dying planet are hard to hear when my ears thrum from anxiety. The fall is coming, and so is autumn. And depression.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/08/2026
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Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf
Alt: Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 09/08/2026
I have recently found I can have extremely low lactose cheese. Which is better than no cheese. I successfully ate a Swiss cheese sandwich. I don't really like swiss. I was never honestly a fan. But after 2 years of avoiding all cheese? Oh my god it was delightful.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 08/08/2026
About those Epstein Files...
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 08/08/2026
Most annoying thing any shopping platform can do is email you after you browsed and looked at something. "Forgot something you meant to purchase? You didn't put it in your caaaart" From the top of Mount fuckoff go fuck yourself store. Now I'll never buy it from you, store. I will buy elsewhere.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 06/08/2026
Sometimes the anxiety is strangling me.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 05/08/2026
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Soviet Synthwave
ALT: Soviet Synthwave
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 01/08/2026
I got added to a blocklist for leeds fans, and I am very confused, I don't know what the fuck that is.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/07/2026
Lindsey Grahamcracker goes to Extra Hell
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/07/2026
You come in MY HOUSE!? YOU BETTER COME HEAVY! I WILL END YOU! I WILL DESTROY YOU! I WILL HAVE NO MERCY AND NO REASON TO HOLD BACK! HAVE AT THEE! They fly on my head (just before disaster): Bzzzzt
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Lydia Rose @lydz.eurosky.social · 28/07/2026
Because it bears repeating and I can’t find it in my saved, posting again. www.lemkininstitute.com/single-post/...
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Experts Warn U.S. in Early Stages of Genocide Against Trans Americans
Genocide scholars say policies targeting transgender Americans match early warning signs of mass atrocity.This piece has been updated from its original email version.Genocide scholars are sounding the...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
old.reddit.com/r/drawing/co... Look at this majestically chonky honse drawing
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honse
honse a practice for shading and all, speeddrew in around 30 minutes (?)
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/07/2026
I still can't fathom why some people feel like they have the right to tell someone else they're wrong for being who they are. If you were assigned something at birth and that's not who you are today, then so be it. Become the real you. We should celebrate and aid the journey to being whole.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/07/2026
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social I feel like they're heading to your location. RUN!
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 15/07/2026
Mitch McConnell returning to the senate as a brain in a jar
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/07/2026
Conebutts vs Coneheads (2027) starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Zendaya, Tom Holland and Jared Leto. Directed by Steven Spielberg with a score by John Williams. Critics have said "What the fuck am I watching" and "Holy shit, did everyone drop acid making this?"
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
hmmmm
Ditto Mitch
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 13/07/2026
What if we feed this Podcast feature the most insane bullshit possible, and see how long it survives? I hear a guy named Ted wrote some things...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Homer in the stands with his family whilst he was hassling Ned Flanders coaching scene.

Marge: "You know, Homer, It's veryeasy to mock Lindsey Graham's death."

Homer: "Fun, too."
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/07/2026
IS THIS A RIPCON 2 OR 3? PLEASE ADVISE
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The universe saw Lindsey Graham getting a bit TOO used to being alive and said
A giant pulling Superman back by his undies
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/07/2026
I propose a solution. A Moostronaut Program.
Cow in crappy photoshopped space pack on the moon looking at earth with the same dejected face as on earth.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/07/2026
I agree.
The face of Diarrhea (it is RFK Jr)
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/07/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 01/07/2026
"SSPX Consecrates Bishops in Defiance of Rome’s Schism Warning" THE CATHOLIC SCHISM! DO DO DO DOOOO!
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Ross Geller's Final Countdown Meme
Alt: Ross Geller's Final Countdown Meme
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 01/07/2026
JOHN ADAMS: I have been in this century for ten minutes. Ten! And this is what you sought out!? On this devil's lantern no less!? BEN FRANKLIN: It found me! It's quite the feat, this speaking-glass! Look at the detail it shows! ADAMS: Show me not this demon glass Ben! ME: GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!
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