iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 6h

There’s a post making the rounds instructing folks to use leaf blowers to blow tear gas back into ICE goons’ faces and the first comment under it was a warning against blowing leaves because animals need them for nesting. I cannot believe they just let us access this website for free wow

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Because I am not salty enough, I am about to try one of those saltwater float tanks for the first time. Clownfish activities

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just remembered the time I attended a goth show and a girl approached me and told me that her mom, who she had brought along, had referred to me as “that hippie girl,” making the argument that she and I were the only *real* goths there because we “just wanna be comfortable and we don’t give a shit”

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Missed a call from Idiot Sister #2 during my pre-dinner nap yesterday. Found out from my mom that Idiot Sister #2 had accidentally sent a text shit talking Idiot Sister #1 intended for my mom…to Idiot Sister #1 and now they are of course fighting. So she was trying to drag me into all of that. Nope.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026

This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We are just gonna have to bring those nice, SHARP, heavy duty hat pins back into style. For…fashion purposes. Yes. Purely for the aesthetic, of course.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026

A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It never ceases to amaze me that the sort of men who claim women are too impulsive and emotional to be leaders are the same ones who swear sober men become completely incapacitated in reason and empathy in the presence of a drunk woman.

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every once in a while, I will encounter a fellow millennial in the wild who makes me go, “No no no, The Youts are not ridiculing us anywhere near enough.”

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If yall heard a commotion it was just me. I was doing a wall sit and Jim Morrison the Cat decided to skulk underneath me, stand up on his hind legs, and DIG HIS CLAWS INTO MY BUTT. I think I made up some new swears but I can’t remember so feel free to use ‘em if you heard them a couple counties over

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Adding bejeweled fringe to my SI belt like Zara Larsson so every time my knee buckles it looks very 💎 aesthetic 💎

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Zara Larsson Heart

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Once in a blue moon, someone will be like “omg your cats have all J names, is that because of the Duggars?? 🥹” and I have to be like yes, Brenda, except none of my cats are sex pests and also one is literally named after the betrayer of Christ but SURE! Juuuust like the fuckin’ Duggars.

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Donald Kimball: No Duh Why Didn't I Think Of That

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jfc they’ve enshittified the Burt’s Bees tinted lip balm. Now it’s, like, the vaguest *suggestion* of color in a “meh” balm. We should just give up, frankly

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We watched The Room this past weekend and my husband keeps doing the unnerving Tommy Wiseau chuckle. Y’all better come collect this man before I end up on the news

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Tommy Wiseau The Room

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/09/2026

JD Vance is using AI to kick hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance. These are AI death panels.

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The dumbest assholes you went to high school with are over on facebook using ai to merge faces with their partners and then arguing about whether the result looks like their actual living and breathing kids. That they have already. Multiples, in some cases.

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This girl helping me at the pet store (who could not have been older than 27) said it’s her birthday tomorrow and I said oh hbd and she goes “yeah I’m gonna be sooooo old” I was just like

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Dorothy Zbornak's Pissed Off Glare

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No I am not currently making my cat his very own batch of chicken stock (chicken bones only, of course) to encourage the little goober to drink because he has the most stubborn bladder crystals known to man. Why would you ask me that, that’s so crazy

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

post created in a lab to piss me off specifically

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy #Caturday! Jade Desdemona would like to know exactly who is responsible for placing her likeness in this snowglobe my husband got for me 🧐 #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky

A smoky black cat looks at you accusingly with big green eyes. She is sitting next to a Halloween themed snowglobe featuring a black cat next to a witch’s hat.

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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Patients with ADHD will no longer be formally diagnosed. Instead people will be encouraged to say ‘oh, he’s just a bit, you know,’ while doing a new hand gesture designed to indicate, you know, that he’s a bit like that

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My Macklemore story is that shortly after we moved to Nashville in 2015, he was scheduled to perform in town and my husband and I were driving around the morning of his concert. While stopped at a light, my husband asked, “Oh and who is this posse?” in reference to a group of folks crossing with

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Whenever I think my posts are stupid I remind myself of this sizable ig account I found where this girl is 🎀 optimizing her life 🎀 by having ChatGPT make lists of stuff for her to do and her “pitch” is just that she’s offering FREE (yes, free!!) prompts to do the same. Not advice on, like, actually

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you are also up at 4:30 am looking at home hair gloss treatments no tf you are not go back to sleep megan (…unless anyone has a good color rec)

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Brands are so embarrassing. I saw this reel where a lady was talking about self-care tips for when your body is stuck in survival mode basically and this optometry account slid in the comments with “and don’t forget that eye exam! Wink wink” Babe examine yourself if you can’t see how cringe that is

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Watching the Beverly Hillbillies movie for the first time in 25+ years and can someone please tell me why the hell Jim Varney is kiiinda 🥵🔥 as Jed Clampett?! Dammit now I have to come to terms with some things about myself

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How You Doing Wink

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Ugh do not tell Megan anything she will talk shit about you on the internet” Yeah and I will be real amusing about it, too. What’s your point

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Adrien Brody: What's Your Point?

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Judas Kevin would like you all to know that he is surrounded by absolute fools on this #Caturday. #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One thing they don't warn you about as you age, is the phenomenon of watching your male peers become the types of bumbling, incompetent partners and dads that the sitcoms we grew up with would have us write off as lovable goofs with canned laughter as a balm for the (rightful) indignation suffered

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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

With love and gratitude to the canine heroes. 🐶❤️

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“I asked Claude, and…” oh yeah?? well I asked my inner critic whose name is Claude as well because she’s also a dumb bitch who doesn’t know shit

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have never owned a humidifier whose nigh impossibility to clean could convince me that it was not, in fact, secretly manufactured by Big Mold specifically to sabotage my respiratory system

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yesterday I was already feeling pretty grim about ✨ the state of things ✨ and then this morning I awoke to my family members doing their typical foolery in my text messages. So anyway when is ai supposed to kill us all? …and can we like expedite that a little bit or

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings

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Megan Brown @megantbrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This actually pains the hell out of me because yall know I never want to defend a (wealthy, celebrity) man on the timeline but some of your takes on Nathan Fielder are kindaaa

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Hard Blink: Oh Really?

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