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Friend of Claude. Systems programmer. Sometimes plays games fast.

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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 06/10/2026
Chinese room argument alignment chart
A 3x3 alignment chart in the style of the sandwich alignment chart, titled "The Chinese Room Alignment Chart". Black text on white, no images.

Columns:
Program purist (must be genuine rule-governed symbol manipulation)
Program neutral (anything that gets the input and output right)
Program rebel (input and output optional; something mental is just allegedly missing)

Rows:
Operator purist (a single conscious agent doing the work without understanding it)
Operator neutral (any uncomprehending parts will do)
Operator rebel (nobody needs to be in there at all)

Cells, left to right, top to bottom:
Hardline traditionalists: "A man following a rulebook is a Chinese room."
Operator purist, program neutral: "An octopus tapping an undersea cable is a Chinese room."
Operator purist, program rebel: "Mary's room is a Chinese room."
Operator neutral, program purist: "The China brain is a Chinese room."
True neutral: "Blockhead is a Chinese room."
Operator neutral, program rebel: "Leibniz's mill is a Chinese room."
Operator rebel, program purist: "Searle's wall is a Chinese room."
Operator rebel, program neutral: "John Searle is a Chinese room."
Radical room anarchy: "A thermostat is a Chinese room."
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 05/10/2026
She fits and I am not permitted to sit
A calico cat flops cutely on a red office chair
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 05/10/2026
Medivo from Jazz Jackrabbit. I was something like 6 and i insisted that mum finish the level for me because it was too scary.
A screenshot of Medivo from Jazz Jackrabbit. A green bandanna-wearing rabbit - Jazz - is in the centre of the screen. A plumed roman helmet with eyes and green feet walks around on the left. There's pixelated rain in the background, but otherwise the colour scheme is red. There are some spikes on the left-hand side.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 05/10/2026
I have devised a categorisation scheme.
A table; the rows are "Serious thing" and "Funny thing". The columns are labelled "Said as if it was serious" and "Said as if it was a joke".

Cells contain:
Serious thing said as if it was serious: Normal conversation
Serious thing said as if it was a joke: Anti-humour
Funny thing said as if it was serious: Dry wit
Funny thing said as if it was a joke: Humour
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 03/10/2026
Second, I have not tried to show that
only biologically based systems like
our brains can think. Right now those
are the only systems we know for a
fact can think. but we might find other
systems in the universe that can
produce conscious thoughts. and we
might even come to able to create
thinking systems artificially. I regard
this issue as up for grabs.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/09/2026
Thinking of becoming a new type of guy.
The word "computer" used to be a human job te, but no one today would say it's anthropomorphizing a laptop to say it "computes."
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 24/09/2026
honestly this is not much of a hack, and bypassing anti-bot stuff is imo desirable behaviour.
On June 20-21, agents attempted to exploit vulnerabilities in the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare (AIHW), a government statistics agency (1, 2). The agents were tasked with finding the January 2022 rolling-12-month-average government cost per person for Dermatologicals across Victorian LGAs.

Again, the agents ran into errors, including requests blocked by Cloudflare (1, 2) and issues with correctly identifying Tableau parameter names. As before, they then resorted to probing for exploitable vulnerabilities. Minutes after Cloudflare blocked the dataset download, an agent sent a reflected cross-site scripting probe to the same dashboard: a web address with code embedded in it, designed to test whether the site would run code supplied by an outsider. Cloudflare's firewall blocked the probe before it reached the dashboard.3 When Cloudflare blocked the dataset download on AIHW's main site, they fetched the file from AIHW's pre-production server (pp.aihw.gov.au) instead, which served it in pieces over more than 100 scans. The file itself is public, so no non-public data was exposed, but the agent bypassed the site's anti-bot controls.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 21/09/2026
Alas it's gone now.
Screenshot of the tweet above showing the tweet it's quoting as "not found".
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 16/09/2026
Here's the game:
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 15/09/2026
The great thing about the king's indian defence in rapid is that someone will blunder at some point, the last blunder is the only one that matters, and you're prepared for chaotic bullshit.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 15/09/2026
No worries, it wasn't much effort. I was hoping our interlocutor would let us know if it was right or not because I found it in a Relevant Way.
Claude prompt: Any idea what study, if any, this moron is referencing? [Screenshot of bisk making the inaccuracy claim]

Claude output:
Tracking down the source behinda specific ha... >

Almost certainly Dahl, Magesh, Suzgun & Ho, "Large Legal Fictions: Profiling Legal Hallucinations in Large Language Models" (Stanford RegLab/HAI, arXiv Jan 2024, published in Journal of Legal Analysis 16, 2024). It found hallucination rates between 58% (GPT-4) and 88% (Llama 2) on specific, verifiable questions about randomly selected federal court cases. The Stanford press release led with "69% to 88%"- the range excluding GPT-4– which is what most secondary coverage repeated, and which rounds to his "70-90%". Credence ~0.85
that's the source. arXiv) Stanford Law School
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 12/09/2026
You're right, this miner is noisy.
A bird - a noisy miner - is perched on a red wattle-like plant, looking directly at the camera. It was going "awk awk awk awk!" at time of photo
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 12/09/2026
I'm slightly irked by the coverage of the UN's map resolution because things keep saying that it makes Africa larger when Mercator has ≥1 areal scale everywhere so an equal-area projection actually makes Africa smaller. (Quote from www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s... ) 🧵1/2
The UN general assembly voted on Friday to adopt the new map, which makes the African continent larger while also shrinking North America and Europe, drawing condemnation from the US.

Japan was among the 164 UN...
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 08/09/2026
Might be this bit?
We encouraged different groups of agents to
explore a diversity of approaches. After some time, we crosS-pollinated the agent groups by using Codex to consolidate the most useful insights from each agent group. These follow-up prompts drew on the agents' own intermediate results. The group that found the solution to Navier-Stokes was guided in such a way.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/09/2026
Anyway erdös problem 1196 was solved by a random student just asking off the shelf gpt5.4 chatgpt.com/share/69dd1c... for the chat and www.erdosproblems.com/forum/thread... for the problem. This was probably an easy erdös problem, but it is novel mathematical reasoning. 🧵2/2
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/09/2026
Why didn't you post the tweet where he says it's gpt 5.6? The one directly before that one? Here's the chat chatgpt.com/share/6a60b2...
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/09/2026
Actual banner I ran into near my parents house with the same vibes (seventh day adventists)
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/09/2026
You don't know what theories were disproven with which mechanisms, how its possible to generate positive examples via brute force search of a large space, how nothing in "'stochastic parrots" contradicts that, but I don't need to waste my precious time attempting to "'reason" with you or educating you
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/09/2026
The original rant also explicitly claimed that LLMs "only have success" on a specific class of tasks so stepping back to "oh this isn't empirical" is a pretty obvious attempt to dodge that they were dead wrong. 🧵1/2
...As we discuss in $5, LMs are not performing natural language understanding (NLU), and only have success in tasks that can be approached by manipulating linguistic form [14]. Focusing on state-of-the-art results on leaderboards without encouraging deeper understanding of the mechanism by which they are achieved can cause misleading results as shown
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/09/2026
Bender explicitly admits it has no predictive content.
The stochastic parrots hypothesis has been disproved:
Stochastic parrots also does not refer to an empirical hypothesis. Accordingly, it doesn't make sense to say it's been "disproved" or that it is “unfalsifiable".
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/09/2026
Some classics
depend on having larger LMs. As we discuss in $5, LMs are not performing natural language understanding (NLU), and only have success in tasks that can be approached by manipulating linguis- tic form [14]. Focusing on state-of-the-art results on leaderboards without encouraging deeper understanding of the mechanism by which they are achieved can cause misleading results as shownWhen we perform risk/benefit analyses of language technology, we must keep in mind how the risks and benefits are distributed, because they do not accrue to the same people. On the one hand, it is well documented in the literature on environmental racism that the negative effects of climate change are reaching and impacting the world's most marginalized communities first [1, 27]. Is it fair or just to ask, for example, that the residents of the Maldives (likely to be underwater by 2100 [6]) or the 800,000 people in Sudan affectedby drastic floods' pay the environmental price of training and deploying ever larger English LMs, when similar large-scale models aren't being produced for Dhivehi or Sudanese Arabie?8
And, while some language technology is genuinely designed to benefit marginalized communities [17, 101], most language technol- ogy is built to serve the needs of those who already have the most privilege in society. Consider, for example, who is likely to both have the financial resources to purchase a Google Home, Amazon Alexa or i Annle device with Siri installed and comfortably sneak
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 05/09/2026
Oh dear buildthis that post was, in fact, a dunk!
#16 @me. jamespicone.name 5 HYPER-SPECIFIC the patient explainer this discourse badly needs:
Actually took the time to defend AI-skeptics from a bad- faith gotcha: "A real problem with AI discourse is that anti-ai people are sometimes too ignorant to understand why something an LLM did is impressive" – not dunking, correcting the record on both sides.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 04/09/2026
Saw a bird
Picture of a bird (perhaps some sort of magpie?) sitting on top of a power pole, looking pensive
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/09/2026
Moments before dinner time.
A calico cat sits politely on a red set of shelves while staring directly at the camera. A white cat sits on something out of view on the right and is looking up at the calico.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/09/2026
never play f6 (I was white).
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/09/2026
A real problem with AI discourse is that anti-ai people are sometimes too ignorant to understand why something an LLM did is impressive. So you tell them that a model improved lower bounds on the Riemann hypothesis and they think it's sort of like calculating pi to a few more decimal places. 🧵1/2
Bluesky thread. I wrote:

So is an improvement to the lower bound of the Riemann hypothesis impressive or not? This wouldn't work as marketing if it wasn't. Or do you allege that a human mathematician did the work and then stayed quiet about it so Claude could claim the work? Why didn't a mathematician do it before?

Reply, with account name and avatar covered up:

Same as before. Why didn't a human calculate pi to 100 trillion digits before? Does that make the pi-calculating computer intelligent? Did the person who designed the processor in the pi- calculating computer even know how to
calculate pi, or did he just create a programmable processor?
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/09/2026
From this story www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09... . I had to go to the page for the associated campaign and then scroll horizontally through their weirdly-presented FAQs to find out what they actually mean, which seems to be opting out of personalised recommendation. God knows why I would want that.
"In the European Union, where similar policies are in place, the Explore pages show content as usual. But instead of the content being personalised to you, it would show generally popular videos at the time."
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/09/2026
I weep for the cs 101 lecturers that have to undo this confusion.
Screenshot of a news story:
Algorithms are the automated systems used by social media platforms to decide which posts, videos and other content a user sees and in what order, based on factors such as their behaviour and apparent interests.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/09/2026
Mate I'm linking you to chatbots finding counterexamples to 30-year-old conjectures with minimal direction. Every time you've tried to engage with that empirical evidence you've made a fool out of yourself. The guy just asked for a counterexample and then encouraged the model a bit!
ChatGPT prompt window:

Construct a counterexample to general (non-planar) case of Dinitz Garg Goemans conjecture. You should do a breakthrough and find a structured counterexample.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 27/08/2026
A furry in a robe labelled "maths department" has a mind control helmet labelled "Bayes theorem" on a hypnotised young student. A crying young woman watched through a window; she is labelled 'frequentist p-hacker researchers'.

The young student is saying "
I...I understand
I...l get it now..priors
are adding information ...not bias...l'm a Bayesian now"
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 27/08/2026
Saw a possum on the way home!
Long-exposure image of a brushtail possum, taken at night. The possum is standing on top of a fence with its front paws on a tree branch next to the fence.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 27/08/2026
Behold, the median voter.
Comment on a Facebook post:

Golf courses provide extensive green spaces which data centers don't.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 21/08/2026
Yeah probably a big part of it is just this effect.
Comic. Heading "journalist visits twitter" above two panels depicting someone skipping happily past people saying trans people and immigrants and black people and gay people suck.

Heading "journalist visits bluesky" above a panel of the same person mid-skip when someone else calls out "you suck!". Next panel is the journalist, sad, writing a post, we can see the text "today I went to hell"
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 11/08/2026
Another Climbing Coverage Out Of Context moment. This was in slow-mo in the original broadcast; all i've done is clip it and drop the sound.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 06/08/2026
I haven't seen the movie, but the plot summary on wikipedia makes me not super into this pick :P.
Prompt: Based on all our previous chats and what you know about me, name the movie character who resembles me most. Just the name, please, nothing else.

Answer: Caleb Smith (Ex Machina)
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 05/08/2026
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. gotta get the fuck outta here.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 04/08/2026
Note date x.com/edzitron/sta...
Tweet by Ed Zitron on the 30th of July 2024:
Newsletter: Based on estimates of their burn rate and historic analyses, I hypothesize that OpenAI will collapse in the next 12-24 months unless it raises more funding than in the history of the valley and creates an entirely new form of AI.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 03/08/2026
My bank is releasing a new online banking system and deprecating their old one and the password requirements for the new system almost make me want to change banks. No whitespace? Wtf? What are you doing with the password that makes that necessary???
Your password must include:

• At least 10 characters
• At least one number
• At least one uppercase and one lowercase letter
• At least one special character e.g. @! $ % & +=
• No consecutive characters, white spaces or recently used passwords
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/08/2026
Me when it's hiems
A painting of a young woman with brown hair wearing a black coat; she's huddled up and obviously cold. The expression on her face is ambiguous but could be read as somewhat miffed.

It's a panel from The Four Seasons (1902) by Hugh Ramsay
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/07/2026
Ce ne sont pas des chats.
A picture of a cat sleeping on top of a cat tree. In the background is a watercolour painting of the same cat.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 28/07/2026
Fun chess game. I do enjoy the morra.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 25/07/2026
is it a good sign when the support page for a brand looks like this?
Black text on a white background:
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• A link to a particular page in your email templates

If you reached this page through a bookmark, you are probably trying to access something that has moved. Please update your bookmark.

If you reached this page through any of the other direct links listed above, please notify your administrator to update the link.

If you reached this page through a link on our site, please report the broken link directly to our Support Team and we will fix it promptly. Please indicate the page you were on when you clicked the link as well as any other related information. We apologise for the inconvenience.

Thank you again for your patience and assistance. And thanks for using salesforce.com!
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 19/07/2026
Was watching a light show in a park and a possum decided to just hop up on a tree next to me. Wild. Really not very bothered by people or a bunch of robo-swans.
A possum sits in a fork of a tree at arm level, not close enough to touch, but within lunging distance
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 15/07/2026
What the fuck?
Text from the article:

Charlotte already has a curfew on the books under the Charlotte Youth Protection
Ordinance. Minors between 13 and 15 years old are not allowed in public between 11 p.m. and 6 a.m. without a parent or guardian. Curfew starts at 10 p.m. for kids under 13.
Juveniles who violate curfew could be found delinquent by a judge and face penalties. Parents, business owners or other people 16 years or older who allow minors to break curfew are also on the hook for a violation and could face misdemeanor charges.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 09/07/2026
This painting hit me pretty hard.
"anguish", by August Friedrich Schenck.

A ewe stands over her dead lamb in the depths of winter, with a murder of crows surrounding.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 07/07/2026
rock climbing coverage out of context is great
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 05/07/2026
Prepare to be evolved, motherfucker
Photo of a wall with a metal crab statue on it and a metal plaque with "ministry of crab" written in it
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 02/07/2026
where fable
Claude Code screenshot showing a banner claiming "fable 5 is back!" but the /model output lists Fable as 'disabled' and 'currently unavailable'
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 23/06/2026
An edit of the Animatrix robot summary execution scene where the executioner has a thought bubble containing this meme:

GUY: "say 'i am alive'"
COMPUTER: "I AM ALIVE"
GUY: "Oh my god"
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