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Matt Sims

@mercifull.com
317 followers 1.1K following 582 posts

(Ex)Viral poster, “comedian”, radio producer, cosplaying dad, failed YouTuber, 80s fanboy & one of the UKs lowest ranked pinballers. Views expressed are my own. @Mercifull in most places.

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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/09/2026
Fascisms most powerful enemy… nimbyism
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 07/09/2026
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Mansplaining: A Man Has Arrived
Alt: Mansplaining: A Man Has Arrived
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 02/09/2026
Sometimes even the same actors…
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 26/08/2026
I can finally reveal that in July I was NOT invited by Rockstar to playtest GTA6 and that tomorrow is my birthday but I’m going to miss the official reveal and subsequent hype because I’m going to be on a campsite for the next 4 days. Fml #gta6 #grandtheftauto #cyberskeet #extendedlook
Ai slop of me in a gta6 style poster. The ai made a good attempt but has made some sort of weird ghostbusters x captain disillusion hybrid tshirt for some reason.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 21/08/2026
Bikes and buses? Diabolical.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 21/08/2026
If only Chris Jarvis was on Bluesky #flutteringkite
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 20/08/2026
I’ve always been amused by this venn diagram
Venn diagram showing nerds, dorks, geeks and dweebs.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/08/2026
*PowerBI reports have entered the room*
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/08/2026
Betteridge's law of headlines strikes once more.
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
currently working on an add-in for Word that includes an AI watermark in things I write myself, so that when I am called on my bullshit I can blame it on Claude.
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/08/2026
Yeah I was being facetious to find something good that’s just over 10 mins. I hate the over reliance on video. YouTube is terrible for 20 minute videos for something that would take 3 minutes to read, or 4 hour video essays.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/08/2026
Free Bird is 10:07
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Checkmate, Nige.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/08/2026
It took a few revisions to get it from my head to skeet haha.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/08/2026
Bin Cuntface for Count Binface
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 12/08/2026
Then if we could get a simple toggle to Show/hide Ai persona that would be fab
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 11/08/2026
And he made sure it was the old air force 1 aircraft as well. Wouldn’t want anything to happen to his new shiny Qatari jet.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 29/07/2026
Tories such as Robert jenrick, danny Kruger, Andrew rosindell, Lee Anderson and suella braverman?
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 28/07/2026
She totally thinks it was for erectile dysfunction now.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
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Observing The Place Jim
Alt: London’s a bit quiet today innit?
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/07/2026
Algorithm: I can see you watched a video of a kitten for 27 seconds, here’s a video of a black family being racially abused by a white woman in a red hat with her baps practically hanging out.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/07/2026
And if it’s a video you were sent you’d better be quick at exiting as soon as it’s finished playing else you’ll be bombarded by an endless stream auto playing the most fascist and misogynistic reels you’ll ever see.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/07/2026
Have I found… THE jacket? @captaindisillusion.bsky.social #nichecosplay #captaindisillusion
Me standing in front of my van wearing a vintage yellow jacket.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/07/2026
If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses.
The edge city climb, New York.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 23/07/2026
She’s replacing him with Michael Green.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 18/07/2026
Did you sneak a goatse onto a news article again? @robmanuel.b3ta.com @b3ta.com
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 15/07/2026
put up the licence fee QR code now, you cowards
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 15/07/2026
On the plus side at least we don’t have a situation where Starmer is sat watching the World Cup final next to Trump only for Burnham to take over half an hour after the match.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 13/07/2026
Well that’s rather shit news to wake up to… #samneill
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 10/07/2026
The websites and platforms are complicit. Those scam ads have been around for years. But they bring in the £. TikTok shop the same dropshipped tat sold with lies.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 10/07/2026
Ding dong…
Anne widdecome dies ages 78
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 02/07/2026
Perhaps he’s planning to announce rejoining the SM then there should be more than enough. 🙃
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 01/07/2026
But are sovrinty!
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 27/06/2026
It’s finally dropped below 30° in my bedroom and is a much more pleasant 28.5° this morning. After the last few days of consistently 33°+ when trying to sleep this isn’t actually that bad.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 26/06/2026
This is footage from the robot half marathon event in Beijing earlier in the year. It’s real footage albeit crunchy from compression artefacts. www.itv.com/news/2026-04...
itv.com
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 25/06/2026
Took daughter to Sainsbury’s last night about 9 just so she could cool down before bed.
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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sun comic from a couple of years back. We do not get on.
six panel diary comic drawn in felt tips. 

Panel one: small pink naked person wakes up and it's already too hot. 

Panel 2: ANGRY STARING SUN

Panel 3: Small pink person is less naked now and goes out to tell the sun they hate it. The sun says it hates them more. 

Panel 4: SCREAMING SUN

Panel 5: The sun says fuck you

Panel 6 The sun says FUCK YOU ALL. 

Side panel running the full length of the page: Angry sun face and flames radiating down the page. 

Dear reader, I know the sun can't hate me and that climate change is a human problem. But when it's 35+ out there and you haven't got air conditioning it sure feels like the sun hates you.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 24/06/2026
It's finally cooler outside than in, windows and doors open. Well done people, we made it. Same again but a bit worse tomorrow yeah?
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 24/06/2026
I see @sainsburys.bsky.social are selling ai slop “art” on T-shirts to capitalise on World Cup fever. Shameful. #worldcup #fifaworldcup #aislop
Ai slop of a lion in football clothing.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 22/06/2026
@katebevan.com Daphne is gonna be on her 7th, 8th pm? Utterly unprecedented.
Just the best floof.
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 22/06/2026
Unless the “red lines” are crossed it’s inevitable.
Brexit killing off PMs
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 19/06/2026
My biggest concern about the Makerfield by-election is that Chris Spargo is going to have to make some hasty edits to his videos featuring the part-time YouTuber introduced in his Sim City video
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 19/06/2026
Maclunkey
Rory Stewart
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 17/06/2026
The deal goes to a different school!
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Matt Sims @mercifull.com · 16/06/2026
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Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
Alt: Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
in France the culture is to let children have a glass of social media with their dinner
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Being on Bluesky is in itself a form of age verification.
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