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Teacher Max

@maxiedouglas.bsky.social
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30 | they/them | writer, lover of trivia, silly guy all around | toddler teacher aka the best paying gig as a non trained clown around

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I forgot my log in so I made a new letterboxd. Check it out if you want hot takes like "what's so bad about being a bug" boxd.it/nybgP
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whoopcdoodle uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 13 films watched.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Couldn't remember the phrase "peace of mind" and instead said "sanctity of spirit"
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
While making my bed I knocked my vape off my nightstand so deeply under my bed that my short lil arms couldn't reach. Fortunately I have a skeleton arm on my nightstand for just such circumstances
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Types of Balloon Dog children have asked me to make: - Cat - Cat That Looks Like A Dog - Gun - Sword - Worm To Hit My Brother With - "67 Dog" - Gun
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I post like a goddamn gnome
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was grouchy and then I saw a sunbeam perfectly illuminate a red berry on a bush and now I'm happy again :)
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Prizes from Cassette Roulette today :)
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take ink and weep 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨ @albatrossdev.itch.io · 06/09/2026
"STOP LAYING EGGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT, ITS WEIRD!" - @maxiedouglas.bsky.social
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Midnight Sun, 1952, by Helen Sewell
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Being_Melissa @melissag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good morning everyone, have a spectacular day! ☀️🌻🐝
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“Metropolis” (The House of God) — Emil James Bisttram, 1929 oil on canvas
Painting of a city painting of a city the buildings in a Cubist manner are geometric shapes piled up on each other are geometric shapes piled up on each other into a mountain there's a yellow sun on one side of it and a pink crescent moon on the other down at the bottom center of the painting is a white is a white steeple with a cross on top is a white steeple with a cross on top
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man
As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 21/07/2026
Minimum Wage
They Might Be Giants[Intro]
Minimum wage!
HYAH!
[whip-crack]
[Instrumental]
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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Richard Eurich (1903-1992) Harlequins, 1926. Oil on canvas.
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Call me Ignatius C Reilly cuz my Tummy. Hurts
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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Man Ray (1890-1976) : Acrobat, 1940-45 oil on canvas | 51.5 x 40.5 cm It was painted in 1940 and reworked by the artist in 1945.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026
the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think becoming a Boring Adult (complimentary) is not about no longer feeling joy at the big and whimsical things, but about the scope of the things that make you happy widening. Like today I got a new soap scent! Fresh linen!!!! Isn't it a beautiful thing for that to make someone so happy?
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I don't think I've posted any of my marker drawings from work yet. The kids decide the colors and mostly the shapes too!
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Woo!
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The sad thing about doing clown homework is I lack any clownfriends to which I can gush about all I'm learning
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fantasizing about an out of print book I can't even find the pricing on
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Ian H 💚🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 @muchechops.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Writers traditionally shed words in May, which can make them awkward and skittish. Don't worry, they aren't sick, don't have rabies, and probably won't bite. If you see one in the middle of it, toppled over, words spilling out of them, just put a cloth or cardboard box over their head. Do not feed!
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🖼️ Sin Eater Illustrations
Hare running, blackbird; dragonfly, bees, butterfly/ woman sun faced man hatching from an egg, yellow flowers, bluebells, underground is a snake, beetles, frog, lilies of the valley, white flowers. Illustration.
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Shout out to everyone with shitty moms today! You don't have to show appreciation for someone who sucks. Give love to your friends' moms or whatever, but try not to feel guilty for not doing all that with your own mom if she's awful
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
my top three favorite boroughs of new york: 1. new york 2. philadelphia 3. brooklyn 4. the one and only new york city! 5. boston 4. bodegas
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just remembered that straight polyamorous people exist and got scared
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Man my phone is always blowing up when I'm busy and the second I respond to the one million messages nobody wants to talk
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
10% of the way into Haunting of Hill House and already there is a character as textually a lesbian as one can expect in a book published in 1959 that hasn't even gotten started yet
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Finished 100 Years of Solitude, bringing me up to 14 books this year so far! I have two more audiobooks lined up that I should easily be able to knock out this month 💪 I'm already so close to my annual goal for books read!
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Didn't get any sleep but my manager is begging me to come in so everyone has to be soooooo niceys to me
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🏳️‍⚧️ jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️ @risinggaruda.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
she let me hit cause... huh? *clutching my head" why did she do that again.... why can't i remember...?
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Undertow 6”x6” oil
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nothing will make you feel like a nimble, prancing jester more than when a really hot lady likes one of your little jokes
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
You'd think now that I have someone in my life who I can kiss with relative regularity, I'd stop craving kisses all the time. You would be wrong.
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Last night someone said the book I'm reading (published 1980) was "old." So I pulled up the last few books I've read (1960, 1938, 1500s, 3rd century) and it was acknowledged that on a geological scale it is in fact a recent publication
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I taught my kids at work the cha cha slide with one child wrapped around each ankle so I am maybe the strongest person on the planet
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Unfortunately, the only real solution for feeling like you're running out of things to say to people is to actually go and have new experiences.
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
One Hundred Years of Solitude hits way better on sleep deprivation
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Dr. Sabine Metzger 🦇 @drsabinemetzger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
🦇 #BatsInArt #PreciousBats #American #ArtNouveau #Shakespeare #TheTempest #Ariel #LouisRhead Louis Rhead (1857-1926) ARIEL ON A BAT'S BACK, 1917 - 1918 Watercolour
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Cuffian @cuffianart.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Light Works 🎨 acrylic on canvas 16x12”
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Clown party tonight!!!!
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Teacher Max @maxiedouglas.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I have been forgetting to post on here. Uh life updates: I have read a lot of books, I have a new crush on a different man with a mustache, and it's Never Kill Yourself Season
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
princes with a thousand enemies
a stylized 3d render of a realistically proportioned hare and a cute little bunny running at night.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
St. Jerome
a stylized 3d render of st. jerome at his table, drawing jesus yaoi. a lion watches.
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