Reposted by Teacher MaxThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1764712485
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I forgot my log in so I made a new letterboxd. Check it out if you want hot takes like "what's so bad about being a bug" boxd.it/nybgPboxd.itwhoopcdoodle’s profilewhoopcdoodle uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 13 films watched. 011
Reposted by Teacher MaxCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor 8354201209
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Couldn't remember the phrase "peace of mind" and instead said "sanctity of spirit" 010
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026While making my bed I knocked my vape off my nightstand so deeply under my bed that my short lil arms couldn't reach. Fortunately I have a skeleton arm on my nightstand for just such circumstances 000
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Types of Balloon Dog children have asked me to make: - Cat - Cat That Looks Like A Dog - Gun - Sword - Worm To Hit My Brother With - "67 Dog" - Gun 000
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was grouchy and then I saw a sunbeam perfectly illuminate a red berry on a bush and now I'm happy again :) 110
Reposted by Teacher Maxtake ink and weep 🏳️⚧️ ✨ @albatrossdev.itch.io · 06/09/2026"STOP LAYING EGGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT, ITS WEIRD!" - @maxiedouglas.bsky.social 011
Reposted by Teacher Maxpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Midnight Sun, 1952, by Helen Sewell 3642100
Reposted by Teacher MaxBeing_Melissa @melissag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Good morning everyone, have a spectacular day! ☀️🌻🐝 91000102
Reposted by Teacher MaxNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026“Metropolis” (The House of God) — Emil James Bisttram, 1929 oil on canvas 6763147
Reposted by Teacher MaxEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...lrb.co.ukEmily Wilson · An Uncomplicated ManAs they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my... 19761591559
Reposted by Teacher MaxMr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Richard Eurich (1903-1992) Harlequins, 1926. Oil on canvas. 023525
Reposted by Teacher Maxphoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Man Ray (1890-1976) : Acrobat, 1940-45 oil on canvas | 51.5 x 40.5 cm It was painted in 1940 and reworked by the artist in 1945. 101039125
Reposted by Teacher Maxyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based 4042431539
Reposted by Teacher MaxSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I think becoming a Boring Adult (complimentary) is not about no longer feeling joy at the big and whimsical things, but about the scope of the things that make you happy widening. Like today I got a new soap scent! Fresh linen!!!! Isn't it a beautiful thing for that to make someone so happy? 23859125
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I don't think I've posted any of my marker drawings from work yet. The kids decide the colors and mostly the shapes too! 010
Reposted by Teacher MaxSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually 293133863
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The sad thing about doing clown homework is I lack any clownfriends to which I can gush about all I'm learning 010
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Fantasizing about an out of print book I can't even find the pricing on 010
Reposted by Teacher MaxJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Writers traditionally shed words in May, which can make them awkward and skittish. Don't worry, they aren't sick, don't have rabies, and probably won't bite. If you see one in the middle of it, toppled over, words spilling out of them, just put a cloth or cardboard box over their head. Do not feed! 1044286
Reposted by Teacher MaxRachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 13/05/2026🖼️ Sin Eater Illustrations 226465
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Shout out to everyone with shitty moms today! You don't have to show appreciation for someone who sucks. Give love to your friends' moms or whatever, but try not to feel guilty for not doing all that with your own mom if she's awful 020
Reposted by Teacher MaxJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/05/2026my top three favorite boroughs of new york: 1. new york 2. philadelphia 3. brooklyn 4. the one and only new york city! 5. boston 4. bodegas 652463225
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I just remembered that straight polyamorous people exist and got scared 000
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Man my phone is always blowing up when I'm busy and the second I respond to the one million messages nobody wants to talk 000
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 07/05/202610% of the way into Haunting of Hill House and already there is a character as textually a lesbian as one can expect in a book published in 1959 that hasn't even gotten started yet 000
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Finished 100 Years of Solitude, bringing me up to 14 books this year so far! I have two more audiobooks lined up that I should easily be able to knock out this month 💪 I'm already so close to my annual goal for books read! 030
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Didn't get any sleep but my manager is begging me to come in so everyone has to be soooooo niceys to me 010
Reposted by Teacher Max🏳️⚧️ jasmine 🏳️⚧️ @risinggaruda.bsky.social · 05/05/2026she let me hit cause... huh? *clutching my head" why did she do that again.... why can't i remember...? 11734676
Reposted by Teacher MaxHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Nothing will make you feel like a nimble, prancing jester more than when a really hot lady likes one of your little jokes 201928210
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026You'd think now that I have someone in my life who I can kiss with relative regularity, I'd stop craving kisses all the time. You would be wrong. 010
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Last night someone said the book I'm reading (published 1980) was "old." So I pulled up the last few books I've read (1960, 1938, 1500s, 3rd century) and it was acknowledged that on a geological scale it is in fact a recent publication 000
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I taught my kids at work the cha cha slide with one child wrapped around each ankle so I am maybe the strongest person on the planet 010
Reposted by Teacher MaxDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Unfortunately, the only real solution for feeling like you're running out of things to say to people is to actually go and have new experiences. 313033
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 21/04/2026One Hundred Years of Solitude hits way better on sleep deprivation 000
Reposted by Teacher MaxDr. Sabine Metzger 🦇 @drsabinemetzger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026🦇 #BatsInArt #PreciousBats #American #ArtNouveau #Shakespeare #TheTempest #Ariel #LouisRhead Louis Rhead (1857-1926) ARIEL ON A BAT'S BACK, 1917 - 1918 Watercolour 0607
Reposted by Teacher MaxCuffian @cuffianart.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Light Works 🎨 acrylic on canvas 16x12” 47912
Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I have been forgetting to post on here. Uh life updates: I have read a lot of books, I have a new crush on a different man with a mustache, and it's Never Kill Yourself Season 010
Reposted by Teacher MaxLouie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026princes with a thousand enemies 2578742155