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Max Gross

@maxgotjokes.bsky.social
999 followers 336 following 217 posts

Writer and comedian. Words @ The Onion @ Reductress @ Autostraddle, jokes @ this website. He/him

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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Someone has to post this. And it might as well be me
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Wahoo yippee!!!!
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
how long before one of them tweets this
T-shirt that says “she’s broken because she believed” with certain letters re-colored to add the hidden message “he’s ok because he lied”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Attention gamers I’m making my foray into streaming tn with Evasive. catch me every thursday on YouTube at 7:30 EST until we finish Ace Attorney
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
it’s the same image
A screenshot of a Tumblr post by user petal-metal. The heavily-filtered photo is of spiky tan Jeffrey Campbell Lita heels with an ankle monitor. Their caption says “OMG my new shoes came :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha”A photo of Luigi Mangione’s feet crossed in fancy-looking leather shoes with handcuffs around his crossed ankles
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
happy birthday to my prized possession
An unfolded newspaper hung on a wall in a black frame. Taking up the entire page is that comic from The Onion of a guy in a black shirt labeled “sickos” looking into a window saying “Yes…. ha ha ha… YES!”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
it came to me in a vision
That 2012 four-panel meme of a girl saying “girls, did you know…” but edited to say “Girls, did you know… that uhm, there’s an axolotl on the pink stairs”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
carolyn tonight #traitorsUS
screenshot of a tweet by @erinisaway that says “been trying this thing called ‘direct communication’ and so far it freaks a lot of people out”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
man. I didn’t even edit this
A screenshot of Instagram’s “Chat with AI characters” function. The first one, LeBron James, says “hey, im leborn james, the famous nba player. whats up?” The second one, LeBroBot, just says “Baskemtball”
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
getting a hysterectomy tomorrow. but don’t worry. I have big plans for the space
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
it is never too late to contribute to fandom discourse
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
not to be too sincere but I documented a lot of my transition on twitter and losing that is sad. if anyone knows me from those days, here’s how T is treating me (mouse ears not typically included)
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
how it feels to catch up
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
?
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
congrats to him
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
charizard is only 5’7. stay strong short kings
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
quit my job to focus on this
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
this is the last platform on which I am truly still a flop and that’s humbling. every niche internet micro gay needs somewhere that they can post like this
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
they’re t4t
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
this is me btw. if you were wondering
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
how bluesky feels for now
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
everyone on twitter
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Max Gross @maxgotjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
welcoming myself to bluesky
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