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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 34m
People who didn’t go to medical school: “OMG THERES GOING TO BE A GLOBAL PLAGUE OUTBREAK!” People who actually went to medical school: “you guys are fucking idiots.”
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 1h
They were two cheeks a part of the same ass the whole time
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 1h
Runoff still likely, but man yea they’re really going to put a Bolsonaro back in office
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 1h
Everyone celebrating the Mike McDaniel and Justin Herbert pairing clearly haven’t watched a Dolphins game in 2 years
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 5h
The best way to think of Annie Jacobsen is as the biosecurity Seth Abramson. She’s not an intelligence officer, she’s a fiction writer in a silly hat. The best thing that could happen to her career is that she posts her way into Cuban Missile Crisis 2. Put her away in the ketchup packets drawer
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 5h
An important lesson from the Iraq War, relevant to Annie Jacobsen and other biosecurity fabulists, is that there is a very dangerous species of columnist who can only become vindicated if they create the precise international incident they’ve prophesied. Just as undesirable for nukes and bioweapons.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 2h
I’m not going to act like I know anything about Brazil or the people who live there. But boy would it sure be a decision to say “hmm let’s do exactly what the US did in 2024, because that appears to be working well for them.” 
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 2h
Jim Harbaugh, hot seat?
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 3h
Josh Allen hero ball bozo int always on time
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 3h
Who the fuck is Efton Chism
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 3h
I’m assuming we don’t get this, but my God the right wing meltdown on twitter we would see will keep me dreaming.
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 20h
CAVAN SULLIVAN THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS! #USMNT x VW
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David Gass @empiregass.bsky.social · 20h
BUCKLE UP MEXICO FANS ITS GONNA BE A LONG DECADE
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 20h
Deserved it, man. His pressing was excellent all night, and he was the first guy making runs into the depth in the first half.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 20h
CAVAN SULLIVAN
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 22h
This Hurricanes team is going to lose multiple games this year. I’m not sure they make the playoffs.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 22h
Miami has a giant OL problem. It’s going to kill this team at some point
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 22h
Pochettino picks the best lineup he can with this group. Love it.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 23h
Fair play
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 23h
We can definitely trust ACC officials to get this right
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 23h
Thank you Manny Diaz
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update: WTF
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro Collins is actually going to win Maine again. This is unbelievable.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Olise. Magician
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BARKOV GOT HURT AGAIN??!!
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Norway have reverted back to Haaland and Odegaard surrounded by a giant steaming pile of shit.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White House aids coming to the realization that feeding the President fake polls for two years is about to backfire when he loses the House and Senate in a month and he begins to take his anger out on said staffers.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incredible crash out from Ronaldo the last few days. It appears his time playing for Portugal is finally done, albeit 4 years too late
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone is furious with Manchester City. And this dipshit comes out and defends the ownership. What a blunder. Good luck bud.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is it with Labour leaders immediately sticking their foots in their mouths when they come into power
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God i miss Susan
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David Gass @empiregass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Berhalter D’Or
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aside from toeing the party line, these senators really hate Jack Smith because they're viscerally opposed to the idea of prosecuting politicians. They are committed to their own elite impunity above and beyond whatever they think of Trump. Thus their obsession with the phone records non-issue.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They had a camera on Katie Britt when she realized Schmitt confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks lmfaooooo
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
Alt: Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
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Patrick Meyers @pmeyers7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are the odds Schmitt's team placed this article with Axios, with the intent to use today's "bombshell" line of questioning as a springboard for said buzz (and then promptly stepping on the world's largest rake on live TV). Helluva way to introduce yourself to the country!
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oops!
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cannot get over the beauty of this GIF: it’s Zidane celebrating last night after Olise scored a last minute winner for France. It looks like something from a movie or a high-end fashion advert. Probably the most elegant footballer of all time.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Olise man. Good lord.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today was the last day for voting. Someone clearly knows something
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shout out to the guy on Twitter who leaked Yamal won the Ballon dOr a few days ago. I was able to bet it at 24%. He’s now over 50%.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey LeBron finally shaved it all off. Good for you man.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the negative drawbacks of Messi in MLS is you can tell the Inter Miami fanbase is significantly made up of fans from South America because of the incessant whining about the officiating. 
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How does the ref miss that
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This has been a really bad Inter Miami team this year. Messi is covering up so much. The players around him are not good!
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rios Novo has single handily dropped double digit points this year. Holy shit he’s awful.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MESSI
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cam bro…
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s the Mike McDaniel offense I know
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#HeGone
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