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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 26/08/2026

I can finally reveal that in July I was NOT invited by Rockstar to playtest GTA6 and that tomorrow is my birthday but I’m going to miss the official reveal and subsequent hype because I’m going to be on a campsite for the next 4 days. Fml #gta6 #grandtheftauto #cyberskeet #extendedlook

Ai slop of me in a gta6 style poster. The ai made a good attempt but has made some sort of weird ghostbusters x captain disillusion hybrid tshirt for some reason.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 21/08/2026

If only Chris Jarvis was on Bluesky #flutteringkite

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/08/2026

Betteridge's law of headlines strikes once more.

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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

currently working on an add-in for Word that includes an AI watermark in things I write myself, so that when I am called on my bullshit I can blame it on Claude.

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/08/2026

Bin Cuntface for Count Binface

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/07/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.

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Observing The Place Jim

Alt: London’s a bit quiet today innit?

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/07/2026

If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 18/07/2026

Did you sneak a goatse onto a news article again? @robmanuel.b3ta.com @b3ta.com

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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 15/07/2026

put up the licence fee QR code now, you cowards

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 15/07/2026

On the plus side at least we don’t have a situation where Starmer is sat watching the World Cup final next to Trump only for Burnham to take over half an hour after the match.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/07/2026

Well that’s rather shit news to wake up to… #samneill

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/06/2026

It’s finally dropped below 30° in my bedroom and is a much more pleasant 28.5° this morning. After the last few days of consistently 33°+ when trying to sleep this isn’t actually that bad.

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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Sun comic from a couple of years back. We do not get on.

six panel diary comic drawn in felt tips.

Panel one: small pink naked person wakes up and it's already too hot.

Panel 2: ANGRY STARING SUN

Panel 3: Small pink person is less naked now and goes out to tell the sun they hate it. The sun says it hates them more.

Panel 4: SCREAMING SUN

Panel 5: The sun says fuck you

Panel 6 The sun says FUCK YOU ALL.

Side panel running the full length of the page: Angry sun face and flames radiating down the page.

Dear reader, I know the sun can't hate me and that climate change is a human problem. But when it's 35+ out there and you haven't got air conditioning it sure feels like the sun hates you.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 24/06/2026

It's finally cooler outside than in, windows and doors open. Well done people, we made it. Same again but a bit worse tomorrow yeah?

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/06/2026

I see @sainsburys.bsky.social are selling ai slop “art” on T-shirts to capitalise on World Cup fever. Shameful. #worldcup #fifaworldcup #aislop

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 22/06/2026

@katebevan.com Daphne is gonna be on her 7th, 8th pm? Utterly unprecedented.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 22/06/2026

Unless the “red lines” are crossed it’s inevitable.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 19/06/2026

My biggest concern about the Makerfield by-election is that Chris Spargo is going to have to make some hasty edits to his videos featuring the part-time YouTuber introduced in his Sim City video

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 17/06/2026

The deal goes to a different school!

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

in France the culture is to let children have a glass of social media with their dinner

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Being on Bluesky is in itself a form of age verification.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/06/2026

American Currency Green.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 09/06/2026

Compare and contrast to the predominantly online ai generated slop and scammy products in 2026.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 07/06/2026

Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this? #looKFCmaxxing

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 01/06/2026

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

The most recent cat photo according to my iPhone. Technically the second but the actual most recent is a cow that the photos app has miscategorised.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

A man in the 19th century wearing a chicken suit. It has feathers, a full on tail, and even shoes shaped like chicken feet

A chicken suit currently for sale. It's just a smooth white zip-up onesie with no tail, no chicken feet, and just some flappy thing under the arms and some striped leggings. Pathetic

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Studios need to give $10 million to 20 promising filmmakers, instead of spending $200 million on yet another identikit CGI effort that inevitably won’t even come close to making back the budget

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/05/2026

Saddened to hear of the passing of ex BBC Somerset presenter Emma Britton today. Such an inspiration www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Tributes to former BBC local radio presenter Emma Britton

Emma Britton spoke openly after being diagnosed with stage four lung cancer last April.

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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I hope this isn’t true. There are times when it’s more important to put country before party. This is one of them. Burnham’s longstanding commitment to a fairer voting system could transform our democracy & counter the dire threat of a Reform UK government elected on a minority of the vote

theguardian.com

Greens suggest they will properly contest byelection in blow to Burnham

Statement follows speculation party would not field candidate in Makerfield or barely fight seat

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

COMPETITION TIME! You could win the first 4 prints from my monthly Snail Meow Print Club. (Plus cat bung hole sticker) RT + follow to enter — winner picked Thursday at 2pm. Or just join the club here: less than a tenner with FREE worldwide postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub