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David M Porter.

@megatherium616.bsky.social
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Guitar guy in Employed To Serve. Grimdark acolyte. Embittered Cynic New album 'Fallen Star' out April 25th via Spinefarm Records

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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
If ever I was a contestant on Love Island, I can guarantee you that by week 1 I would have created an infernal and wretched altar to the dark gods out of all the other contestants innards. The British public would also not vote me out for it
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Nasa astronaut on ISS, caught this sprite over Mexico and the US this morning. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. Source: NASA Astronaut Nichole Ayers
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
There's a pet psychic who got called out on Tiktok for being a fraud (getting every detail of the pet owner's life wrong) and the pet psychic responded saying that the pets must have been lying to her
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Was a bloody pleasure!
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So our new album ‘Fallen Star’ is out now. Extremely proud of this album, and tour last week was a ton of fun. Looking forward to playing more of these songs in the very near future. Hope you enjoy
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".
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Oculus Imperia @oculusimperia.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
These are the wealthiest elites in the most powerful nation that ever existed. Believing in meritocracy in 2025 should be considered slightly less naive than believing in Santa Claus
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What if an innocent person is executed? The death penalty is absolute caveman nonsense and does nothing for anyone. It does not bring back the dead. HOW’S THAT FOR A HORROR STORY STEVE
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Also, if you're the kind of person who feels the need to comment "waaaah I prefer their old stuff" on any of our new songs/videos, think for a second. Get up, have a stretch. Take a deep breath. Then don't do it
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
New single 'Fallen Star' just dropped. Our most Carl Sagan video yet. Shot in the heart of a quasar (allegedly) youtu.be/U96kQD238lU?...
youtu.be
Employed To Serve - Fallen Star
YouTube video by EmployedToServeVEVO
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
gom
@gOm
me: say a big number.
millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. can i have participation trophy now duhh Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Thinking of the term "mould on a rock that got to think". Then read about the current mould problem in UK houses, plus the mould problem I've been having in my own place, and concluded that we're actually just "mould on mould that's got to think (about mould)". Shit rocks
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/02/2025
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I can never take the threat of Chinese propaganda seriously when I see Joe Rogan supported by Spotify and multiple huge corporations having a hundred times worse and bigger influence on people around me than anything China or any other government could even dream to imagine
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
"AI" programs like chatgpt have zero intelligence going on, they do not know anything, they have never had a thought, they don't understand the things they say, they will tell you false information, they are not capable of verifying anything they tell you
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Also, if you've been enjoying 'Atonement', please give us a vote in the Metal Hammer poll for best tracks of the week. If we win, I'll tell you about how jetlagged and over caffeinated we were during the filming of the video (hint: extremely). www.loudersound.com/features/bes...
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The 12 best new metal songs you need to hear right now
Dream Theater, Killswitch Engage and Electric Callboy lead a stacked week of brilliant new metal singles. Plus, vote for your favourite!
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Finally got hold of some Heretic Legion models from Trench Crusade and I am so hyped that I could implode in on myself like a neutron star
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Saw a reaction video for Atonement where one of the hosts was asking why we as a band suggested that Will Ramos sing that last verse. So, just to clarify... we didn't (he just kind of... added it). And secondly, we liked it and thought it was cool. Mystery solved
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Tomorrow. 5pm GMT youtu.be/Ut1AcpPPOS0?...
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Anywho, Employed To Serve are off on tour with @celestialsanctuary.bsky.social and @burnermetal.bsky.social in April. I’m gonna go out on a whim here and say there might be a riff or ten. Good ones too
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Constantly jumping in my head between "Elon Musk is doing this because he stands to gain financially from being a fascist", to "he literally radicalised himself craving for the attention of Nazi's". It's both isn't it?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
biden could have brought about a ceasefire, stopping the massacre of palestinians and seeing hostages released on both sides, at any point in the past year. he didn't because he didn't want to, and it's only happening now because he's leaving
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
His whole presidency was like Bruce Wayne talking about how Batman needed to do something bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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Mon Mothra @flobbert.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
capitalism filters the most short-sighted and cruel members of society to the positions of greatest power, those qualities being necessary for prioritizing short-term shareholder value over less important things like the planet not going on fire
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yeah I’m posting about this again because it pissed me off. Oh the lamentable Dems who so offended the tech billionaires unlike Republicans who uh threatened them with life in prison. Maybe they’re just rightwing dipshits! Maybe that’s the case!
CNN
CNN
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Trump Threatens Mark Zuckerberg with
'life in prison'
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Getting reminded how useless mainstream press is at dealing with the far-right as Elon starts attacking Norway. He shares some bizarre conspiracy theory about immigration posted by some neo-Nazi and our press reports it with the headline "Elon Musk criticizes Norwegian immigration policies"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
saw a post saying the hiroshima bomb was necessary to end the war, feel again obliged to point out that it was not. what they actually mean to say is 'to end the war with japan accepting an unconditional surrender,' something which is also not true but at least more arguable
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
There is a genre of person on Bluesky who will post things like, “I thought this site was supposed to be better than Twitter but it turns out you can’t even talk about feeding children into the torment nexus without getting yelled at”
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I mean, yeah. That’s Elon Musk 🤣
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This, but with Orca. Also the Orca have legs and live on land now
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
“Spleen Black Metal” is such an awesome title for a song
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Been speaking to Sammy recently regarding the worst Metallica lyrics. My personal choice has to be; “I hunger, I hunger, I eat!”
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I enjoy Winchester as a city, but why must it insist on not updating its phone signal infrastructure post Norman conquest
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Ed Solomon @edsolomon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Favorite Steven Seagal (true) story: A writer goes in to meet with him and he’s behind his desk crying. “Are you okay?” the guy asks. “I just read the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read in my life,” says Seagal. “Who wrote it?” the guy asks. To which Seagal replies: “Me.”
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Was not expecting to find the best modern example of class consciousness in the comment section of a Ben Shapiro video, but here we are
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Posted this guy on Instagram, but the algorithm there has decided to absolutely obliterate it for some unknown reason. Let’s see if it does better here #grimdark
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David M Porter. @megatherium616.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Applying streaking grime to Black Legion miniatures whilst listening to ‘A Theft’ by ‘Still’ might actually be my new religion
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