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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i can’t believe my favorite band the Communists with their platinum record We Are A Bunch Of Communists are a bunch of communists
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how are Rage Against the Machine still managing to shock people with their politics that band is 35 years old. are people shocked that woody guthrie was a leftist too? going on god’s own internet all ‘you’ll never believe what i just learned about karl marx’?
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I never worry about chapped lips bc I am never without multiple kinds of chapstick/lip oil/etc I just forgot to use the one with spf in it :(
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall ever get a sunburn on your lips? Guess who forgot lips are made of skin.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been in Yellowstone this weekend, here’s me with Beehive
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your food takes are so bad sometimes
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure but I have two married friends who met playing it in college in New England somewhere
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not caught up on Disco bc I so aggressively don’t care
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh man I didn’t care for Off Hour. The soap opera episode was my favorite 🤣
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve liked more than I’ve disliked but the lows have been real low. Quick which ep has been your fave
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drivingrl @drivingrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New official Dallas Stars hashtag, everyone. Spread the word.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The A plot of 4x8 of Star Trek Strange New Worlds is almost criminally bad. Like someone should have consequences for this.
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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time Jordan Binnington messes up, an Angel gets its wings.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
K cup display with peppermint bark coffee and peppermint Swiss miss in goddamn September
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20/09/2026
everyone who cancelled Murder Besties should walk into a volcano
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OMG hell yeah I should
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was very excited to find every single Star Trek film on Delta’s in flight entertainment this morning
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This shit pisses me off Wordle 1,918 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dwight Schrute: It's True
ALT: Dwight Schrute: It's True
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope that pedantic asshole on a power trip has the day he deserves.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently in Texas there’s a 10% over rule so you can, in fact, get a ticket for going six over the speed limit. Mother fucker.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuuuuuuuck the police but don’t actually fuck the police
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s true, he might be the only pope ever with a real sense of the divine because he’s the only one who’s definitely seen a sizzling plate of fajitas enter the dining room of a gringofied Mexican restaurant
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Girl that’s wild
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dailies aren’t even meant to be worn more than one day.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Right, but ones that are made to be worn 24 hours!
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ummmmmm that feels like malpractice tbh
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lmao truly! There was a kid my friend was an RA for in college who slept in his monthlies one too many times and ended up losing his eye
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NOPE
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can’t believe you did that for 10-15 years that is INSANE.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lmao BUDDY I am so glad you got lasik bc that’s a good way to lose an eye
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay so now I’m thinking my coworker is the outlier, good.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She’s like “they’re so expensive!” and I was like . . . so get the monthlies?
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dude when I was in college on of my friends was an RA when a freshman slept one too many nights in his not rated for sleeping contacts and ended up losing his eye.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same! But dude one of my coworkers wears her for a month!
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’s been posting daily on instagram
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you have daily contacts how many days are you wearing those contacts because I thought I knew the answer and then I talked to my coworkers
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There is no fucking way that eerie is the correct spelling of that word, nyt.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Purple connections today is diabolical
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m on the ground again in the correct city and will shortly be burying myself in a hole but there is a special kind of rage that awakens in me when someone apologizes for something they aren’t sorry for and will do nothing to prevent in the future and have done nothing to compensate me for now.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was supposed to be home five hours ago.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
United Airlines employees can stop thanking me for my patience and understanding bc I am not patient and I will Not Be Forgiving.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was going to go to bed earlier than this but the little guy I was running around with in my video game up and fucking died and this is like, a story game and not, like MarioKart so I had to sit on my couch and cry.
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s what happens with the face eating leopards, you dumb dumb
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Whatever I had prepared myself for, it wasn’t THAT
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merrin @merrin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don’t even remember what it’s like to not have the most embarrassing president in modern history.
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