james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026wait so but can some chinese mystic tell me if it's good or bad that I'm born the year of the Horse and it's about to be the year of the horse 2100
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025is anyone more sold on a lie than medium rich people? the "luxury" gym I go to in sf is inferior in every way (space, # of machines, equipment quality) to my budget gym in brooklyn, but costs 3x more. there's not even a real locker room. these guys are making 6 figures at meta just to get scammed 0231
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025what is the cultural impact of Avatar? blue people and their giant feet 🤤 1120
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025brian henson is a wonderful director and upholder of his father's legacy. he's no goro miyazaki 0141
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately 46510
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files 0698
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I've been consistently using the men's restroom for a year but today I caved and went women's bc all the stalls in the men's room were filled with men pooping at the same time and it just felt too intimate for me 0290
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025so what I'm hearing is the grinch is blasting raw loads into martha may with no consequence 1150
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025the good news is my mentally ill father doesn't seem to be using AI. the bad news is he's gotten really into South korean beatboxing 1250
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025read my list and debate me on what counts as a "queer film" 090
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025parents who don't buy a separate seat for their toddler are emotional terrorists. idc if it's legal no one wants to sit in the 3rd seat while you pass your screaming squirming baby back and forth omg 0140
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025why are Emilia Pérez and Kiss of the Spider Woman basically the same 050
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025avatar: fire & ash is james cameron's horniest and most racist movie yet (complimentary) 0261
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I make a lil cameo in the new Bradley Cooper movie IS THIS THING ON? Laura Dern loved my kermit the frog joke 0482
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I really can't deal with white trans people acting like anti-trans oppression is some unique thing cis people have "no idea" about. do u really think cis Black or Native people don't know how it feels to live under genocide? or cis Palestinians? pls unglue yourself from victimhood and try solidarity 1381
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025begging trans ppl to stop the dialectically silly and flattening debate about "trans men vs trans women" and realize all our trans experiences are nuanced and often totally subjective and we have more to gain by learning from our differences than infighting 210619
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025shit is officially buying poop in an 82.7 billion butthole deal 1505
Reposted by james tomPT Klein @ptklein.com · 03/12/2025Poppers advent calendar is this anything 2831415
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025when a gay guy hits me up then abruptly blocks after seeing my nudes bc he couldn't tell I was trans... baby it's giving butch realness, it's giving assigned male at birth, it's giving male loneliness epidemic, it's giving America is NOT ready for a woman president 0561
Reposted by james tomAdopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2025"Our Flag Means Death stands out as one of HBO Max's greatest series and is perfect from start to finish because it's so unapologetically unique." #ofmd collider.com/hbo-max-show...collider.comFrom 'The Pitt' to 'Peacemaker,' These 10 HBO Max Shows Are Perfect From Start to FinishPeacemaker, Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, Hacks, and The Pitt are a few examples of HBO Max shows that are truly perfect from start to finish. 319966
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters? 0130
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I love that all those gay people got to live out their wicked dreams, and I also wonder what the movie would be like if I believed any of those characters were remotely attracted to each other 1180
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025kpop demon hunters is the queer anti-fascist modern movie musical that wicked for good wants to be 0376
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025in many ways trump and zohran are the glinda and elphaba of our timeline 1131335
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025zohran won the election while I was getting fucked in a car 5940
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 26/10/2025jokes on me, I'm going viral on twitter in a bad way bc br*anna w* retweeted me 4290
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I heard u like cats so I got you some writing about roommates who are cats (and not cats) 180
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025have to admit, I still have more fun at the Other Place, but here is a cat pic u all will enjoy 1340
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I can't believe liberal political correctness has bent all the way around to "we can't hurt nazis' feelings" jk yes I can 0200
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025everyone talks about how wood is about travis kelce's penis, no one talks about how it's set to a jackson 5 style beat 0130
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I admit I've been listening to TLOAS at the gym bc I'm highly motivated by white woman rage so if it shows up on my sp*tify wrapped that's why 060
Reposted by james tommarshall “mars” 🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · 21/10/2025if any of you gays go & see anything mars coded you're contractually obligated to lmk 🫶🫶 0101
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025ps I'm having a yard sale in Brooklyn this Friday 10/24! please send all manner of gays, sapphic, mascs, and nerds my way partiful.com/e/BOo82RyqYM...partiful.comRSVP to YARD SALE Christian Girl Autumn | PartifulChristian Girl Autumn is here, so I am selling some gay clothes to make space for faith & prayer. Lots of vintage and designer! Small size pants! Tops in all sizes (I know u like that)! Size 37 shoes... 23918
james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025everyone says twitter is the nazi site but I see waaay more earnest taylor swift posts on here 2290