Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2120983416
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 09/09/2026JS Bach was adept at harmonizing all sorts of weird melodies, so I thought I would have a try at reharmonizing the “chorale” melody the AI produced, but improve it by being more interesting. 100
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026Good news: he lost. 10354978410056
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 66116942330
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad" 966741388
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is the Hot Couch theory of the internet: We were better off when these ideas were coming to us from your friend's idiot brother who occasionally sold you weed while tending a menagerie of lizards and snakes, because you knew that guy was a dumbass, but now they've broken Hot Couch containment 1074581
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyRob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Guys. Where are the posts reminding us not to speak ill of the dead? I'm not seeing them for some reason. 172395446
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyLeah Broad @leahbroad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I get so sick of being told that there has been no gender-based prejudice against women musicians. So here are some genuine reviews written about women, between 1893 & 2021, with a couple words/letters changed to make them about men. 810745
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026we are getting a real time demonstration of why smart countries do not allow 15 year olds angry that girls don't talk to them to dictate economic policy 9940118
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏 58153713628
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyLance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just realised what AI image generators remind me of: Pin Impression Toys. They're diverting for a minute, you go 'yeah, that's fun', then you've basically seen it. And sure, you can keep pushing different shapes to make yet another shape, but that's all they actually do, it's profoundly empty. 18018
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 01/06/2026When my fiancee and I were shopping around for wedding venues, the guy at one place said he used a 57-point checklist, so ever since, 57 hasbeen our slang for a very large number. 000
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026REMINDER: The Chris Rufo theory of academia, and today’s broader right-wing theory of politics and culture, is that most students—most people, really—crave far right ideas, but get more left-wing ones only because a small cadre of radical leftists captured all institutions and forced it on everyone. 27728167
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleySnitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 12/05/2026AI breaking common, everyday things that used to work is why people fucking hate it! AI cluttering up things by offering to summarize 3-sentence emails is why people fucking hate it! It's obvious! It's in fucking plain view! I like it less every goddamned fucking day! 131346
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 4468041680
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 29/11/2025we are *nowhere near close* to *anything like* lossless translation of "the world" into "digital records," huge portions of the information economy revolve around maintaining different *absurdly* lossy compressions of reality in digital dimensions 192
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026They dared to dream of undoing the 20th century. It’s inspiration in the most perverse way. badfaithtimes.com/the-american...badfaithtimes.comThe American Right Dared To Imagine. Now It's Our Turn.“It is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception and compassion and hope." 213241
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 08/05/2026Commiserations to Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday, as he is now too old to be allowed to play with LEGO. 151103309
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 06/05/2026You have to weigh the good and the bad. People being able to make videos of their dog dancing the cha cha cha makes it worth it. 000
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyThe Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 29/04/2026When food banks are unfunded and everyday Aussies are going without, the need for a 25% tax on gas exports is crystal clear. Australian gas belongs to the Australian people, and they deserve to get a fair return. @davidpocock.bsky.social #auspol 717584
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 29/04/2026👏 “The point of the indictment is to demonstrate that the United States Department of Justice is wholly an instrument of Donald Trump’s senescent pique, no more independent of him than a boil on his ass.” 000
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyEmma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/04/2026THIS is the technology the people want. stop trying to summarize my emails for me and give me an in-home pasta printer 234920
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/04/2026WAIT HANG ON THIS IS A BRILLIANT TAKE Monica is so hyped to be dating a billionaire and going with him to like ribbon cutting ceremonies for new hospital wings and impromptu dates to Italy on his jet, but then he decides he wants to be an MMA fighter despite having absolutely zero skills 137246
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleypublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i'm not a hardcore anti-AI guy, but i cannot think of a single benefit of genAI that could possibly outweigh the harm it is doing to our social fabric, shared reality, and most basic abilities to parse information and learn. 271041173
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyPaul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The Guardian documented quadruple-tap by Israeli forces in southern Lebanon. Three waves of ambulances were struck. Paramedics came for the injured. They were struck. Backup crews arrived. They were struck too In six weeks of war, Israel has killed at least 91 medical workers. 29692
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 04/04/2026JD Vance has me pulling out liberation theology books I have not looked at since I was a grad student traveling to Nicaragua for a course on intercultural communication just so I can keep stepping on that man's neck. 201395139
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301067142
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day 885544971
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleySean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site. 733800721
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026“Ms. Rowling currently poses an extreme danger both to herself and the public, and we will not rest until she is apprehended,” said Deputy Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Matt Jukes theonion.comJ.K. Rowling Escapes Insane AsylumLONDON—Urging the public to remain calm as authorities worked to recapture the mentally disturbed individual, city officials confirmed Monday that novelist J.K. Rowling had escaped from a London insan... 311483224
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The civilisation that is dead is the American one. 1018035
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 04/04/2026Two-thirds of the Supreme Court are Catholic and I did not give a fuck but I'm over here joking (not joking) about starting a letter writing campaign to the Pope to get Vance excommunicated. 1070242
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleySharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026i'm increasingly convinced they got Victory Disease from Venezuela and thought they could get Iranian Delcy in place or the protests to reignite after repression and had no plan when neither happened 2079785
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 22/03/2026There is so much to despise about Musk, but what he did to Twitter is what what makes me hate him most viscerally. 010
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him. 366111481462
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 20/03/2026You'll often hear how the gas industry is vital for Australia because it's so big. But really the only thing big about it is its profits. 318288
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/03/2026This honestly explains a lot. 1502934494
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Calling the image on the right a "significant improvement" is so indicative of the whole AI ethos tbh 0381
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 16/03/2026Generative AI has led to entirely new paradigms and unprecedented accelerations in the fields of fucking yourself over in public in the most embarrassing and humiliating way possible 91564264
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 16/03/2026I didn’t think it was possible, but maybe there actually is a US war too stupid for Australia not to enthusiastically sign up for. 000
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 14/03/2026Being an utter dipshit while playing with other people’s livelihoods might actually affect one’s own livelihood. Who knew? Not *this* utter dipshit obvs. 020
Vaughan McAlley @mcalley.net.au · 12/03/2026When you’re writing a piece about the Sistine Chapel ceiling and want to make a reference to Michelangelo comparing Haman to Christ (complicated reasons), it’s quite cool to realise that the famous bit of Allegri’s Miserere is the same as O Sacred Head Sore Wounded. 010
Reposted by Vaughan McAlleyKristina of ⭐️⭐️ @maytagsmom.bsky.social · 11/03/2026THIS. THIS. THIS. Mo Ryan hit a bullseye. (Like she always does. See Burn It Down.) 052