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MetaVulture

@metavulture.com
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Left the old bad place. My heart beats on the left side. I write stuff at metavulture.com I love birds and typewriters.

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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 04/10/2026
Look at who I found during a night walk! #owl #bird They were looking for a snack around 8pm!
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 30/09/2026
AI could never match Dr. Otto
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 21/09/2026
Sometime in the not too distant future:
Giant Duck Uprising spares the old man who fed the ducks.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/09/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 08/09/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 02/09/2026
With a small loan of 200 billion dollars I can fund the things I want to (Engles style)
Engles
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 29/08/2026
I HAVE EATEN SO MANY FACES I HAVE DIABETES STOP FEEDING ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - The Leopard from the Leopards Eat Face Party
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 22/08/2026
Jerry wtf
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 08/08/2026
About those Epstein Files...
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/07/2026
I edited this for something else, but god damn does it fit here too
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/07/2026
Lindsey Grahamcracker goes to Extra Hell
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 19/07/2026
Horse in bed with phone
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 15/07/2026
Mitch McConnell returning to the senate as a brain in a jar
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/07/2026
I propose a solution. A Moostronaut Program.
Cow in crappy photoshopped space pack on the moon looking at earth with the same dejected face as on earth.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/07/2026
I agree.
The face of Diarrhea (it is RFK Jr)
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/07/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 07/07/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 03/07/2026
I also have the escalation of said meme.
SO MANY FLAGS
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 03/07/2026
Would you like to borrow a Denver Broncos penalty meme I made last season?
THE HORSE HAS BEEN FLAGGED TO DEATH
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 30/06/2026
Comrade
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 27/06/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/06/2026
For anyone looking to see a cool movie on a hot day this week, please go see Masters of the Universe. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, of course, and for me this was a beautiful movie. Sadly it's not doing so great, so I suggest witnessing it in a theater before it is too late!
Skeletor needs those TPS reports
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/06/2026
We are past the halfway point in June. Is it Gowron time? I think it's Gowron time.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/06/2026
Basically this
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 12/06/2026
He-Man being an ally.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/05/2026
I resurrected Windows ME just so I can die on the Oregon Trail II tonight.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/05/2026
I am glad I grew up watching Star Trek, TOS, TNG, DS9, etc. I wish more people would have learned the god damn message.
Star Trek was always "Woke"
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 10/05/2026
And now I can't walk you out in the morning dew my friend I guess it doesn't matter anyway
Album Art for Smooth Noodle Maps (1990)
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 10/05/2026
I mean... They're a party filled with respectible bi-partisans like Holden Bloodfeast.
A respectable bi-partisan
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 07/05/2026
WTAF @microsoft.com This is the worst Captcha ever made. I hold your little button down over and over, and nothing happens. I try the accessibility challenge that holds it down for you, and it still fails. I tried it on Chrome, Edge, Firefox and on mobile. I have tried it on four different computers
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 04/05/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 04/05/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 30/04/2026
I believe in trains, trans, train trans and trans trains.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 29/04/2026
Huh? Am I bad at math?
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 29/04/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 29/04/2026
The site seems to call you wrong if you do not take this "fourth path". I would advise to scrutinize this closely, as I have misgivings myself about Dugin. When a piece of ideological content tries to test, judge, and/or shame for not agreeing, it usually reveals more about the ideology than you.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 28/04/2026
Need I say more, comrade?
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 23/04/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 21/04/2026
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 10/04/2026
How does this even apply to a gif of Donald Glover saying "Good" in response to a news event...?
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 03/04/2026
Mussolini, abandoning his principals for capital
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 31/03/2026
My general feelings at all times.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 22/03/2026
I made a thing.
Wallet
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 21/03/2026
Welcome hell.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/03/2026
What the fuuuuuuuuuuck Normal people DO NOT RAPE PEOPLE
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 18/03/2026
We found him.
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 16/03/2026
I mean just look at Moses B Cotsworth! How could you not trust a man who exudes the aura of Mad Scientist Who Was Right!? YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT! YOU KNOW 13 MONTHS & 13 FRIDAY THE 13THS IS THE RIGHT THING! AFTER WORKER'S LIBERATION THIS IS THE NEXT MOST IMPORTANT THING! I NEED THE FIXED CALENDAR!
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 14/03/2026
Glory to you and your circle!
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 11/03/2026
IF IT'S A CUMULATIVE UPDATE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE MORE SHIT TO UPDATE FUCKING GOD DAMN YOU I WANT TO GO HOME
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MetaVulture @metavulture.com · 11/03/2026
Fucking MOVE FORWARD, what are you DOING! THIS IS YOUR FIFTH REBOOT YOU MONSTROSITY
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