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MICHAΞL

@mberns247.bsky.social
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Making a literal difference, metaphorically

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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h
a’ja is the GOAT and I don’t see a good argument against it at this point the talent level in the WNBA is better than it’s ever been and she’s still doing this year after year
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 11h
Andrews throwing his hand up while he's in the backfield before he's even crossed the center 😂😂😂😂
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 11h
They're calling it the most predictable outcome of all time
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 16h
el oh el
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 17h
Chubas Hubbard
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You got the Joe Rogan of the left?
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway, we just confirmed 8 more federal judges to lifetime appointments
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobel Prize? More like the "No-Bull" prize because we will take NO BULL-shit from this lawless President.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh I'm absolutely getting the flight attendant involved in that. Nicely though--pretend to go to the bathroom and ask them to tell him to use headphones before I go back. I guess that makes me a Karen but 🤷🏻
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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Leon Simons @leonsimons.com · 06/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING Y-AXIS 🌊🌡📈 Record warm waters in the main El Niño region reached >30°C for the first time in the @noaa.gov Sea Surface Temperature dataset. We've ain't seen nothing yet of the impacts this will have around the world.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"MeshWallet, a gasless USDT wallet serving users of the TRON network..." Do you fucking hear yourself, TechCrunch??
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What prompts are you using to get it to fuck your wife?
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤮🤮🤮
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Take it from me, a UCF fan, the Colley Matrix is the only selector you can trust
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Ms. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ancient but still a banger
Scooby doo autism tweet i didn't even bother cropping the ifunny logo from
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Such a failure of this country that it's banking rules that put him in jail and not the sexual abuse the banking stuff was covering up.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who the fuck does he think the constituency is for this limp-dicked do-nothingism? What voting bloc wants this, or him? Who is he doing this for?
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning to Tet McMillan and no one else
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TETsplosion
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally called it
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went into SNF down 21 with just Tet for me and Jamo for my opponent. Not even halfway into the second quarter and I'm in the lead babyyyyyyyyyy
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LIKE HE FUCKING KNOWS IT!!!!!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Need a big game from Tet and Brad Idzik is calling plays like he wants me to get it 🥰
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ehhhhhh i don't think that's a catch, Dan
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are we not allowed to judge the character of the voters who want this?
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sheesh
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 05/10/2026
This is nuts.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get this man some white cleats for next week please
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bill Belichick? The college coach?
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna cry like Wayne Huizenga if the Dolphins score here.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Miami Dolphins have scored a Touchdown
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OLLIE GORDOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THANK YOUUUUUUUU DOLPHINS TOUCHDOWN! We've got a game damnit!!!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For the love of god do not waste this red zone trip with Malik Washington gadget plays
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Sam Darnold just beat Khalil Mack with his speed" is a sentence you can hear in 2026 but definitely not 2018
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still believe in you Chop! 😭
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First CHOP of the season!! 🪓🪓🪓
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Herbert is a more talented QB, but Tua put a TON of trust into the system. He didn't have the talent to go off script, so he wouldn't. Herbert has more faith in himself than the system, and he's not executing it as faithfully and both he and the system look terrible as a result
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a lot of talk early that he built the Dolphins playbook around Tua's strengths and weaknesses, but it increasingly feels more like Tua was really well suited for what he wanted to do and would've done anyway.
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They were two cheeks a part of the same ass the whole time
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yea he was ass in Miami as well
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dolphins absolutely waste fantastic field position. Please stop pretending Malik Washington a versatile skill player! He's an undersized, below average receiver. He's never going to be Deebo Samuel!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please stop trying to make handoffs to Malik Washington a thing. They're never going to be a thing.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sack Sielerrrrr
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just want to say it's really lovely to see the volume of NFL talk on this app these days. SPORTS APP!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dolphins and Vikings competing for which offense can be the most ass and everybody is losing
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