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Max is Mad

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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Absolutely stuck on how dogshit regular Coca-Cola is compared to "Mexican" Coca-Cola. When I'm craving a sugary beverage, I don't want that high fructose corn syrup bullshit. Gimme the real thing.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Warhammer nerds are adorable. Like they'll be sitting there, painting their little dudes with their little accessories and be like "This is actually a complex satirical commentary on fascism"
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The Texas Hot Wing Massacre, Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 07/02/2025
Everybody keeps asking if I'm ready for the big game this weekend. Didn't realize so many people were invested in my D&D sessions.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The Astarion girlies are extra thirsty today, it seems
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Wizards be like "I'm no good without my 3rd level spells" The level 1 spell taking out Mitch McConnell rn:
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Love D&Dsky, but unfortunately, people mentioning D&D while talking about politics has put politics on the D&D feed. I get lots of politics from other sources, I really wanted this to stay a place where I could just focus on a hobby I enjoy.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
“So do it right now on TV, if you think it’s a normal way to greet people.” @crampell.bsky.social checkmates @ScottJenningsKY after he accuses her of “salute trutherism”
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Bluesky is great because now I have one more platform to read gamers bitching about absolutely everything
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
@biblio-jess.bsky.social, getting into the Underdark: "So when do we get to Baldur's Gate?" Me: "Maybe the real Gates were the Baldurs we made along the way" ❤️ 🎮 #baldursgate3 #bg3
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Just realized that putting stuff in cases in stores like Walmart is pointless for loss prevention. Once you ask an employee to get it for you, you're just as able to steal it as you were without the case. They don't follow you after you get it out of there.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you can't change it and it doesn't defeat you, it is not worth ruminating on. If you can change it and it doesn't defeat you, it is not worth ruminating on, it is worth action. If you can't change it and it can defeat you, you must evade it or become strong enough to defeat it. #stoic
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I would pay good money to watch a Midwesterner who thinks "crap" is a curse word do a Dark Urge Barbarian run of #baldursgate3 🎮
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Machines designed to imprison or destroy masses of people do not cease to exist because the people they were used on did cease to exist.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
"The time is always right to do what is right." #MLK
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
From midnight tonight until next Saturday morning, there's no TV, no Internet, no Social Media, no nothing for me. Symbolic protest is better than none at all. #5DayBLACKOUT
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Wow… the theatrics are on another level
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I assert that we not only don't watch the inauguration, we spend the entire day talking about literally anything else. I can't think of anything that would piss him off more
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT HAS BEEN SIGNED BY BOTH SIDES abcnews.go.com/Politics/bid...
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Biden set to give farewell address after securing Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal
President Biden will soon give a farewell address to the nation, reflecting on a long political career the same day he secured a major accomplishment in the Middle East.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Social media outrage accomplishes nothing. I am considering purging the list of people I follow who do nothing but add to the stress I feel on this platform, even though we may agree. Being mad together does nothing if all we do is click icons on our touch screens, but it does raise my cortisol.
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Bilal Dardai @bilald.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Age has really mellowed Carrie Underwood. She used to demolish the cars of unfaithful men with baseball bats and now she sings at their inaugurations.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
We are *checks watch* 12 days into the year, and I am agreeing with Steve Bannon on something. What the fuck
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Assassin’s Creed Shadows is delayed to March 20. More: staticctf.ubisoft.com/8aefmxkxpxwl...
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Karen Pence completely ignores the man who incited the mob that wanted to hang her husband. Good for her
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I highly doubt we'll be invading Canada or Greenland any time soon. I do think this is likely a distraction for some comparatively mundane atrocity.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Me? I can thug it out until the cunts leave office or I'm dead. My children shouldn't be forced to live through this.
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Good morning from Alaska!
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This would be even funnier if it was actually misinformation
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You can't make this stuff up
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Talking about whatever the hell Twitter is talking about while on Bluesky is the epitome of constantly talking to your new significant other about your X.
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here."
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I'm sorry to say this, but claiming you "don't support" religious extremism while professing the same religion as those that do is just the "No true Scotsman" fallacy. Your own Bible even says such.
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
You ever eat some disappointing fast food and it’s like wow I really chose this over eating better??
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
GUYS HELP I JUST LEARNED THAT OJ SIMPSON DIED MONTHS AGO
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The new Millennium: *turns 25* Leonardo DiCaprio:
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squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door and holding a blue box .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door and holding a blue box .
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Matt Phelps @themattphelps.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy. Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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Gordon Bonnet @gordon227.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ironic that the same people who spent eight years falsely claiming that our government was being run by an immigrant from Africa now seem to have no problem with our government being run by an ACTUAL immigrant from Africa.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Werner Herzog on Animation. Werner Herzog says "I agreed to be on American Dad, but not Family Guy... I was intrigued by its subversive critique of our modern surveillance state. I am less interested in the actions of Peter Griffin... whose only purpose is to be a despicable clown."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Now is THIS the face of a person who'd support cutting funds of research for kids with cancer? Yes. Yes it is.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Proceed
Lady meowbeth accepting pets at this moment
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Max is Mad @maxismad.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Everyone just shut the fuck up and go be kind to people you physically interact with. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or whatever else you do or don't celebrate.
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