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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 02/09/2026

Sometimes even the same actors…

Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 26/08/2026

I can finally reveal that in July I was NOT invited by Rockstar to playtest GTA6 and that tomorrow is my birthday but I’m going to miss the official reveal and subsequent hype because I’m going to be on a campsite for the next 4 days. Fml #gta6 #grandtheftauto #cyberskeet #extendedlook

Ai slop of me in a gta6 style poster. The ai made a good attempt but has made some sort of weird ghostbusters x captain disillusion hybrid tshirt for some reason.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 20/08/2026

I’ve always been amused by this venn diagram

Venn diagram showing nerds, dorks, geeks and dweebs.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/07/2026

If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/06/2026

I see @sainsburys.bsky.social are selling ai slop “art” on T-shirts to capitalise on World Cup fever. Shameful. #worldcup #fifaworldcup #aislop

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 22/06/2026

@katebevan.com Daphne is gonna be on her 7th, 8th pm? Utterly unprecedented.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 22/06/2026

Unless the “red lines” are crossed it’s inevitable.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 01/06/2026

The actual most recent “cat” photo according to my iPhone.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 01/06/2026

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

The most recent cat photo according to my iPhone. Technically the second but the actual most recent is a cow that the photos app has miscategorised.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 08/05/2026

My collection of snailiens is growing nicely. 🐌

Snailiens… alien snails. Made by Lawn of the Dead in the UK.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 01/05/2026

Post your warning sign

No ghosts. Confirming to the standards set in ISO 7010 (prohibition signs). 🚫👻

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 17/04/2026

Code doesn’t work :(

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 05/04/2026

Just so unbefitting of a FIFA peace prize recipient.

Truth Social post from Donald Trump:
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 05/04/2026

I often google ‘Michael Gove images’ for the lols.

A newspaper clipping of an article when Michael gove visited a local cider bottling factory. The photograph is taken side on with gove holding a bottle to sniff with his left arm. His right arm is to his side but there is an unflattering finger visible near the crotch area giving the appearance of a micro penis.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 09/03/2026

A chance to win a bunch of Makita stuffs ! wn.nr/FbcCTDU

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/02/2026

You mean like the ISA gala Scientology awards?

Platinum Invictus award (for donations to Scientology orgs of +$60 million)

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 26/02/2026

For me his legacy is the photo that was in the local Newspaper when he visited a cider factory.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/02/2026

The Oliver twins are going to be at the Bristol video game convention at the end of the Month. Proper fangirling about it.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 11/02/2026

This is my age verification. #RuneScape

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 31/01/2026

These booking systems prevent households from having clear outs or performing home improvements, they prevent garden work from occurring and as every weekend slot gets booked up inevitably increases flytipping.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 30/01/2026

Final Update: A pair of tickets were sold at the last minute. At least it wasn’t entirely empty. #Melania #MelaniaPremiere

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 30/01/2026

Update: with just 5 hours to go the lone ticket purchaser has now cancelled their seat for tonight’s evening premiere screening at my local Odeon.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 30/01/2026

Plot twist: turns out 2 of those seats are reserved in Screen 7 for every screening of any film at that cinema for as far as I can look forward implying that there might be an issue with them rather than genuine tickets sold. So actually it could just be 1 ticket sold for the Melania premiere!

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 29/01/2026

Update: A third ticket has been sold today for the premiere screening of Melania at my local Odeon. For some reason, they have opted to sit next to someone who was previously sat alone.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/01/2026

There are two seats sold for the #Melania evening screening at my local Odeon... And they aren’t even sat together.

Odeon cinema screenshot showing only two tickets sold.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 11/01/2026

I’m too concerned about identity theft to give my photo ID to any adult websites, so the internet safety act has forced me to result to some unlikely sources of erotic fiction… 🦊 🐓

A children phonics book about a fox and a cock.

It reads:
Fobbs is a daft fowl cock. It walks past the fox. It forgets that foxes are fond of fowls.
The fox follows Fobbs. The fox will have this fowl cock for dinner.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 11/01/2026

2025 Sainsburys round up is in…

I was (or rather my daughter was) the #5 most consumer of bbq beef super noodles in Frome.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/12/2025

Last minute panic buying for the wife…

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 22/12/2025

"In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"

A Ku Klux Klan meeting, 1920s… or maybe 2025, hard to tell.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 21/12/2025

Can you believe it’s been a year since I went to New York.

A photo of █████ Tower, New York I took in December 2024. Somewhat entertaining other residents and tourists was a man dressed as ██████ █ █████.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/12/2025

I’ve been playing #RuneScape for too long to fall for this luring scam.

“… try this wilderness in a corner. It will bring your much happiness”

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 10/12/2025

Let’s be honest this is peak train livery and nobody can change my mind 🇬🇧 #greatbritishrailways #britishrail

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 04/12/2025

How can an operating system still in use by so many ATMs be considered retro.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 18/11/2025

When Trump eventually releases the files…

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 18/11/2025

Old man yells at cloudflare

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/11/2025

Get out of my head!!!! lol

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 26/10/2025

The “art” in those ai colouring books don’t even make sense and often can’t actually be coloured. All the lines are blurred, smeary or just mushed together. Colouring books have 1 job and the ai fails at that.

Ai colouring book “art” that can’t even be coloured. Screenshot from a YouTube video by Jazza.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/10/2025

My Skycorp Home Video merch came in today. 📼 #drugfreeteen #devilslettuce

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