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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Nope
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
What are you doing @npr.org
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Yall better not get my hopes up about it Happening for no good reason
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Tan dog with dark snoot waiting to be booked.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Two of my faves
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Same
Tan pitty dog with dark snout who is deciding snuggle or bite?
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
What
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s your day today friend
Sickos guy going yes
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Critics?
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Missteps?
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Are you in memory care too? Do you know what year it is and who is president??
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This is the correct content
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Got em
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Good night sweet Darth, see you in the spring
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hitting the button to launch the nukes
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I felt this one in my bones. Such a good episode.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My foster dog, who never pays any attention to cars, barked at one we walked by in our neighborhood.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Reported
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/11/2024
joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Good luck little meatball, I hope they are your people 💜
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Not again
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.)
We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told!
Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them.
Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world.
Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.”
“But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on!
Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know.
I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so.

That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
If you see this post a bird
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Show me your pet and what they're names for
Puppy names KikiKiki's delivery service
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Me watching everyone at the potluck eat the dish I brought.
Moo Deng looking curiously behind a tree.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Happy Fat Bear Week to those who celebrate.
Fat Bear Week bracket.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
What is wrong with you
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
My foster dog Relish! Adoptable through Second Chance Pets in NC.
White dog on a fluffy white blanket, with a red blanket on him.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
I did not get one for June. Checked spam too.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
No one really wants a better smartphone. They just want their dog to live 50 years. Fucking get with it science
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
"Always Has Been space meme" where the first astronaut is saying "wait, I am worth of love?" and the second is standing behind with flowers saying "always have been"
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Our dog had the same symptoms and we managed it with Selegiline. Studies say it works in 70% of dogs, we were lucky it helped ours.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Darth! Welcome back!! I am fostering this loveable land seal Ariel
Brindle colored dog in the backseat of a car.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Civilians checking the What’s Hot feed
The dean looking at a computer screen saying, “This better not awaken anything in me”
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Erin A. Snider @erinsnider.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
I wrote for Newsweek about my experience miscarrying in Texas after Dobbs. Democratic erosion and authoritarianism aren’t abstractions happening elsewhere—my story & that of countless other women are reminders that they happen every day in Texas & in other states. Polisky Gendersky Academicsky
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I miscarried in Texas. My doctors put abortion law first
The pain is so blinding that I think I'm hallucinating. After Dobbs, lawyers, not women's lives, are now the overriding concern.
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Melba @melbakit.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
run free snowfie
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
HAPPEY SOLSTICE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLETEIN DRINKEN A COLD ONE AND CHILLEN OUT BECUASE ITS NIGHT !! "DA VACATION OF DA DAYTIME" AND NO ONE CAN ARGUE DA NIGHT TIME IS WHEN YOUR GONNA HAVE DA BEST THOUGHT'S ,NO REFLECTIONS ON SCREEN'S YOUR TRYEN TO WATCH ,NO SUNBURN, NO SPOT IN THE SKY THAT YOUR NOT ALOWED TO LOOK AT, NO ONE EVER MADE A STONGHENGE THAT WAS ABOUT HAVEN TO WAKE UP AND GO TO WORK, THAT THINGS 100% FOR NIGHT TIME ,AND DA TEXT SAYS "NO LIGHT NO PROBLEM I LOVE DA SOLSTICE BITCH I HATE THE SUN BITCH, IT SHOULD BE NIGHT ,ALL DAY FOREVVER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
I think I can say with a clean conscience I’m not a shameless biden shill but to me the main reason you vote for him is the opportunity to vote for somebody better in 2028 will not exist if he loses
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18/12/2023
i am usually not this thirsty, but this took me hours and is my last thing of the year. if you share you will receive 800,000 smile points
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Give me the Panera suicide juice
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Call your representatives and tell them to go fuck themselves.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
HAPPY SAGITTARIUS SEASON, GIRLIES! ✨👹✨ LET’S GET FREE!!!!!!
washingtonpost.com
Henry Kissinger, who shaped world affairs under two presidents, dies at 100
He was the only person ever to be White House national security adviser and secretary of state at the same time. He also became the target of relentless critics.
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