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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 30/09/2026

AI could never match Dr. Otto

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/09/2026

Capitalism is the thief of joy.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 21/09/2026

Sometime in the not too distant future:

Giant Duck Uprising spares the old man who fed the ducks.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 21/09/2026

I hope you will continue on and on and on as they bring me much joy.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 21/09/2026

The baby bird feed is almost exclusively your posts and I love these baby birds

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 20/09/2026

He also does how to videos and shows how to make the cheeses, which is why the Italians got so worked up

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 20/09/2026

It just ended. But yeah, I want to make my own cheese.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 20/09/2026

I watch his channel. I found him pre-covid slightly. He's very calming. Gavin Webber He's actually live right now with one of his QA cheese making streams. He's the Bob Ross of cheese.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 19/09/2026

My mom's shepherd thinks boops are the signal to start shepherd talking. "Boop" "Aaaaauaghhuughghguaaaraaauuughghaaauuururuuuu woof."

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...

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The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever

Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026

You don't chat with AI, you slop with it. Slopbots. Slopping. Slops.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026

I've been hearing these the past couple of days. Wonder why?

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026

And it burns burns burns, the ring of-oh fuck I dropped it shit shit shit oh fuck oh shit

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026

And that baby green dragon? Sir Jesus Christ.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026

Why is getting a medical scan so anxiety inducing the day before? Is it that it's a Friday and so I shall not learn the results until next week?

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Bird Screaming 'Aaa Ahh'

ALT: Bird Screaming 'Aaa Ahh'

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/09/2026

Purely informational, make sure he talks to the fire department about smoke contaminants and what he should toss vs what he should keep. Smoke carries carcinogens and anything that can absorb it becomes a "hot" object that will continue to be dangerous unless it can be properly cleaned or disposed.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026

George W. Bush’s new book of paintings of political prisoners. The book of political prisoners by George W. Bush. The political prisoners painted specifically by God's own George Warcrimes Bush.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026

It was supposed to happen in 2024.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026

Fuckin Kirks always ruining everything. I mean, except for Captain Kirk, but he's the exception that proves the rule.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026

You have nothing to lose but your chains.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026

Were not even close to making rocks think yet. We've only gotten to mimicry. Maybe that's as far as he's gotten too.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026

People in pain find outlets, and those outlets are in creativity, in art, in philosophy. I expect a complete renaissance once the transphobic shitasses are stopped for good. The old world struggles against its own demise while the new world struggles to be born. We should help the old world die.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026

How cruel it must be that he will live the rest of his life free while the rest of the country is chained irrevocably to the decisions and actions he made on our path to hell.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 15/09/2026

"I got my ass beat with Sockem Boppers!" "You look fine." "No, my literal ass was beaten by Sockem Boppers"

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 15/09/2026

Oh no! The US avoids nuance? It feeds off of barely ingested headlines instead of learning about the finer details of how some vaccinations should be handled? Are you telling me the USA is ignorant? How shocking! (this is in jest, I am perpetually disappointed by my country)

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 15/09/2026

Turns out I am a "NETWORK ERROR"

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You mean like the 1-2% election that saw Kamala Harris run to the center explicitly to get that imaginary "1-2%" 'Centrist' voters and managed to lose the Popular Vote as a Dem for the first time since John Kerry?

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 11/09/2026

Dear Customer, We regret to inform you that due to a production line issue with the software that came with your Super Oven 999, the 9's were upside-down in the code. Please avoid setting the oven to 357, or it begins a process that summons Ovodoker, the Oven Demon. Thank you, Fuckitol Corp.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 08/09/2026

It's a clots and prayers situation

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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 06/09/2026

🪶Today is International Vulture Awareness Day! Vultures don’t conform to typical societal beauty standards. I think we need to look beyond outward appearances. Better yet, why not embrace what makes us unique? #internationalvultureawarenessday #birdart #vultures

Vulture with a rose garland illustration

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 06/09/2026

Vultures are beautiful birds (I'm not biased at all!)

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 06/09/2026

What a sweet little gooberpuff!

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 05/09/2026

A good flautist can play you a butt tune.

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