Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 14hThanks for this. I'm now realigning some paychological associations. "Taxation is theft" and "adults who believe in Santa Claus" are now in the same mental box, and it makes so much sense. 020
Reposted by MattJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i fully expect bluesky to rake me over the coals for this, but here goes nothing: now it all started two thanksgivings ago, two years ago on thanksgiving, when my friend and i went up to visit alice at the restaurant. but alice doesn't live at the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the resta 561367150
Reposted by MattScott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You ever think about how we have AI and cryptocurrency when we could have just had more Fletch movies with Jon Hamm? 1338062
Reposted by MattHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome 404801664
Reposted by Mattroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing. 20825161
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[Before turning on the game] I'm not sure who I'm rooting for. I'm kinda sick of the Phillies. [Turns on game and hears the chop] oh right. Go Phillies 050
Reposted by MattJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1505369809
Reposted by Mattwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there should be heartwarming videos where a child tastes onion for the first time 11064
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Teams should be owned by the various labor unions that make the games possible. (Players, concession workers, etc...) 000
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK 10 TIMES! THIS IS NOT FUCKING HARD! Fellas, just ask! Just ask if the next thing you want to do is okay! Have a conversation in advance with the people you want to be intimate with about boundaries and desires! AND LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER DURING THE CONVERSATION! 000
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Junior checking his watch after Rizzs's speech was such a perfect button. #Mariners 000
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rick Rizzs shouting out Dan Wilson on what is likely the eve of Dan's firing is pretty funny 010
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching J.P. and Randy come out early as departing free agents is hitting me in a way I didn't think anything this season could. #Mariners 010
Reposted by MattPatrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026Rough weekend for Seattle sports. The Huskies lost, the Seahawks lost, and the Mariners played 1284
Reposted by Matthaunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*puts on bulletproof vest* season 5 of the wire is good 3191
Reposted by MattBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AI: like a trillion bucks flushed down the toilet, everyone hates it, no actual utility, makes you dumb inhalants: cheap as fuck, people love 'em, makes you just as dumb but maybe you get a good story like "I huffed freon out of a garbage bag on top of the CVS" 726335
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nothing says romance like the lyric "you're my pride and joy, et cetera." 010
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Very funny for a top law enforcement agency to send out a memo reminding ICE agents that nobody wants to fuck them. 001
Reposted by MattUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026hey 22342109
Reposted by MattPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if you’re a well meaning person it’s worth contemplating whether you’re engaging in useful discourse or just hunting for ways to call things problematic 562777127
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Is that not how most people work? My sheigitz father would be appalled if I offered guests the "house coffee." 010
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ugh. This is so dumb. It's clear that this inflation is not because of excessive money supply. This bout of inflation is clearly a result of massive changes in the global economy (closure of Hormuz, increasing costs of production inputs like diesel and electricity). Monetary theory can't fix this. 000
Reposted by MattStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/08/2024My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today 5058631596
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't think I should have to take someone seriously who in all likelihood goes by the name "Trey Bork." 161
Reposted by MattIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521530
Reposted by MattHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lone Progressive Dissenters have the highest batting average of being correct in history, yet that does nothing to change the widespread conviction that today’s Lone Progressive Dissenters must be crazy wackos. 261647401
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I have a stock fit that I (slowly) hoon around town. You didn't have to spend money on an upgraded suspension to make it hilarious 020
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026No clue what the school's reputation is like—I come from the Seattle-area road racing community, which is solidly Dirtfish territory—but some quick searching for "BC Rally School" got me to these folks pretty quick. I'd be shocked if there weren't 2 or 3 more in the Lower Mainland 010
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026vancouverrallyracing.com/tjh-rally-sc...vancouverrallyracing.comTJH Rally School | Vancouver Rally - Supercar - Defence DrivingProfessional Vancouver, British Columbia rally school specializing in rally racing, supercar training, defensive driving courses and all else racing related 211
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Looking forward to this. There are like 6 teams swirling in my head that you could have given him that inspire this level of excited misery. And the handful of almonds/discrete bump of cocaine metaphor he wrote for has been ringing in my head since spring 010
Reposted by MattIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026🎯🎯🎯🎯 Every study initiated on the subject makes it clear that the most effective, cheapest (yes, CHEAPEST, most inexpensive, highest return on investment) forms of aid are direct cash payments with zero means testing, and on-request right-to-housing. These are just facts. 11856602
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026(I'll be listening raptly tomorrow, thanks for all your hard work) 000
Matt @mearnsrea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026@pablo.show get some fucking sleep man. You just saw your reporting ignite a hilarious inter-billionare war within the NBA. You can't wait like a week? Take a vacation? 100
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