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james tom

@jamestomxo.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ comedian, unfortunately. netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway 🎟 PHILLY 8/28: linktr.ee/jamestomxo

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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
ok so... like every day on here
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
wait so but can some chinese mystic tell me if it's good or bad that I'm born the year of the Horse and it's about to be the year of the horse
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
final abs n arms moment of 2025
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
is anyone more sold on a lie than medium rich people? the "luxury" gym I go to in sf is inferior in every way (space, # of machines, equipment quality) to my budget gym in brooklyn, but costs 3x more. there's not even a real locker room. these guys are making 6 figures at meta just to get scammed
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
sf sniffies should have a topographical map
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
what is the cultural impact of Avatar? blue people and their giant feet 🤤
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
brian henson is a wonderful director and upholder of his father's legacy. he's no goro miyazaki
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I've been consistently using the men's restroom for a year but today I caved and went women's bc all the stalls in the men's room were filled with men pooping at the same time and it just felt too intimate for me
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
so what I'm hearing is the grinch is blasting raw loads into martha may with no consequence
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
the good news is my mentally ill father doesn't seem to be using AI. the bad news is he's gotten really into South korean beatboxing
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
read my list and debate me on what counts as a "queer film"
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
happy holidays, crew!
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
parents who don't buy a separate seat for their toddler are emotional terrorists. idc if it's legal no one wants to sit in the 3rd seat while you pass your screaming squirming baby back and forth omg
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
why are Emilia Pérez and Kiss of the Spider Woman basically the same
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
avatar: fire & ash is james cameron's horniest and most racist movie yet (complimentary)
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I make a lil cameo in the new Bradley Cooper movie IS THIS THING ON? Laura Dern loved my kermit the frog joke
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I really can't deal with white trans people acting like anti-trans oppression is some unique thing cis people have "no idea" about. do u really think cis Black or Native people don't know how it feels to live under genocide? or cis Palestinians? pls unglue yourself from victimhood and try solidarity
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
lowkey a trans narrative
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
the Grinch is thee diva...
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
begging trans ppl to stop the dialectically silly and flattening debate about "trans men vs trans women" and realize all our trans experiences are nuanced and often totally subjective and we have more to gain by learning from our differences than infighting
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
shit is officially buying poop in an 82.7 billion butthole deal
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 03/12/2025
Poppers advent calendar is this anything
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
looks like they morbed it up again
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
RIP sf angel 🙏🏼🤍
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
when a gay guy hits me up then abruptly blocks after seeing my nudes bc he couldn't tell I was trans... baby it's giving butch realness, it's giving assigned male at birth, it's giving male loneliness epidemic, it's giving America is NOT ready for a woman president
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
"Our Flag Means Death stands out as one of HBO Max's greatest series and is perfect from start to finish because it's so unapologetically unique." #ofmd collider.com/hbo-max-show...
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From 'The Pitt' to 'Peacemaker,' These 10 HBO Max Shows Are Perfect From Start to Finish
Peacemaker, Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, Hacks, and The Pitt are a few examples of HBO Max shows that are truly perfect from start to finish.
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I love that all those gay people got to live out their wicked dreams, and I also wonder what the movie would be like if I believed any of those characters were remotely attracted to each other
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
kpop demon hunters is the queer anti-fascist modern movie musical that wicked for good wants to be
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
cinema
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
dream blunt rotation
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
in many ways trump and zohran are the glinda and elphaba of our timeline
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
so he doesn't get lost
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
zohran won the election while I was getting fucked in a car
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
omg
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
and I say hey :)
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
west end girl almost too painful to listen to
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
jokes on me, I'm going viral on twitter in a bad way bc br*anna w* retweeted me
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I heard u like cats so I got you some writing about roommates who are cats (and not cats)
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
have to admit, I still have more fun at the Other Place, but here is a cat pic u all will enjoy
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
what about more animation and MORE sex 🤔
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I can't believe liberal political correctness has bent all the way around to "we can't hurt nazis' feelings" jk yes I can
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
everyone talks about how wood is about travis kelce's penis, no one talks about how it's set to a jackson 5 style beat
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I admit I've been listening to TLOAS at the gym bc I'm highly motivated by white woman rage so if it shows up on my sp*tify wrapped that's why
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marshall “mars” 🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
if any of you gays go & see anything mars coded you're contractually obligated to lmk 🫶🫶
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
ps I'm having a yard sale in Brooklyn this Friday 10/24! please send all manner of gays, sapphic, mascs, and nerds my way partiful.com/e/BOo82RyqYM...
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RSVP to YARD SALE Christian Girl Autumn | Partiful
Christian Girl Autumn is here, so I am selling some gay clothes to make space for faith & prayer. Lots of vintage and designer! Small size pants! Tops in all sizes (I know u like that)! Size 37 shoes...
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james tom @jamestomxo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
everyone says twitter is the nazi site but I see waaay more earnest taylor swift posts on here
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