merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yall ever get a sunburn on your lips? Guess who forgot lips are made of skin. 110
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve been in Yellowstone this weekend, here’s me with Beehive 0100
Reposted by merrin🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota. 121121915183
Reposted by merrindrivingrl @drivingrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026New official Dallas Stars hashtag, everyone. Spread the word. 091
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The A plot of 4x8 of Star Trek Strange New Worlds is almost criminally bad. Like someone should have consequences for this. 120
Reposted by merrinJason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every time Jordan Binnington messes up, an Angel gets its wings. 0142
Reposted by merrinBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit 14505109
Reposted by merrinGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20/09/2026everyone who cancelled Murder Besties should walk into a volcano 33520120
Reposted by merrin👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 309163473178
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This shit pisses me off Wordle 1,918 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
Reposted by merrinBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s true, he might be the only pope ever with a real sense of the divine because he’s the only one who’s definitely seen a sizzling plate of fajitas enter the dining room of a gringofied Mexican restaurant 1869157
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you have daily contacts how many days are you wearing those contacts because I thought I knew the answer and then I talked to my coworkers 500
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There is no fucking way that eerie is the correct spelling of that word, nyt. 010
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026United Airlines employees can stop thanking me for my patience and understanding bc I am not patient and I will Not Be Forgiving. 170
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I was going to go to bed earlier than this but the little guy I was running around with in my video game up and fucking died and this is like, a story game and not, like MarioKart so I had to sit on my couch and cry. 040
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026That’s what happens with the face eating leopards, you dumb dumb 000
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don’t even remember what it’s like to not have the most embarrassing president in modern history. 080
Reposted by merrintejaskatie.bsky.social @tejaskatie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My friend @merrin.bsky.social made the mistake of making a joke on tumblr about the number of fics it takes to be considered a rarepair and is now enduring this in her inbox: 111
Reposted by merrinWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton 378154034303
Reposted by merrin𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton spent 80 years proving you could have big hair, a bigger heart, a brilliant mind and absolutely no patience for anyone who underestimated you. She gave us unforgettable songs, free books for millions of children, and enough wit, rhinestones and kindness to light up Tennessee. 246132752238
Reposted by merrinkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT 88204216220
Reposted by merrin👻McBoo🎃 @mikemcgehee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026you fucking missed again, dipshit 1165
Reposted by merrin🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared. 158393208504
Reposted by merrinPaul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026[P] Even ignoring her tremendous contributions to music and entertainment, just spend a few going through at the "Philanthropy" section of her wiki. *That* is how to live a life. RIP to a genuine American treasure. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_P...en.wikipedia.orgDolly Parton - Wikipedia 151569352
Reposted by merrinGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20/08/2026I have been dodging the thread with the "mild ADHD" guy running the goal posts all over the globe, but I just stumbled across this one and I am begging someone to tell me where we sign up for the cleaners & personal carers that apparently comes automatically with a diagnosis 😭 30816108
Reposted by merrinCZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The interrogation is just a master class in “dudes think everything is flirting”. If he’s recounting her words accurately, she told him in every polite way she could to leave her alone and he took it as playing hard to get. Why women pick the bear, example 245,837,936. 47631
Reposted by merrinDr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Until there are real, actual, physical consequences, this regime will continue to destroy lives unabated. Screaming "but it's a crime" doesn't matter to criminals. They know. They also know no one has stopped them yet. 231877714
Reposted by merrinMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026what you will hear actors, writers and directors etc bleat is -- when you translate it from self-pity word salad -- "I don't want you to make me feel bad about the active decision I made." nah. they knew better and did it anyway. no part of that is on us 052571
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Pictures are working again! Post something stupid from your phone. 030
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: hi I’m routine allergy shots 020
Reposted by merrinJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/08/2026We keep dying and yet never get to being dead, we are Zeno's social media 2578436
Reposted by merrinNoah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i've been covering national security for decades, on and off. i've never heard of anything like this. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comUSS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment – reportsAircraft carrier’s crew in ninth month at sea and has spent record 250 days consecutively without making land 28257932058
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As a fat person who read all of the Heated Rivalry books I’m begging y’all to learn what stocky means and that it isn’t the same thing as fat. 3172
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Nothing more humiliating than trying to prove to an automatic soap dispenser that you are present in your human body and being told you’re wrong. 050
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Word of advice: don’t forget your fucking IDs when you go to the airport. But IF YOU DO, they have a system in place and I got to test that this morning. Shout out to Austin Bergstrom TSA I guess 🤣 230
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’m watching Jurassic World Dominion bc Dr. Grant was in it and I did some googling and I’d like to apologize to the writers for scoffing at dinosaurs in snow bc that is not at all this movie’s worst offense. It isn’t even an offense apparently big lizards are fine in snow. 111
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD ONES I had to choose between Mansfield Park, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Frequency but honestly I gotta go withstatic.klipy.comTvresidence Center Stage Ballerina DanceALT: Tvresidence Center Stage Ballerina Dance 120
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Went to a San Antonio Missions game last night and had the unbelievably weird experience of being handed four small unlabeled bottles of what I was told was cooking oil on the way out. I have so many follow up questions. 241
Reposted by merrinCake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 09/07/2026were these people all dropped on their heads or is it lead paint chips but ffs what is wrong with these fucking people 2327
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Romance edition: Julia Quinn Lisa Kleypas Lily Mayne Ruby Dixon Tiffany Roberts 161
merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Also joke’s on you Texas ledge, can’t make me verify my age when I have a VPN. 060
