Reposted by normal orb Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was not ready for the name of the guy who invented the thermometer pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... 2757562
Reposted by normal orb the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 833746513
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026call me a dirty commie or w/e but I think you shouldn't be able to vote in congress if you also would not be deemed competent to stand trial. 010
Reposted by normal orb Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed 832480486
Reposted by normal orb Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored. 201110702285
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026People still reheating Idiocracy takes in 2026, god bless 010
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i hate the liberty biberty man. I hate him with my life 010
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026but the guy who sold me this petard swore I could never be hoisted with it! www.tmz.com/2026/08/28/m...tmz.comKanye Exec Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE in LouisianaMilo Yiannopoulos has been apprehended by ICE in Louisiana ... TMZ has learned. 000
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026they’re calling it “the best sad dad mail day of the year” 000
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 27/08/20265) Stupid sexy Flanders 4) I sleep in a big bed with my wife 3) I’m losing my perspicacity! 2) Hey! Those kids are trying to learn for free! 1) I’m not a nerd Bart. Nerds are smart. 020
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026At age 46 going to the gym 3-4 times a week is fuckin exhausting so big respect to this lunatic 020
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Live version of Add It Up from this record is the definitive one for me 020
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026its the Hannibal Burress/Cosby thing all over again. Sometimes a well-timed reminder of a forgotten fact is all it takes. 010
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026god this reminds me of my idiot former boss. back in the days when people said "web 2.0" he would brag to people that our very basic and normal website was "web 2.0, but really more like web 3.0 or 4.0" 010
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wonder if the kids who won’t talk to him anymore have any opinions about this 010
Reposted by normal orb Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026just for fun, here are excerpts from Zuck's letter about the metaverse in 2021 including hits like: all your objects will be holograms, we gotta support NFTs, and, actually verbatim, "Our hope is that within the next decade, the metaverse will reach a billion people" about.fb.com/news/2021/10... 1422689
Reposted by normal orb Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin... 295114802682
Reposted by normal orb Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026male loneliness epidemic is here to stay 1532308368
Reposted by normal orb pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is 1344427504
Reposted by normal orb A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026George are they perhaps like rebellious woodland creatures attacking sophisticated imperial forces with slingshots and wooden spears? 281053174
Reposted by normal orb Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They could have made this map any color. 743124641
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I've been through so many platform enshittification cycles now that it no longer seems worth it to meaningfully participate in *any* online social medium. Always feels like just a matter of time before EvilCorp swoops in to fuck it up. 000
Reposted by normal orb lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2026i should be able to walk into any electronics store in america during normal business hours, put five dollars on the counter, and get to immediately peel the plastic off a TV 1760726
Reposted by normal orb Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026What an incredible photo of the scorekeeper for the Durham Bulls. 524213741
Reposted by normal orb Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My anti-TERF origin story was in the 90s when I was a kid I noticed that everyone that fucking sucked was a bigot and everyone that was cool (Kurt, Stipe etc) was not. 531421
Reposted by normal orb Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this is a masterpiece 247210888225
Reposted by normal orb Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026this looks like an extra tough captcha test 384211749
Reposted by normal orb 21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn. 195222233258
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I don’t think any of us are ready for S7 of On Cinema to enter the mainstream 010
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Besides not wanting yet ANOTHER screen in my life this is one of the main reasons I am all in for physical books. Cheap, user-friendly, and above all, yours. 000
Reposted by normal orb andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 03/04/2026Just think in 100 years family heirlooms will be garbage from amazon with brand names like TFANYKO 20874173
Reposted by normal orb Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover. 133461427
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026A lot of people are dunking on this but even more people should because it’s very stupid 010
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026One of my current faves fits youtu.be/vc-PsAzH21w?...youtu.beJoyce Manor - "I Used To Go To This Bar"YouTube video by Epitaph Records 000
Reposted by normal orb Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Just saw an ad for the new Google Pixel and the focus was how good the AI was and the example they showed was a guy at the store holding up a bunch of cilantro to his camera and the phone telling him it was cilantro. Bro they already tell you that at the store. 1061670
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Gotta go with Find the River but it's a long, long list 131
Reposted by normal orb Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/08/2025I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein 494364944
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025masterful strategy -- if there's one thing I know about conspiracy theorists, its that you just have to give them a tiny slice of information and then they're completely satisfied. won't hear about this again i think. 000
normal orb @menacingorb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025lowkey best thing about criterion is how it lets you watch the credits in quiet reflection instead of plunging you into another movie 5 seconds after you're done with what you're watching. 020
