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Max Gross

@maxgotjokes.bsky.social
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Writer and comedian. Words @ The Onion @ Reductress @ Autostraddle, jokes @ this website. He/him

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Elliot Davis | Pre-Save To Feel Your Warmth @moreblueberries.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My cat is sick please buy my games moreblueberries.shop
moreblueberries.shop
Home
Indie TTPRGs and Art!
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Rowan Mysel Zeoli @rowanzeoli.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
NEW YORK CITY I.C.E HOTLINE IF YOU SEE
I.C.E
CALL OR TEXT
+1 (229) 304-8720
6 AM - 6 PMNEW YORK CITY I.C.E HOTLINE SI VE LA MIGRA LLAMA O
ENVÍA UN MENSAJE A
+1 (229) 304-8720
6:00 - 18:00
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Gentlemen gentlemen please. We only have a few seconds for this. How many unread texts do you have
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 09/09/2025
hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Some fireworks are more cunty than others. This is an objective fact
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 26/06/2025
hi, cis folks! so senate’s king nerd struck the trans healthcare bans from the budget bill—that’s good! but the GOP may put it back in, meaning dems need to be ready to challenge it on the floor—that’s doable, but they need to know you want them to! today’s a great day to call senators: reps.fyi 🧵
independent.co.uk
Democrats wrestle whether to kill ban on trans care in Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’
Democrats have an opportunity to protect transgender people’s health care. It also comes at a time when Republicans see anti-trans policies as a winning issue, Eric Garcia writes
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
WOKE IS BACK 🚨 YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Someone has to post this. And it might as well be me
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/06/2025
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani. apnews.com/article/andr...
apnews.com
Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani
Andrew Cuomo’s concession came as the race’s outcome will be decided by a ranked choice count after neither Democrat got a clear majority in the vote.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Cuomo conceded New York City baby lets go Mets baby bodega cats pizza pie I love this city
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Wahoo yippee!!!!
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Oliver Ghingold @emceebois.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.
A screenshot of a website laid out in a two-by-two grid:

Top-left, a line-drawing image of a cartoon woman with braided hair looking at text messages on her smartphone with a smile.

Top-right, "Text us from anywhere, anytime. Standard text messaging rates may apply." "Text 'START' to 678-678" button, "What to expect +" link.

Bottom-left, "Reach out to hear a live voice on the line." "Call us at 1-866-488-7386" button. "What to expect +" link.

Bottom-right, side-by-side line-drawing images of two cartoon people. On the left, a cartoon woman is holding her phone to her ear and looking up at the night sky. On the right, a cartoon phone agent is sitting in front of a laptop with a headset on in front of a bright, sunny sky.
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
how long before one of them tweets this
T-shirt that says “she’s broken because she believed” with certain letters re-colored to add the hidden message “he’s ok because he lied”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/06/2025
there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
How come they hate queer people when their interpersonal drama is exactly the same
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I promise I don’t pay her to post such kind summaries of my work. Unless you count loving her forever (and cooking) as payment
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
At 9am in new york city everyone who’s outside goes “it’s time to use our Machines.” It doesn’t matter what the Machines are as long as they are loud. The call of the car alarm must be reciprocated by the bellow of the jackhammer. To which I reply ayyy I’m sleepin here
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE?
a medieval full-visor helmet in the style of an oaf's face
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Attention gamers I’m making my foray into streaming tn with Evasive. catch me every thursday on YouTube at 7:30 EST until we finish Ace Attorney
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
[yelling from the crowd like that “my leg” fish from spongebob] I KNOW HIM 🥳🎉🎊
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
FINALLY people will be able to tell us apart again
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
🫶🫶🫶 proud of this weird and complicated essay-ish thing
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
my real dream is to work with the muppets
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
whenever a fellow sabrina carpenter kills me in fortnite I know how caesar felt as brutus’s dagger pierced his flesh
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"I'm a ravenclaw!" "I'm a hufflepuff!" you're complicit is what you are
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
if you showed me this post 10 years ago I would be like “damn the future is cra— whoa wait that tweet looks different. what do you means it’s a different website. what happened to twitter”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I love rowan I love her roommates I love playing games with her I love that my entire bluesky presence is being a wife guy 🫶
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
everyone wish my beautiful wife a happy birthday. like she said it’s a legal matter
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I love watching rowan go hater mode on a piece of chris pratt-lead media ❤️
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
small domino: sabrina carpenter releases espresso big domino: multiple sabrina carpenters headshot me with a rifle in fortnite
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
[super smash bros voice booming over the senate floor] new record
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
[wearing a suit] this is just like in severance
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
feel like pure shit just want her (airing episodes of severance) back
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I am so proud of this article and the months of healing and research that went into it ❤️ I could not have gone through that process without @rowanzeoli.bsky.social ‘s support
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Rowan Mysel Zeoli @rowanzeoli.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My boyfriend @maxgotjokes.bsky.social got a hysterectomy late last year, and I wish we'd had this article during his recovery. He wrote it for a scared, unsure version of himself, and it's beautiful. If you're considering getting one, or are going to be caring for someone getting one, read this.
autostraddle.com
What I Wish I Knew About Getting a Hysterectomy as a Trans Man
Surgery is allowed to suck, even when it’s a surgery that you really wanted.
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
hi I’m max and this is max and also max. welcome to tboy jackass
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
at the beyblade tournament yelling “DIVA DOWN” whenever they stop spinning
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
went to a beyblade tournament today and I gotta say, “it’s hard to make friends as an adult” is only true because of the “as an adult” part. it’s incredibly easy to make friends by inviting people to play toys with you. we all should have never stopped trying this approach
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
geography fun fact: new york city and philadelphia are so close to each other so the two cities can kiss
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 05/03/2025
🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨 —repeat— 🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
if I fly this backwards fast enough I can either get up the endless stairs and reach bowser or accidentally kill a bunch of passengers and reach god
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
hello to everyone who followed me from evasive’s stream and especially hello to chat who kept calling me “that twink”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
severance as a show makes me feel like TV is So Back in that I can theorize about it with friends on the same level of excitement as personal news. out at drinks with the boys like “tell me how you’re doing and then tell me what you think the goats are for”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
the way italians shit talk other italians is crazy to read in posts. it’s like another language or something. perhaps italian
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
it’s the same image
A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user petal-metal. The heavily-filtered photo is of spiky tan Jeffrey Campbell Lita heels with an ankle monitor. Their caption says “OMG my new shoes came :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha”A photo of Luigi Mangione’s feet crossed in fancy-looking leather shoes with handcuffs around his crossed ankles
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
this second image would’ve done numbers on tumblr in 2014
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
wake up babe new max podcast appearance just dropped. you can listen to me go off about che diaz and discover that will and I were the same types of Music Kid™️
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