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@lapsybae.bsky.social
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voted most combopilled catgirl of 2025 24 | she/they | bi 🏳️‍⚧️ this place is practically a diary for random thoughts I have enjoy at your own risk pfp: @ricecreamart.bsky.social | banner: bittersweet album cover

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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 2h
TURBO JACEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Mins @minsminsmins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is just a normal nyc guy. You could go out to Union Square right now and see like 3 of him playing chess.
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wotc releasing Lorwyn Eclipsed
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m at the reality fracture. I’m at the deadlock content update. I’m at the combination reality fracture deadlock content updateeeee god tomorrow is gonna be so busy aaaaaaa
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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reebert @rueghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
amphoroooooos art trade piece with @gioscalie.bsky.social
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
making "FRA testing 2/3" rooms on cockatrice while bored again, going back to the old me to try ideas
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Cauliie🌻 @fluffylilllama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goth Ivy
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
excited to psychokill people this weekend
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Autumn @themoonsage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MADE TOP 8 OF THE STANDARD CHALLY TODAY WITH STOCK BOROS ENERGY! WE'VE NEVER BEEN SO BACK?????
2 Basilisk Collar
2 Cavern of Souls
4 Dain's Company
2 Doc Ock's Tentacles
4 Dragonfire Blade
4 Dwarven Mauler
4 Inspiring Vantage
4 Kili the Resourceful
4 Lavaspur Boots
4 Leyline Axe
4 Plains
2 Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo
4 Sacred Foundry
4 Sunbillow Verge
4 The Lonely Mountain
4 Thorin, Mountain-king
4 Warden of the Inner Sky

2 Chainsaw
3 Erode
4 Rest in Peace
2 Shattered Acolyte
2 The Queen of Dale
2 Voice of Victory
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
A black-stained kettle and pot sit on a stovetop. The Pot, ashen and charred, says: 
"hey kettle, you filthy fuck. nasty ass. Looks like someone is charred and black with ash and soot today. I wonder who."
There is a closeup of the Kettle, stretched to fit half of the whole bottom panel. it says nothing, as it is an inanimate object, which makes its apparent offense all the more impressive
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Reuters @reuters.com · 17/09/2026
New cat species identified in Bolivia, first in over a century reut.rs/4yIJjwO
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New cat species identified in Bolivia, first in over a century
A diminutive wild cat that inhabits Bolivia's cloud forest has been identified as a previously unknown species, marking the first time a new living cat species has been formally named and described ​in more than a century.
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
surprisingly this is accurate magic fan art for the deck where Freya is played. neat.
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Martina Montrasi @rododea95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So proud of Lili 🖤 #mtg #mtgfracture #mtgfra #magicthegathering
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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つかさ@ポケモン @tsukasa3104.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#ハバタクカミの日 過去絵ですが、おめでとう💜
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 14/09/2026
we're making music that'll fucking kill you
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 14/09/2026
when assessing the pros and cons of different social media platforms just remember. the mnemonic. Instagram is for glitz and glam Bluesky is for true guy X is for Sex
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As of today, I am on the Magic: the Gathering Pro Tour. no funny statements this time, thank you all so much if you all but interact and yap with me about life and/or Magic. I deeply appreciate you all and even if you don’t play Magic, you are part of the reason I made it in the first place. 💜💛
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
8-1 at RC Baltimore, job’s not finished
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And thus, a new generation gets to learn about state-based actions.
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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😘💙
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Jarvis Yu @jkyu06.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
finally, thalia can be a Top ... .... enabler
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joy 🌙 @dietranch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
welcome back indeedee!
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
she’s so strong
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
what zelda will look like in 2026
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killian @craterdogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
happy Rising event my shit's hard like 9/11 and my heart burns like jet fuel
a screenshot of npcs in Limsa Lominsa.
npc 1: My loins throb like Dalamud! My heart burns like Megaflare!
npc 2: You have such a way with words!
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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MelTheNoGoodScoundrel.com @melfunnysmell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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매요내주 @nomain050.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
살랑
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
went to five guys for a milkshake and had to participate in the time honored tradition of drawing a little thing for the world to see. I drew farigiraf cause she’s my goat and I felt like it would make for a funny image :P
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Young stroker the body snatcher @nio-elva.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
paige doodles #deadlock
i wonder what she is reading
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 02/07/2023
hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baltimore VGC testing is going **great.**
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"what if sisyphus figured out how to have fun with pushing the boulder uphill" that's magic
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horse (disambiguation) @horsecrimes.diy · 05/09/2026
"what if sisyphus figured out how to have fun with pushing the boulder uphill" that's mahjong
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COMMS CLOSED 🧃🔥 @chilijuicebox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trying to get back that rhythm! 😭🔥 #kasaneteto
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i hate proving northernlion right in this regard but women do really be loving sushi. had salmon sushi today and i’m still laying around feeling happy about how good it was
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𝑉𝑒𝑖𝑙 𝑋𝐼𝐼 🏳️‍⚧️┃𝐶𝑂𝑀𝑀𝑆: Closed! @dawningveil.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MORE Petra !!! 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️💙🕸 #Art │ #PetraParker │ #SpiderMan
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🐰The Ingenious Doll of La Hamcha🐰 @hamirapingpong.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
that's just goodslop. you only like it because it's [i shudder and my eyes roll back into my head. a breath i didn't know i was holding forces itself out of my lungs.] i have to beg lord Zhuge Liang to steer clear of Wuzhang
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blee @tane.us · 21/08/2026
thinking about when i saw this sign at a farmers market and lost my shit because i recognized it from twitter
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
week and a half till the magic RC > Pokemon regional Baltimore double header woooooo!
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
We Hurt People
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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lapsy @lapsybae.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gartic phone might be the best game ever created and it isn’t close holy shitttttt
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